Random thread

[pv4]

I bought my plasma with that stimulus package a few years back

I'll get my coat

less shitty jokes, moar podcast editing. i wanna hear about griff already ffs.

[boz-monaut]

I don't normally post in such a stupid thread but there was no where else for this hilarity

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstu...ons.ytmnd.com/

break up letter - requires sound

[Hamma12]

I don't normally post in such a stupid thread but there was no where else for this hilarity

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstu...ons.ytmnd.com/

break up letter - requires sound

I'd rather date a spider or rat
Some of your best work there Boz

[Bon]

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/201...06_ntnews.html

Just love the interview with the bloke..

[pv4]

41 on google-olympics-goalkeeping on first & only attempt

[au revoir]

https://maps.google.com.au/maps?q=Pa...Australia&z=20

[sh10]

haw haw haw

[hawk]

QLD storm warning just in "dont swim in storm water drains". thanx Campbell still king of the trash.

[weston]

QLD storm warning just in "dont swim in storm water drains". thanx Campbell still king of the trash.

Who's more stupid.... This bloke pointing out the obvious?? or the morons still swimming in storm water drains??

[Schultz]

Ol' spring door stops

[Bon]

I didn't quite know where to put this, but I guess the Random thread is as good as any..
Looking off my balcony on Monday we saw this guy get pulled over by a police wagon, then 3 other cars (one unmarked, one highway, and another wagon) all came screaming up.. They got this guy out and put him in the back of the wagon and all left.. We had no idea what was going on, but it looked pretty weird..
Turns out it was this dude:
http://www.theherald.com.au/story/14...rbating/?cs=12

[q-money]

up there with the pasta sauce guy

[furns]

we really have to stop gypos moving into newcastle

I propose a large wall.

[MFKS]

I didn't quite know where to put this, but I guess the Random thread is as good as any..
Looking off my balcony on Monday we saw this guy get pulled over by a police wagon, then 3 other cars (one unmarked, one highway, and another wagon) all came screaming up.. They got this guy out and put him in the back of the wagon and all left.. We had no idea what was going on, but it looked pretty weird..
Turns out it was this dude:
http://www.theherald.com.au/story/14...rbating/?cs=12

For a convicted sex offender I am surprised at his stupidity. Doesn't he know you can wank better with your right hand and not your left ****ing amatuer

[seldom]

I didn't quite know where to put this, but I guess the Random thread is as good as any..
Looking off my balcony on Monday we saw this guy get pulled over by a police wagon, then 3 other cars (one unmarked, one highway, and another wagon) all came screaming up.. They got this guy out and put him in the back of the wagon and all left.. We had no idea what was going on, but it looked pretty weird..
Turns out it was this dude:
http://www.theherald.com.au/story/14...rbating/?cs=12

[hawk]

wtf is happening here, geez

[seldom]

sicko.....lol people takin notes

[hawk]

sicko.....lol people takin notes

talks about men eating each others poo poo then asks children to leave as the next bit is explicit

[militiamon]

New Zealand officials have released a list of baby names put forward by parents that were rejected because they were too bizarre or offensive, including "Lucifer" and "Mafia No Fear".

The list of 77 names reveals one child was set to be called "Anal" before the Department of Internal Affairs vetoed the proposal, while another narrowly avoided being dubbed "." or full stop.

Other names on the list included "4Real", "V8", and "Queen Victoria".

In some cases, parents appeared to have lost any inspiration for coming up with a moniker for their offspring, wanting to call the latest addition to the family simply "2nd", "3rd" or "5th".

The department's rules forbid any name that might imply a child holds an official title or rank, so "King", "Duke" and "Princess" were among those that had been turned down most since 2001.

"Justice" was the most popular, having been rejected 62 times, although "Justus" and "Juztice" also failed to gain official approval.

In 2008, New Zealand's family court ordered that a nine-year-old girl whose parents had called her "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii" should have her name changed because it was embarrassing and "makes a fool of the child".

At the time, judge Rob Murfitt criticised parents who gave their children bizarre names, citing examples such as "Number 16 Bus Shelter", "Midnight Chardonnay" and twins called "Benson" and "Hedges".

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-05-0...-names/4663570

wat

[parksey]

talula does the hula from hawaii is a nice girl imo