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    Stretch drunk

    Friday night footeh delivers stretch drunk and enjoying/disgracing himself.
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    Body gets Stretch drunk, miracle occurs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDyl
    You're funnier on the internet than you are in person.
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    the NF law...the longer the thread stays open, the probablity that the thread becomes about joel griffiths approaches 1

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    ...ffs
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDyl
    You're funnier on the internet than you are in person.
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    the NF law...the longer the thread stays open, the probablity that the thread becomes about joel griffiths approaches 1

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    We all know where the fault lies. ^^^

    Edit:

    Almost forgot - how's ya head. Truly am sorry. It was brutish and should never have happened.
    Last edited by stretch; 10-01-2014 at 11:32 PM. Reason: Sorry!

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    Your not even at finnegans
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    Body gets Stretch drunk, miracle occurs.

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    Body gets Stretch drunk, miracle occurs.

    Hail Body!
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDyl
    You're funnier on the internet than you are in person.
    Quote Originally Posted by q-money View Post
    the NF law...the longer the thread stays open, the probablity that the thread becomes about joel griffiths approaches 1

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    awww yeee

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    stretch grew to 8ft. no wonder a small bay2 made so much noise

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    was amazing to see tbh

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    disgraceful scenes
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    bridges made the world in 6-8 wks

    he then rested by the corner flag and all was gud
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    Hopefully itís the four players, but, if not, the three, and if not, the two.
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    Do you ever get bored of sprouting the same old crap? You're about as predictable as the punishment on the field we sit through once a week

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    just to update on this

    stretch had a couple of pre drinks at the tenz on sunday before heading to the prince in his lebron james basketball jersey and snapback,

    his pre drunken stage got the jerks a 1-0 win.

    stretches achievements when drinking;

    - griff re-signing
    - jerks 1-0 brisbane

    newy needs you drunk saturday.
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    Body gets Stretch drunk, miracle occurs.

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    I'll be drunk. Might make it in time for the third quarter.

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    Superdyl also needs to be drunk on Saturday. Have been sober the last 4 times Sydney have visited hunter stadium (even though I missed one of the games last year due to an engagement party).
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    I hope the ball shirt and SnapBack bit was a joke
    Quote Originally Posted by snake View Post
    bridges made the world in 6-8 wks

    he then rested by the corner flag and all was gud
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Stubbins
    Hopefully itís the four players, but, if not, the three, and if not, the two.
    Quote Originally Posted by Maito Mitch View Post
    Do you ever get bored of sprouting the same old crap? You're about as predictable as the punishment on the field we sit through once a week

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    Quote Originally Posted by BodyNovo View Post
    just to update on this

    stretch had a couple of pre drinks at the tenz on sunday before heading to the prince in his lebron james basketball jersey and snapback,

    his pre drunken stage got the jerks a 1-0 win.

    stretches achievements when drinking;

    - griff re-signing
    - jerks 1-0 brisbane

    newy needs you drunk saturday.
    Great post. Another achievement was that he ran into parksey's sister at The Prince
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDyl
    You're funnier on the internet than you are in person.
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    the NF law...the longer the thread stays open, the probablity that the thread becomes about joel griffiths approaches 1

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    blowup doll for stretch to unleash in bay sexty

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    Quote Originally Posted by parksey View Post
    I hope the ball shirt and SnapBack bit was a joke
    No shit
    Quote Originally Posted by militiamon View Post
    Body gets Stretch drunk, miracle occurs.

    Hail Body!

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    can't believe i'm going to miss this.

    Quote Originally Posted by militiamon View Post
    Great post. Another achievement was that he ran into parksey's sister at The Prince
    is 'ran into' a new young kid's euphemism for something?

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    He rain into her fist with his face
    Quote Originally Posted by snake View Post
    bridges made the world in 6-8 wks

    he then rested by the corner flag and all was gud
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Stubbins
    Hopefully itís the four players, but, if not, the three, and if not, the two.
    Quote Originally Posted by Maito Mitch View Post
    Do you ever get bored of sprouting the same old crap? You're about as predictable as the punishment on the field we sit through once a week

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    This is a disgrace

    No stretch

    No jets

    Thanks mate
    Quote Originally Posted by militiamon View Post
    Body gets Stretch drunk, miracle occurs.

    Hail Body!

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