They're not even trying anymore hey.Originally Posted by Muswellbrookian
They're not even trying anymore hey.
Like shooting fish in a barrel
"F**k yeah! Bought my own place!"
Where is the tuna at??
A Gypo Fan, a Smurfs fan and a Jets fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Gypo fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Gypo fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The Smurf was next up and after watching the scene, said:" Please fix two pillows on my back, under my dress" But even two pillows & 1 dress could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again.
The Jets fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best bars, nightclubs and restaurants in the world, your city and football team is known throughout the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness", The Jets fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 1000 lashes I feel I can take it and as I done the wrong thing deserve to be punished severely."
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 1000
lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheikh asks.
"Please tie the Gypo to my back."
Was it Paul harragon?
Arnold Just interviewed on Foxsports . Claims that as the last 2 seasons they lost in penalty shootouts that he views that the Gypos were not beaten in the Finals but had draws and lost the shootout.
Got news for you pal. YOU ****ING LOST
PS No mention of the defeats to Roar in the Major semis ???
Qualifying final and still cant fill their boutique stadium!
~10900, what a terrible crowd.
fmd if that is the best they can do for a semi-final, after a week of those horrible "support us or we won't exist" ads on tv, and 3-4 seasons of successful football.
Just wait till they lose a couple...
wheel them round town in the bins imo
Best idea ever on Foz
it's up there behind the superdylan memorial aquatic centre
Memorial aquatic centre?
And the hats with the peak in the shape of the jet. Actually that was on Facebook but still a quality idea
To be fair though it was 10,900 more than were at our ground today.
Deans out.
Middleby out.
retard comment. we had over 20,000 watching football at multiple grounds today.
Sticking up for Deans and Middleby now?
You've changed!!
Apparently any local games on the coast that were supposed to be played on Sunday have been cancelled..
In order to get people/supporters down for the GF..
They'll get their supporters group behind the goal where we were in 2008....I can see the other three sides being entirely red and black though.
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