Despite the deafening and relentless calls of "GVE out", the club clearly isn't going to act and make the blindingly obvious decision that is needed and give him the arse...
It is now upon us to hatch a scheme in which to remove this cancer from our club. Share your ideas and suggestion.
I'll start;
Make an impossible to refuse, yet false offer to Gary from a cashed-up Thai club. Pay for Gary's airline ticket (one-way obviously) and plant enough narcotics in his luggage to land him a lifetime in jail.