Forget about Syria. They are trying to pass a bill in Texas to make male masturbation illegal.
http://www.legis.state.tx.us/tlodocs...pdf#navpanes=0Emissions outside of a woman ’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act
against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.