Gypos - lolz go in here

[lquiquer]

Tinks should be inspired by Charlesworth :whistling:

[lquiquer]

I don't know if it's really lolworthy... along with Stubbins, he has looked the most out of his depth. If I was a coastie fan, I would be pleased he was given the boot.

Not quite the level of rejoicing I would do if Stubbins was axed, mind.

I lol because FFS scums did something we can't even do

[Jeterpool]

GvE is my tip to go there.

[q-money]

rofl imagine that

[BodyNovo]

whats the money hutch takes over at the end of the year.

[MFKS]

If Murphy has any intelligence he should be trying to move Phil sideways down the F3.

To me a match made in heaven with him Moving Forward with the Gypos


It actually is a big sleight on our club and how competent we are that we actually keep a bloke who is 1 from 20 yet the Gypos remove a bloke who has a much superior record than Mr 1 in 20.

[joel31]

Knowing our luck he'll move to the Mariners and win the league

[pv4]

Kasey Wehrman has contacted CCM about the vacant head coach position.

[joel31]

Kasey Wehrman has contacted CCM about the vacant head coach position.
haha

[Grimario]

#CCMFC ‏@CCMariners
STATEMENT: @CCMariners join forces with Central Coast Football moving forward MORE: http://bit.ly/1Ca2OyV #CCMFC

Can't even let Nubbins have his slogan, have to get one up on us.

[Thomas477]

Tbh, if they're moving forward like us, they're more than welcome to it.

[Jetmaster]

Goss on NBN that Mark Jones is in their sights.

[q-money]

jones is the only thing making stubbins less embarrassing at the moment, let him go i say

[Jeterpool]

Goss on NBN that Mark Jones is in their sights.

He's certainly halved the flow of goals we are conceding and the has previously shown ambition to take on a full time gig.

Has he worked with the Mariners in the past?

I can honestly see this happening.

[joel31]

He's certainly halved the flow of goals we are conceding and the has previously shown ambition to take on a full time gig.

Has he worked with the Mariners in the past?

I can honestly see this happening.
and he won't want too much coin

[lquiquer]

Superhero Sunday....lol

1038

[The Northern Defender]

Superhero Sunday....lol

1038

Maybe we can send them Captain Cr-p (aka Phil Stubbins)

[Premy]

First pirates now this.

Any Gypo who doesn't go as Deadpool needs their head checked.

[Grimario]

First pirates now this.

Any Gypo who doesn't go as Deadpool needs their head checked.

They've done this in previous years. Reckon if you go back in this thread you will find it.

[Grimario]

279

WTF :lulz:

....

[Premy]

:lol:

[Jetmaster]

Yeah, got a caning on SSE last season...

[boz-monaut]

ever looked at a map of Gosford?

http://imageshack.com/a/img910/3434/ruqUDA.jpg

[hawk]

pharkin lols. blue & yellow veiner

[joel31]

http://www.fourfourtwo.com/au/news/roux-rallies-fans-hutcho-hooroo
hah fans good joke

[joel31]

pity its turning into that for us now

[Tommyjet]

As much as I doubt we'll get 4 points from the remaining 2 games, we have a slight possibility of overtaking those gypo wankers if they don't get anymore points. I know the muppet deserves the spoon but imagine hutchos face if it somehow happened

[MFKS]

As much as I doubt we'll get 4 points from the remaining 2 games, we have a slight possibility of overtaking those gypo wankers if they don't get anymore points. I know the muppet deserves the spoon but imagine hutchos face if it somehow happened

As much as seeing Hutcho get the Spoon would be a pleasure I don't think it will compare to the Muppet getting it.

[lquiquer]

Hutcho looks like an Easter Island Statue on the tifo ...........:roflz:

[Jeterpool]

Watching the way the Mariners are sending hutcho off is leaving a bitter taste in my mouth even more because griffo deserved something similar for us.

[parksey]

should hear robbie slater's impassioned plea to the ffa for them to step in and "fix" the "disgraceful" mariners. he couldn't be making his hard-on for those peasants any more clear.

apparently lawrie mckinna has to be involved in the club for it to connect to the fans and graham arnold is a genius etc. etc.

[BodyNovo]

should hear robbie slater's impassioned plea to the ffa for them to step in and "fix" the "disgraceful" mariners. he couldn't be making his hard-on for those peasants any more clear.

apparently lawrie mckinna has to be involved in the club for it to connect to the fans and graham arnold is a genius etc. etc.

its because his son is in the youth squad.

[Premy]

its because his son is in the youth squad.

And it's basically a rebuilt Northern Spirit, something I believe Slater played a large part in forming and funding.

[Grimario]

http://www.ccmariners.com.au/article/club-statement-tony-walmsley-appointed-as-head-coach/lrokoe29uk91f9nntnm80nqp#BUfzMQjfuDK1cOKu.97


This doesn't quite belong in here but we don't have a "Gypo sensible things" thread...

Basically Walmsley saying "my job is to find young talent, develop it and sell for a profit". The best and most honest thing I have heard from a new appointee in any club in 10 years here.

[Jeterpool]

http://www.ccmariners.com.au/article/club-statement-tony-walmsley-appointed-as-head-coach/lrokoe29uk91f9nntnm80nqp#BUfzMQjfuDK1cOKu.97


This doesn't quite belong in here but we don't have a "Gypo sensible things" thread...

Basically Walmsley saying "my job is to find young talent, develop it and sell for a profit". The best and most honest thing I have heard from a new appointee in any club in 10 years here.

Head Coach and Technical director role is a massive job. Certainly an indicator to me the club are looking at running things lean.

[Grimario]

Ahhahahahahahhahahhahah

[weston]

Yewwwwwwww!!!!!

There's still hope

[Jetmaster]

So where DID the extra 40 seconds come from Mr NZ Ref??

Twas funny though - can see Reddy copping it from the MRP too.

[Retro Jet]

Central Choke Mariners

[Jetmaster]

Anyone else just get this email....


Details for the much-anticipated John Hutchinson Testimonial Match have been locked in for Saturday May 23 with kick-off scheduled for 6:00pm at Pluim Park, Lisarow. Tickets are ON SALE NOW!

Pluim Park has been the venue chosen by John Hutchinson and the Central Coast Mariners to provide the most intimate viewing experience, as well as catering for lower ticket prices and the chance to get up close and personal with ‘Hutch’ on the night.

The Central Coast Mariners current squad will face off against a team that has been hand picked by Hutch himself that will be stacked with former Mariners players who are based domestically and abroad.

Saturday May 23, 2015
Match: Hutch’s XI vs. Central Coast Mariners
Venue: Pluim Park, Lisarow
Kick-off: 6:00pm
Twitter: Join the match conversation using #HutchTestimonial #CCMFC
Ticket prices (plus fees): Adult $10, Junior $5
TICKETS: CLICK HERE
Premium viewing experiences are available online or by calling CCM HQ on 4353 7200

Great opportunity to end the season on a high note and bag the **** one more time !

[MFKS]

http://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/john-hutchinson-testimonial-match-tickets-16704786466

Should we turn up???:rof:

[hawk]

http://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/john-hutchinson-testimonial-match-tickets-16704786466

Should we turn up???:rof:

take the "Decking experience"

[leftrightout]

Hutchos mums name is Pandora.... Hahahaha enough said!

[MFKS]

Hutchos mums name is Pandora.... Hahahaha enough said!

Pandora box got opened and look what come out

[Grimario]

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer/central-coast-mariners/central-coast-mariners-requested-players-pay-to-attend-their-own-awards-night-20150430-1mwz1y.html?stb=twt


The financial woes of the Central Coast Mariners took an embarrassing turn last week when the entire playing squad was told to pay for their own admission to the club's end of season awards night.

In a sign of the extent of the Mariners penny-pinching culture, the club asked the players to pay $50 per head to attend their own function.

The request was met with immediate dissatisfaction from the playing group - many of whom are out of contract and in the process of negotiating potential extensions or deals elsewhere.

After being told of their complete unwillingness to dip into their own pockets to attend a club event and pay a total of $100 if they wanted to bring their partners, the club confirmed they quickly backed down and decided to cover the players' costs.

Central Coast owner Mike Charlesworth has long been vocal about the club's poor financial position and a Mariners spokesman says the initial request was made in order to trim costs.

"The club is currently reviewing all financial expenses to improve our long term viability and whilst this scenario was one of many options considered to maximise our medal night, It was never really considered a viable option and is definitely not the situation now or in the future," a club spokesman said.

The club was looking at many ways to trim the costs of their awards night and charging the players and backroom staff was the first considered. All staff's attendance to the event will now be complimentary.

Meanwhile, Sydney FC's preparations for their home semi-final next week continued on Thursday without injured trio Marc Janko, Terry Antonis and Robert Stambolziev.

Janko is recovering from a minor injury that ruled him out of the 2-1 win over Wellington last week while Antonis is continuing his recovery from a knee injury.

The duo hope to be fit to play in the semi-final on May 9 as is Stambolziev, who complained of quad tightness.

There was positive news for coach Graham Arnold with winger Chris Naumoff resuming training after suffering an elbow injury in the win over Wellington.

Sydney have also formally unveiled former Newcastle Jets striker Andrew Hoole as their latest signing.

Hoole was confirmed as a Sydney FC recruit by coach Graham Arnold weeks ago before scoring his only goal in the A-League at their expense in the Sky Blues' 4-3 win over the Jets.

"I'm looking forward to working with him and I can't wait to nurture the talent that he has already displayed this season," Arnold said.

[Tommyjet]

That made my week

[lquiquer]

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer/central-coast-mariners/central-coast-mariners-requested-players-pay-to-attend-their-own-awards-night-20150430-1mwz1y.html?stb=twt

They forgot to mention the extra 20c for the sauce...

[MFKS]

That made my week

Would have been better if the Gypos stood their ground and made their players pay for it or at least contribute by making it BYO tins of tuna

[ToddG NBUnited]

Miracle of brisbane happening on FS4 NOW!!!

[hawk]

Miracle of brisbane happening on FS4 NOW!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X1aaFyNBMg

never gets old

[BP Super Dynamos]

Hutcho's testimonial saw Brent Griffiths sent off for tackling the sauce bottle. Something you could only see on the Caravan Coast

[lquiquer]

Hutcho's testimonial saw Brent Griffiths sent off for tackling the sauce bottle. Something you could only see on the Caravan Coast

Did they charge people to get in to watch that? Few there from what I saw on YT.....??? FFS....I even think Ibini was embarrassed ....Can't blame him for that!!!! Tragic

[Footyhead]

As much as I hate to say it, 104.5 Star FM is a decent radio station... better than the current crap in our town. Anyone that plays Money For Nothing in the middle of the day gets my vote... Is that showing my age?

[plague]

As much as I hate to say it, 104.5 Star FM is a decent radio station... better than the current crap in our town. Anyone that plays Money For Nothing in the middle of the day gets my vote... Is that showing my age?

its showing something about you chief, and none of it looks any good.

[Jetmaster]

As much as I hate to say it, 104.5 Star FM is a decent radio station... better than the current crap in our town. Anyone that plays Money For Nothing in the middle of the day gets my vote... Is that showing my age?

Better than our commercial stations definitely.....Local ABC and 2NUR FM still rule though.

[Roundball Enthusiast]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLh-BBpUwAAPCpL.jpg

Uhhhh... YEP! haha

[Premy]

:roflz:

[Bon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLh-BBpUwAAPCpL.jpg

Uhhhh... YEP! haha

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqn9y8ngWw1qirzmfo1_250.gif

[RAM]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLh-BBpUwAAPCpL.jpg

Uhhhh... YEP! haha

Montgomery seems to have a package strapped to his ribs http://www.footballanarchy.net/forum/images/smilies/eusa_think.gif

@AFP

[Jeterpool]

Liam Reddy looks very happy to be there.

I don't understand why they went with a palm tree. That's not the most recognizable thing in their ground. If that was the intention it should have been a sauce bottle...or an empty seat.

[Jetmaster]

First impression was that they were celebrating the Central Coast drug culture!!

[Bremsstrahlung]

Liam Reddy looks very happy to be there.

I don't understand why they went with a palm tree. That's not the most recognizable thing in their ground. If that was the intention it should have been a sauce bottle...or an empty seat.
:lulz:
Coasties are in for a real tree-t this year.
Word is they want their players/supporters to look as bad as they're gonna play.

[Bon]

:lulz:
Coasties are in for a real tree-t this year.
Word is they want their players/supporters to look as bad as they're gonna play.

:lulz:
I hope they dont palm any off to us..

[R Ramjet]

we better finish ahead of them this season and we better have a better playing strip than that. its a deadest shocker

[leftrightout]

Looks like those milkshake cups you get!

[Retro Jet]

You know you're fooked when TWG start to take the p!ss on the subject too...
http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2015/08/04/19-things-look-new-central-coast-mariners-kit
FMD...

To quote an old Rowdies inside joke:
Their shirts are soooo ugly...
How Ugly?
UGLY, UGLY, UGLY!!!

[MFKS]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLh-BBpUwAAPCpL.jpg

Uhhhh... YEP! haha
Bwahhhhaahhahhahahaha

**** I haven't laughed that hard for ages.

Who designed their kit??

A gay blind man???

[lquiquer]

Peacock tweet.... Lol
1126

[lquiquer]

Bwahhhhaahhahhahahaha

**** I haven't laughed that hard for ages.

Who designed their kit??

A gay blind man???

Excuse my French but it is F$:,#%g hideous

[furns]

Bwahhhhaahhahhahahaha

**** I haven't laughed that hard for ages.

Who designed their kit??

A gay blind man???

You really have no idea about gays do you? A blind gay bloke would come up with something 10000000x better than that pile

[MFKS]

Excuse my French but it is F$:,#%g hideous

Fitting outfit for a bunch of grade A ****s if you ask me

[The Dunster]

That is a seriously bad looking strip.

[hawk]

Master F**ks

[Jetmaster]

It's not as if palm trees are synonymous with Gosford anyway - you might get away with it for NQ Fury for example.

May as well put a map of the Styx on our kit.

[Couscous]

Hey guys, have you seen their new kit?

http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2015/08/07/1227474/222680-12b67fac-3b11-11e5-b323-cf838aa71659.jpg

I like it.

[lquiquer]

"FFA cup Tuesday night CC stadium expect delays"...that's what one of these big electronic sign on the highway near Doyalson showed this morning at 3.30 am that I saw while driving down to the snow!!!.... Delays???... There will be more Palm trees than Gypos at the venue.... Lol...... Almost stop the car and turned around to take a photo.....

[boz-monaut]

http://www.theherald.com.au/story/3305480/chainsaw-chops-down-live-power-pole-in-bungled-theft-attempt/?cs=305

holy shit, this is just phenomenal

[baldrick]

http://www.theherald.com.au/story/3305480/chainsaw-chops-down-live-power-pole-in-bungled-theft-attempt/?cs=305

holy shit, this is just phenomenal

An application for a Darwin Award, right there

[Skirt Boy]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/the-venice-of-australia-is-in-woy-woy/story-fni0cx12-1227370764378

[Bon]

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2015/10/13/moneyball-mariners-league-first

Here is an idea..
Stop being inbred gypos..

[Jetmaster]

I know the answer already - move to North Sydney.

[Bon]

Bosnar gooooone.. Would anyone here want him??

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2015/11/09/bosnar-sever-ties-mariners

[WolfMan]

Birraz would probably have a nervous breakdown at training if we did sign him

All seriousness - no thanks. Ordinary bloke with a hard boot

[leftrightout]

Bosnar gooooone.. Would anyone here want him??

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2015/11/09/bosnar-sever-ties-mariners

No thanks, never really rated him and think the whole free kick thing he does is a bit of a wank.
Also taking 4th in line central defender from the team coming last who are also our biggest rivals doesn't sit well with me.

[Bon]

https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/infogram-particles-700/lonelyhunterc_1392529568.jpg

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2015/11/16/mariners-mole-faces-sack-club-probes-leaks

[belchardo]

handing over their phones? in all seriousness, where the hell is the PFA? what a complete and utter invasion of their privacy! (particularly for those with saucy sexts of their sisters)

[RAM]

Bosnar is going to SU from all reports

[plague]

Stupid gypos.

If they could afford Foxtel or the Internet they would have read about Tom Brady being asked to do the same thing and him replying to the NFL with one extended middle finger.

[hawk]

ha busted swaping dads dix pix

[GazFish35]

They didn't complain when wherman sent Arnold gve's starting line up. (Allegedly)

[hawk]

gypos doing tifo. dont even ask how or why

http://rubmint.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/7394f_epic-fail-book-fail.jpg

[Grimario]

Next derby...

http://www.ccmariners.com.au/article/news-mariners-launch-surf-life-saving-kit/h8rfgzngehub1ew0hu1504vt9

[Jeterpool]

So it's Adelaide's away kit from this year or the year before.

[Bon]

I wish they did that kit when Amini was still playing for them..
Would have totally gotten them a Macca's sponsorship..

[belchardo]

Don't mind that kit to be honest. Vast improvement on their current strips.

[la bazzle]

Its the Gypos, its shit regardless

[boz-monaut]

have to agree with baz here - though it could be improved with palm trees on it

also, baz's post count currently spells the word boobsiois - which isn't really a word but sounds like an affliction of the boob

[hawk]

how nice was that city game

[plague]

how nice was that city game

'mon

[Grimario]

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer/central-coast-mariners-players-seek-exit-over-unpaid-superannuation-20151215-glnt9y.html

[Jetmaster]

They have a left back we can use.

[Tommyjet]

More trouble in gypo land. Love it!!!
Players getting banished at training apparently, one of them caceras, only one of them I'd throw money at

[MFKS]

http://www.bluetea.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wooden-spoon.png

Can see them taking our trophy soon ***

[stopper2]

O'Donovan is simply the biggest thug in the A League. Was lucky to escape with just a yellow a few weeks back on a disgraceful, potentially leg-breaking tackle against Victory's Broxham. Last night he after an altercation with Nix's Muscat launched himself into a headbutt which floored the Nix defender. Probably the ugliest act of thuggery I've seen in the A League since Kevin Muscat absolutely cleaned up Heart's Adrian Zahra (?) with a vicious tackle.
The commentators Hill and Harper were downright disgusted with O'Donovan's actions and then for him on the linesman's advise to only get a yellow for his actions, was a serious miscarriage of justice when you consider what some players are red-carded for at times.
Clearly the MRP will look at this in coming days and O'Donovan clearly has a case to answer to. As the ref did not see it and was only acting on the linesman's advice, this is different to the Birraz/Smeltz incident and action further action needs to be taken....probably 6 weeks for a deliberate act of striking an opponent would be sufficient.

[BP Super Dynamos]

On the O'Donovan incident. I can only assume he was issued a yellow card for the shirt grabbing prior to the headbutt. If the assistant saw the assault, KGJ had no option but to send Roy off. You cannot caution a player for violent conduct. If the MRP don't cite O'Donovan, saying KGJ dealt with the incident, the referees need a reaming

[Couscous]

I thought O'Donovan was meant to be an amazing player? Fox Sports kept telling us that, anyway.

Violence aside, he's been pretty shit.

[Jetmaster]

Had been cited....Bozza tips 6-10 week ban. We'll see...would get off if Arnie was still there.

[cobra23]

well this scum done me a favour, i absolutely hate manny muscut.. ban both of the ****ers for the rest of the season

[matty]

signed francesco stella and some alistair bray for the rest of the season

[GazFish35]

Garcia.

Legit?


Furns to defect if true

[380]

Yep legit according to Fox

[Premy]

Official..

I hate these ****s so much right now, they have ruin Garcia for me now.

[Hunter403]

Pity we don't have the guts to try for such a player.

Yeah true. Garcia has tweeted it

[Premy]

Rumors floating around that FFA helped get him there, if it's true that shows the commitment they have for us.

[stopper2]

Pity we don't have the guts to try for such a player.

Yeah true. Garcia has tweeted it

As Bozza said, will be interesting as he hasn't played competitively since 2014 and is 37. I suppose the Mariners have nothing to lose but your big city clubs are much smarter these days and are not wasting their money on players whose peak years were a decade ago. Likes of Fornaroli, Novillo, Kallafallah are actually going to make a real difference.

[MFKS]

FMD the bloke is straight out of the retirement home.

Yes he was a great player 10 years ago

Just like Jardel was a great player 10 years before we signed him

[Tommyjet]

Rumors floating around that FFA helped get him there, if it's true that shows the commitment they have for us.

If that's the case maybe we need to bombard them with abuse if they don't splash some our way.

[hawk]

Stella, lols the greasy biaarch

[Hunter403]

FMD the bloke is straight out of the retirement home.

Yes he was a great player 10 years ago

Just like Jardel was a great player 10 years before we signed him

True but still better than our attacking lineup.

[WolfMan]

According to FIFA, Garcia's current team is Retired Player's Castle lol

[RAM]

signed francesco stella and some alistair bray for the rest of the season

Bray is supposed to be the best GK in the VPL. Will be interesting to watch him play, surely he's better than Izzo

[Frodo]

Matt Sim just got released by the Gimps. What's the bet we release Cabbage and sign him for $320k instead? One bald ginger for another?

[WolfMan]

Works for me - I love a Dim Sim, me.

[Grimario]

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2016/01/28/mariners-chairman-charlesworth-slams-rudan-credentials


Some comedy gold in that.

[Jeterpool]

“I had hardly really heard of Mark Rudan before this," Charlesworth said.

“Who is he? What are his credentials and experience at the top level? The A-League is a wonderful product watched in over a 100 countries globally and doesn’t it deserve some pundits who are globally recognised and with experience at the very highest level?

Ha ha ha

[StannyCFCJET]

Who even is this Charlesworth fellow sounds like a stuckup Englishmen by the last name

[Grimario]

Who even is this Charlesworth fellow sounds like a stuckup Englishmen by the last name

Guy that made his millions off phone sex lines.

[StannyCFCJET]

Guy that made his millions off phone sex lines.

Legit?? if soo typical coastie. Probably on the phone to his mum or sumthing :rof:

[turbojetfireV8]

thought Sim was off to China? would we want him anyway? bad enough we got one ex-gyppo who needs re-educating gulag style to knock the gyppo bad habits he has out of him, we don't need a team of em...

[hawk]

thought Sim was off to China?

he is a little dim

[Jetmaster]

Hoping to see Rudes rip into the Scum on Matchday Saturday today. Not really his style though Bozza may do it for him.

[idontwannaplaywithhowey]

he is a little dim

:thumbsup:

[hawk]

1239

[Jetmaster]

One of SH's catchphrases is "MT"....makes sense he would do a gig at a stadium that is always "MT".

[Grimario]

1239

We had a family member that passed away after a long struggle with Alzheimer's. There was a fund raising event held at the Masonic Centre at Stockton. I remember helping my aunts out in the canteen and we had access to whatever passed as "backstage" there. He did this magic trick where he put a thin metal pin through his wrist... complete with fake blood and everything. I remember him being back stage with one of my aunts who was a nurse, getting a bandage because he had accidentally knicked himself and some of the blood was real, not just fake stuff under whatever synthetic fake skin he was trying to pierce.

He also ate a lot of minties.

[leftrightout]

We had a family member that passed away after a long struggle with Alzheimer's. There was a fund raising event held at the Masonic Centre at Stockton. I remember helping my aunts out in the canteen and we had access to whatever passed as "backstage" there. He did this magic trick where he put a thin metal pin through his wrist... complete with fake blood and everything. I remember him being back stage with one of my aunts who was a nurse, getting a bandage because he had accidentally knicked himself and some of the blood was real, not just fake stuff under whatever synthetic fake skin he was trying to pierce.

He also ate a lot of minties.

Best post ever!

Sorry about the family member though...

[Grimario]

Best post ever!

Sorry about the family member though...

I can't even remember who it was... possibly one of my great aunts or uncles. It would have been 25+ years ago, so no big deal.

[MFKS]

I remember about 20 years ago he had a toy shop I think in Cardiff??

Wherever it was it was a spin out as a kid meeting the bloke.

In his shop he was a regular Joe and not the crazy Super Hubert persona.

Sort of spoiled the man's aura after that

[plague]

Josh Rose made as much contact with that clearance as he has a legitimate paycheque over the last 10 years.

Plenty of tears in the Centrelink line tomorrow.

Broke ass Gypos.

[turbojetfireV8]

don't worry, there's probably a meth clinic next door for them to drown their sorrows at...

[pv4]

That serves Rose right for when he celebrated at Hunter for Zwaansvijk's non-goal.

:oops:

[Bon]

That serves Rose right for when he celebrated at Hunter for Zwaansvijk's non-goal.

:oops:

Damn straight.. Rose has taken the spot of my "most hated gypo" now that Hutcho, Simon and Vukabitch aren't there anymore..
Ever since that day when he ran to our bench giving them the double bird, only for the goal to be ruled offside/not a goal/whatever..

[Jeterpool]

Damn straight.. Rose has taken the spot of my "most hated gypo" now that Hutcho, Simon and Vukabitch aren't there anymore..
Ever since that day when he ran to our bench giving them the double bird, only for the goal to be ruled offside/not a goal/whatever..

McGing and Bingham are the next gen

[Hunter403]

Sorry, can't take anybody called McGing seriously. Sounds like a dodgy hamburger

[Jeterpool]

Sorry, can't take anybody called McGing seriously. Sounds like a dodgy hamburger

He he.....but if he keeps tenderising the legs of our midfielders then he's going to start to get called out.

[q-money]

this mcging rooster was lucky that leo didn't kill him for another act of bastardry

[hawk]

Damn straight.. Rose has taken the spot of my "most hated gypo" now that Hutcho, Simon and Vukabitch aren't there anymore..
Ever since that day when he ran to our bench giving them the double bird, only for the goal to be ruled offside/not a goal/whatever..

mcGing is a McCvnt

[plague]

Sorry, can't take anybody called McGing seriously. Sounds like a dodgy hamburger

oh man, just right as a drawn out monday starts to take hold someone comes along and plants a little pot plant of funniness in my garden.

lovely work sir.

[northern_swan]

Lol
http://http://www.betootaadvocate.com/headlines/malcolm-turnbull-vows-to-never-catch-public-transport-again-after-experiencing-gosford-station/ (http://www.betootaadvocate.com/headlines/malcolm-turnbull-vows-to-never-catch-public-transport-again-after-experiencing-gosford-station/)

[turbojetfireV8]

1256 They do love their muthas down in gyppoland...

[Retro Jet]

Unlock that thread q.


It's official:- 12/3/16.
sCCuM finally get the SPOON!
Get me the tank!!!

:brrr:

[stopper2]

Didn't know where to put this one but as it is having a laugh at the Gypos I thought this thread would do.

Watching the Roundtable discussion last night on Fox, Peacock, Bozza, Rudan, Harper and Cockerill discussing their thoughts on the HAL and giving teams a rating and critique. Peacock asks Bozza to give the Gypos a rating from A to F on their season, Bozza responds with a F-- (that's F minus minus)!!!
Harper also put his bit in by saying the unveiling of the "palm tree" playing strip didn't even look like a football team and that it was basically the start of their horrendous season :rof:

On another note Cockerill gives Cowburn a huge wrap for the way he knuckled down and earnt himself a senior contract from the youth team and really cemented his spot in the team at LB.

[matty]

tavares now at the gypos with faty

[furns]

Ill just post this here...............

http://www.newcastlefootball.net/home/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/jetstreamep59-mp3-image-300x221.jpg

credit Holmsey

[hawk]

bahaha rogic you slapper


https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/video/rogic-miss-sparks-wild-celebrations-135002992.html

[belchardo]

quite a miss.

[hawk]

tavares now at the gypos with faty

Gypos go crazy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEy9B98HC4I

[stopper2]

tavares now at the gypos with faty

Had to laugh this morning when on Prime news the newsreader said the Mariners had pulled off a "coup" in signing SFC's Tavares!:rof:

[Jeterpool]

As I said on Twitter, the A-League's move to have a 3rd Sydney team is well underway. Moving them South was always a decoy for where they were really going to end up..

[Jetmaster]

Wonder how Simon, Celery and all those other "Newcastle Uknighted team won't draw crowds bigger than Breakers or win anything" guys are going these days?

Went to the Gypo promised land.

Probably now fulltime Eurosnobs.

[lquiquer]

Harry Redknapp Gypo consultant lol

[Couscous]

FFS, they're going to play games in Canberra. This has happened in the past. Canberrans don't want other people's teams playing here.

[late_to_the_game]

Maybe a prelude to moving there if they get some support.. ...

[belchardo]

I'll go. Hurl some abuse at the gypos, cheer on the nix.

[turbojetfireV8]

Harry Redknapp Gypo consultant lol

waste of money, could have got my advice a lot cheaper: "your team is schitt, your supporters are schitt, your strip is phuckt, just fold ya gyppo khunts" (I'd give em that consultation for free actually)

[Jeterpool]

Harry Redknapp Gypo consultant lol

This has all the hall marks of Branko coming in as technical director here and when GvE failed "oh look we have another coach right here"

[turbojetfireV8]

This has all the hall marks of Branko coming in as technical director here and when GvE failed "oh look we have another coach right here"

gyppos can afford Redknapp as full-time coach though? or do they expect FFA to pay for him as a marquee??? ;)

[Jetmaster]

Just enjoyed the Miracle of Brisbane again...forza Fox!

[MFKS]

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2016/05/03/redknapp-talks-south-coast-mariners-role


They even employ people who have NFI who they are

[Bon]

Even Mother Earth is attempting to smite pv4's mates..

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/earthquake-detected-off-gosford-on-nsw-central-coast-20160607-gpd6ey.html

[pv4]

Gypos just signed another former Jerk (http://www.ccmariners.com.au/article/breaking-news-mariners-net-necevski/roo0hr6venha1v9lycfz5zs1s)

[Jeterpool]

As I said on Twitter, the A-League's move to have a 3rd Sydney team is well underway. Moving them South was always a decoy for where they were really going to end up..

This bloke knows what's really going on here

[MFKS]

Gypos have today announced they have signed a new deal with Umbro to supply a new kit this season.


Hopefully the Palm Trees stay but if they are a casualty the giant sauce bottles will be a worthy replacement

[StannyCFCJET]

Gypos have today announced they have signed a new deal with Umbro to supply a new kit this season.


Hopefully the Palm Trees stay but if they are a casualty the giant sauce bottles will be a worthy replacement

apart from any mariners kits they do Umbro do decent Kits would be a good kit sponsor for us

[RAM]

Pain is a good pick up imo

[Grimario]

He's been great against NPL teams in the FFA cup. I suppose in a team of NPL talent like the gypos, he is a good fit.

[RAM]

He's been great against NPL teams in the FFA cup. I suppose in a team of NPL talent like the gypos, he is a good fit.

He can cause a lot of issues on the counter, good addition, but losing Austin will hurt them. Ideally they'd have both for the counter on either wing with the ****wit Irishman in the middle.

[Grimario]

He can cause a lot of issues on the counter, good addition, but losing Austin will hurt them. Ideally they'd have both for the counter on either wing with the ****wit Irishman in the middle.

Yeah, I reckon he's a downgrade on Austin with less upside. Scum got screwed by Austin.

Sounds like WWF.

[leftrightout]

Pain is a good pick up imo

He reminds me of Virgilli... speed to burn, good one on one but hopeless end product... a bit like Hoole too i guess!

[MFKS]

He reminds me of Virgilli... speed to burn, good one on one but hopeless end product... a bit like Hoole too i guess!

Issue with him is Victree have went out and signed Troisi Ben Kalfallah Barbarousis etc as he was breaking into the side limiting his opportunity

The bloke hasn't had a fair crack at a career.

Virgili and Hoole on the other hand have had opportunity

[The Dunster]

Issue with him is Victree have went out and signed Troisi Ben Kalfallah Barbarousis etc as he was breaking into the side limiting his opportunity

The bloke hasn't had a fair crack at a career.

Virgili and Hoole on the other hand have had opportunity

53 appearances is more than enough time to prove himself. I'd rate him above Hoole though so I think the Gypos have done well for themselves.

[Grimario]

53 appearances is more than enough time to prove himself. I'd rate him above Hoole though so I think the Gypos have done well for themselves.

17 starts in that lot too.

And they lost Austin to get Pain... I don't know if that's a trade up.

[RAM]

Yeah, I reckon he's a downgrade on Austin with less upside. Scum got screwed by Austin.

Sounds like WWF.

He's at least a footballer, Austin is just a sprinter.

[pv4]

This is just a :lulz: at the HAL and whoever runs their social media account, but it's Gypo related so it can go here

http://i.imgur.com/mlcnig4.jpg

:rof::oops:

[Jeterpool]

Do they deadest think that's Henry?!?!?

I saw it and thought "Wow! I didn't realise Faty or Tavares had achieved that. I wonder which it was?"

[Bon]

Do they deadest think that's Henry?!?!?

And thats Akon next to him isn't it? :gent:

Saw this article too, doesn't sound very hopeful for them..
http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2016/07/01/walmsley-and-mariners-focus-basics-not-marquees

[StannyCFCJET]

This is just a :lulz: at the HAL and whoever runs their social media account, but it's Gypo related so it can go here

http://i.imgur.com/mlcnig4.jpg

:rof::oops:

haha silly a league forgetting anelka has standards

[Jeterpool]

And thats Akon next to him isn't it? :gent:

Saw this article too, doesn't sound very hopeful for them..
http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2016/07/01/walmsley-and-mariners-focus-basics-not-marquees

He'll be the first coach sacked tis year.

[Jeterpool]

And thats Akon next to him isn't it? :gent:

Saw this article too, doesn't sound very hopeful for them..
http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2016/07/01/walmsley-and-mariners-focus-basics-not-marquees

And it's not Akon.


It's Kevin Hart you dope

[Bon]

And it's not Akon.


It's Kevin Hart you dope

:brrr:

[pv4]

Do they deadest think that's Henry?!?!?

I saw it and thought "Wow! I didn't realise Faty or Tavares had achieved that. I wonder which it was?"

They think it's Anelka.

[lquiquer]

Apparently Gypos have to pay Phil Moss $500K.... He indeed took them to court

[Grimario]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/football/a-league/central-coast-mariners-pay-out-nearly-500000-after-settling-claim-brought-by-phil-moss/news-story/489a977e940da40fdf1829f5bb1b73ea

Tis true.

[Couscous]

Hiya!

[furns]

Glorious

Just when I was worried that the gypos might have closed the gap - they make me feel all secure again.

[Couscous]

http://i.imgur.com/bZoz20Zl.png

[GazFish35]

the equaliser was so offside its wasn't funny.

ha
ha

haha
haha

hahaha
hahaha

hahahaha
hahahaha

hahahahaha
hahahahaha


hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha

hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha

[plague]

Crystal Palace finally worked out you get nowhere in life putting a gypo in charge.

cc: Jets, Socceroos.

[halo se7en]

Walmsley:

“We’d much rather all the other clubs have a fantastically huge marquee and get him to play at Central Coast Stadium,” he said.

“That way, commercially our club grows and over a period of time we would then build enough of our own base to be able to generate the extra capital that would allow us to be able to move down that path for ourselves.”

All things considered, they've been one of the most consistent & reasonably successful teams over the first 10 years of the competition. If that hasn't brought in the fan base, a few marquees knocking in goals against your own team isn't going to. :wtf:

[Grimario]

Where's that from?

[halo se7en]

Where's that from?

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2016/07/01/walmsley-and-mariners-focus-basics-not-marquees

[Grimario]

Cheers. Looked in recent news... no wonder I didn't find it.

[Grimario]

Gypo's have announced a major announcement at 1:30pm.

Peter Storrie is the only one talking... let the speculation begin.


Charlesworth selling?
Walmsey sacked?
Relocating to North Sydney?
Have secured signing of Romario on guest stint?
Sauce Bottles to be replaced with Jars of Mayo?

[belchardo]

Sauce Bottles to be replaced with Jars of Mayo?

:lulzturtle::gent:

[PC14]

Walmsley gone

[Grimario]

http://www.ccmariners.com.au/article/club-statement-mariners-part-ways-with-tony-walmsley/1xzk9xom43b6s1df0snmeup2l6#GOjTtwuvP6Vxmorv.99

Walmsley goneskis.

[lquiquer]

Wander if Stubbins will apply for the job?

[Bon]

Wander if Stubbins will apply for the job?

We can only hope...

[Roundball Enthusiast]

Damn, they were a sure thing for the spoon with him there, now they're fighting for 9th.

[halo se7en]

Bizarre timing. Should have happened last season.

[Jeterpool]

Bizarre timing. Should have happened last season.

Everyone know the season launch is the time to sack a coach

[borat]

Everyone know the season launch is the time to sack a coach

There will be no doubting the next coach when he uses the excuse that "its not his team"

[MFKS]

Fingers crossed they give the job to Hutcho.

[turbojetfireV8]

worst news all season, Walmsley was the highlight of watching the gyppos (lose) last season, how could they do this to the league, don't they care??? sack Charlesworth (or whatever his name is)....

[hawk]

worst news all season, Walmsley was the highlight of watching the gyppos (lose) last season, how could they do this to the league, don't they care??? sack Charlesworth (or whatever his name is)....

This is truth. We needed a numpty in charge down there. Although there still is hope

[turbojetfireV8]

with khuntcho as coach they'll be hacking all game, might see Nik Mrdja style leg breakers come back in fashion, refs will miss wave play on...

[turbojetfireV8]

actually if the scum are dumping their more expensive players maybe we should ditch the plans for the development player and wait for O'Caravan to become available (particularly if Church isn't in the plans)...

[Retro Jet]

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2016/08/25/two-remain-race-mariners-top-job

Please please PLEASE let it be Dickov...
Yes, it may be puerile but there's a whole lotta lolz coming their
way if they do appoint him.

[turbojetfireV8]

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2016/08/25/two-remain-race-mariners-top-job

Please please PLEASE let it be Dickov...
Yes, it may be puerile but there's a whole lotta lolz coming their
way if they do appoint him.


Scotman Dickov’s emergence as a possible contender has raised some eyebrows in light of his underwhelming coaching record – the 43 year old quit as chief of Oldham Athletic after poor run results and was sacked from his only other gig by Doncaster Rovers...

sounds perfect for the job, get him in scumboys... :pissup:

[baldrick]

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2016/08/25/two-remain-race-mariners-top-job

Please please PLEASE let it be Dickov...
Yes, it may be puerile but there's a whole lotta lolz coming their
way if they do appoint him.



http://youtu.be/2K8_jgiNqUc

[Jetmaster]

Friendly bogan welcome to the new coach will leave no doubt as to the error of his choice...

1313

[lquiquer]

Okon apparently favourite for Numero Uno job now.....As per Gatty on twit twit

[plague]

Okon apparently favourite for Numero Uno job now.....As per Gatty on twit twit

who?

[lquiquer]

who?

Okon or Gatty? :rof:

[plague]

Okon or Gatty? :rof:

Okon.

[Jetmaster]

Scum childishly looking for a McKinna payback.

[Roundball Enthusiast]

New Gaffer: Paul Okon

[plague]

New Gaffer: Paul Okon

Who?

[Roundball Enthusiast]

Who?

:thumbsup: We'll know at the end of the season, when they go through undefeated :lulzturtle:

[Grimario]

https://twitter.com/LucyZelic/status/770119998450827265

Hutcho has been given the boot.

[The Dunster]

https://twitter.com/LucyZelic/status/770119998450827265

Hutcho has been given the boot.

It's OK his Missus pays all the bills anyway.

[hawk]

gypokon

[boz-monaut]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/picture/2016/sep/01/david-squires-on-recent-managerial-movements-at-central-coast-mariners

genius

[borat]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/picture/2016/sep/01/david-squires-on-recent-managerial-movements-at-central-coast-mariners

genius

Bahahaha that's gold

[Jeterpool]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/picture/2016/sep/01/david-squires-on-recent-managerial-movements-at-central-coast-mariners

genius

Wonderful

[Roundball Enthusiast]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/picture/2016/sep/01/david-squires-on-recent-managerial-movements-at-central-coast-mariners

genius

Amazing. 11/10

[furns]

I like the cut of this guys jib

[goaliepersempre]

Absolutely brilliant!!!!

[furns]

http://i.imgur.com/tOwZV0h.png

:rof: :roflz:

[boz-monaut]

https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/p296x100/13692639_897521743704558_6512665193977268441_n.jpg ?oh=2cd1531e0b0495f952b2dbc46366f119&oe=5844E12D&__gda__=1484533962_68dd3cdf9843d0dd04743334830f637 4

[westjet]

Paul Okon the new GVE. 65% possession = played better. Those 4 goals dont matter.
http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2016/10/16/okon-believes-mariners-played-better-sydney-fc

[Retro Jet]

https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/p296x100/13692639_897521743704558_6512665193977268441_n.jpg ?oh=2cd1531e0b0495f952b2dbc46366f119&oe=5844E12D&__gda__=1484533962_68dd3cdf9843d0dd04743334830f637 4

No shin pads either...just ripe for the kickin'

[turbojetfireV8]

thought Khuntcho was having laser treatment to have that removed...

[belchardo]

Central Coast Mariners consider Canberra Stadium as potential A-League finals venue David Polkinghorne
Published: November 9, 2016 - 8:23AM
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In a sign of the Central Coast Mariners' commitment to making Canberra their home away from home, they're considering playing any potential A-League finals games in the nation's capital, says former A-League4Canberra bid leader Ivan Slavich.

​And while FFA boss David Gallop told Fairfax Media a crowd of 10,000 was a pass mark for Canberra (http://www.canberratimes.com.au/sport/soccer/ffa-boss-david-gallop-says-at-least-10000-needed-at-central-coast-marinerswellinton-phoenix-aleague-game-20160502-gojqp3.html) Stadium, Mariners chief executive Shaun Mielekamp says it's not about a "one-match pass or fail", but laying the "foundations" for them to become accepted as the ACT's team.

The Mariners will play the first of two A-League games at Canberra Stadium on Saturday, against the Wellington Phoenix, with the second against reigning champions Adelaide United in February.

This weekend's game will be part of a double-header with the W-League clash between Canberra United and Melbourne City.

Slavich raised $5 million to try and bring an A-League club to Canberra, but has now joined forces with the Mariners as their business development ambassador in the ACT.

He said the Mariners, who continue to be plagued by financial woes, were committed to making Canberra Stadium a long-term home and revealed it wasn't just regular-season games that were on the table.

"If they got into a final it's quite possible they would play the final in Canberra and not on the Central Coast," Slavich told Fairfax Media on Tuesday.

"That's how much they're committed and serious about Canberra being their market."

Slavich said the Mariners were now Canberra's best chance of hosting regular A-League games and encouraged the nation's capital to come out in force on Saturday.

With Gallop and FFA chairman Steven Lowy set to be at the match, Slavich was concerned Canberrans might not realise how important voting with their feet was in terms of having high-quality games in the future.

He pointed to the success Greater Western Sydney has had in bringing AFL games to Manuka Oval as Canberra's best chance of ensuring the A-League had a future there.

"People in Canberra keep talking about an A-League team and this is the first time we've had an A-League side play [here] since 2009, which is the last time the Mariners played," he said.

"This is our A-League ticket ... the concern I have is if the football community keeps going, 'this is not our team, we go for the Wanderers and we go for other teams', then we'll forever be in this vortex of no elite football in Canberra other than the odd Socceroos game."

Mielekamp said the Mariners wanted to "make a genuine difference to the football community in the ACT", which is why they were not only playing games at Canberra Stadium but establishing a pathway for players by providing opportunities to join their A-League squad.

While Gallop indicated a crowd in excess of 10,000 would be a pass mark for the Mariners-Phoenix game, Mielekamp said it was more about establishing a "core group of support".

He said with Remembrance Day falling on Friday, players would pay their respects to the armed forces with ceremonies before the game – including the Last Post and a minute's silence – as well as wearing a specially designed jersey.

The club will also be raising money for the RSL.

"We're not as dictated by setting a particular number, it's probably more of a quality rather than a quantity scenario for us," Mielekamp said.

"We'd be really excited by a decent crowd that's really passionate and understood the game and was highly engaged with the sport.

"That would be really good for us and a sign that there is a core group of support that is there to grow from.

"We're not looking at this as a one-match, pass-or-fail opportunity, we're really looking ... to set up something long-term that can really grow.

"It's not about how many people come to the game on the weekend, it's about how many people come to A-League games in five years."

The Mariners will arrive in Canberra on Thursday evening and will train at Canberra Stadium on Friday.

A-LEAGUE ROUND 5
Saturday: Central Coast Mariners v Wellington Phoenix at Canberra Stadium, 5.35pm. Tickets available at Ticketek (http://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=CCMWELL16).
W-LEAGUE ROUND 2
Saturday: Canberra United v Melbourne City at Canberra Stadium, 3pm. Tickets available at Ticketek (http://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=CCMWELL16).

This story was found at: http://www.canberratimes.com.au/sport/soccer/central-coast-mariners/central-coast-mariners-consider-canberra-stadium-as-potential-aleague-finals-venue-20161108-gskhs2.html


as shit as our club is, at least we aren't choosing to send our finals 400km down the road.

[Jeterpool]

as shit as our club is, at least we aren't choosing to send our finals 400km down the road.

100%

If they want to engage the fan base they can't be pulling stunts like this.

[Wilso8948]

as shit as our club is, at least we aren't choosing to send our finals 400km down the road.

Na. Just our main fixture with one of the best socceroos of all time..

[Bon]

100%

If they want to engage the fan base they can't be pulling stunts like this.

True..
But lets face it.. Neither of us will be making finals any time soon.. :gent:

[belchardo]

Na. Just our main fixture with one of the best socceroos of all time..

who wasn't signed at the time the draw was made.

[halo se7en]

So basically they're setting shit up to permanently move to Canberra once they realise they've already hit their ceiling on the coast and there's really no way up. They've overachieved for the best part of 12 seasons and still couldn't attract fans. Sounds like the Mariners hierarchy are trying to keep themselves in a job when the team eventually folds and moves south.

[turbojetfireV8]

http://www.domain.com.au/news/socceroos-goalkeeper-mat-ryan-bought-his-mums-house-when-she-decided-to-move-20161204-gt3jte/?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=link-widget&utm_campaign=c-all-alwayson_ffx


When I was playing for the Central Coast Mariners I actually house shared with another player, Bernie Ibini, and we have become great friends. We were both young when we moved up to the Central Coast so we rented a permanent caravan at Norah Head for three years.

need I say more?