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    Proof that Putin is in Megadeth..

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    HERE is a story that will infuriate feminists, nutritionists and quite likely a whole bunch of other “ists”. Burger lovers, however, will rejoice.

    American burger chain Carls Jr is coming to Australia and may well bring with it the “slutburger”.

    The slutburger is not some kind of sleazy meat sandwich, but a term for the genre of ads Carls Jr has used for many years now to sell its burgers.

    Basically, Carls uses sex to sell. Women from Kim Kardashian to Paris Hilton to Heidi Klum and many more have been roped in to make its uniquely calorific fast food raunchy.

    As the videos show, the ads are basically soft porn. These burgerlicious babes do everything but orgasm on camera as they enjoy their Carls Jr tasty treats. Sauce drips. Juice spills. Bodies writhe. Would you like sighs with that?

    There is no word at this stage if Carls will unleash a similarly saucy campaign when its Australian conquest peaks.

    What we do know, as breathlessly reported by Business Insider today, is that they’ll tiptoe seductively into the Australian market rather than bolt stark naked down the main streets of our cities.

    The first outlet is planned for the NSW Central Coast, which just happens to be the one of the most obese areas in regional Australia, with 66 per cent of the population classified as overweight or obese according to a Federal Government report in 2013.

    Down the track, Carls Jr will target our major cities, where early feelers for franchises have already been put out.
    Can see a shit storm with the PC do gooders over this if this burger retains its name in Australia though I am looking forward to these ads

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    there isn't actually a "slutburger" per-se, gawker.com coined the name because of the ads

    ads aren't that good even, somewhat like a kid rock filmclip

    in-n-out > carls jr imo

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    They may not be that good in your eyes but they will certainly get plenty of attention from some

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    Yeah, those ads are AMAZING.. hahaha
    Whatever those chicks are selling, I'll buy it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MFKS View Post
    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    egyptian judicial system. we could do with a bit more backbone here. maybe not as much though

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    A Brazilian fan died after being struck by a toilet bowl hurled in clashes after a football game in a World Cup host city, police said on Saturday, just 40 days before Brazil stages the event.

    Santa Cruz, based in the northeastern coastal city of Recife, had drawn with visiting Parana late Friday when violence erupted outside the grounds.

    Fans clashed upon leaving the Arruda stadium, across town from a brand new World Cup venue.

    Some ripped out toilet bowls and threw them at fans congregated below, fatally injuring one, a police spokesman said.


    Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer/f...#ixzz30m6TwG55
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    Why do crocodiles walk so gayly? Looks like they just got there nails done.
    If I say once, I say two times, it's croar, not croar!

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    Watching The Project last night and Hughesy was interviewing people on the streets of Melbourne to ask them what more they'd like their mobile phones to do for them. First person he interviewed was Connor Chapman (treated as a random citizen) who answered "drive my car for me"
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    I think scoopability is a quality that makes a good spoon.
    If I say once, I say two times, it's croar, not croar!

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    Would I be correct in assuming that underneath the tongue, under the arm pit, and the colon all have the same temperature?
    If I say once, I say two times, it's croar, not croar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCroar View Post
    Would I be correct in assuming that underneath the tongue, under the arm pit, and the colon all have the same temperature?
    Strange you would ask that. Short answer is no, its pretty bloody close though.

    Depends on if you have been eating, exercising or shitting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackmac79 View Post
    Strange you would ask that. Short answer is no, its pretty bloody close though.

    Depends on if you have been eating, exercising or shitting.
    Cool, thanks, but does shitting make your temperature go up?
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    Bloke got stabbed outside Marketown today..
    Watch the video for the witnesses interviews..

    http://www.theherald.com.au/story/24...-video/?cs=305

    Newy cunce..
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