You know what really grinds my gears?

[Grimario]

Bogan families who cry all over Facebook and run to the press when they are done wrong - see today about the kid not invited to the Year 10 formal.

OK - mistakes get made, deal with it in the proper channels and get an apology.

Will be on ACA next ffs.

The thing that BLOWS MY MIND is obviously the family knew that there would be a year 10 formal... are we honestly supposed to believe that they they only knew he had missed out AFTER the event?

[The Dunster]

you know in japan foreigners can't even root the home grown prostitutes?



This completely justifies the two nukes the Yanks dropped on them.

[plague]

hate to break it to you cultural cringers but australia would easily be in the 80th percentile of least racists countries.

This.
Sth Africa back in the day = racist country.
Stayla today = not racist country.

[hawk]

This completely justifies the two nukes the Yanks dropped on them.

ouch, got the kids instead of hiro

[northern_swan]

Australia isn't institutionally racist. Doesn't mean there isn't a significant racist element in Australia.

What gets me about this guy is, by saying he can't live in Oz due to racism he is implying that the UK is far better in this regard, which in my experience is hugely untrue. The fact that the BNP has made inroads to the British political scene is a testament to the underlying racism that occurs over there. My experiences from the 5 years I spent in the old dart would suggest that the UK is more racist than Australia.

[q-money]

maybe he and his wife could go to india, where there has never been any form of racism whatsoever, and no institutionalized caste system to speak of

[Grimario]

Herniated L5-S1, no cartilage in knees and blepharospasms.

[militiamon]

In all fairness to the bloke, they were going to deport him over jumping into a river. Had to make something up, and it wasn't his first defence.

[russjaybee]

Regardless of this particular case, many posts in this thread re-enforce exactly what I was talking about.

[Retro Jet]

maybe he and his wife could go to india, where there has never been any form of racism whatsoever, and no institutionalized caste system to speak of

Yeah...wait the phucker discovers the BJP.

[hawk]

Regardless of this particular case, many posts in this thread re-enforce exactly what I was talking about.

Oh here it is. the proposed self knowing pompous git who thinks they analyse social comment on a foz. get back to school & get off the smack

[hawk]

govnt didnt abolish hetro marriage. grind man.

*this may offend Rjb

[russjaybee]

wgmg: being offended

[q-money]

shut up russ

what's your policy on not being able to root japanese hookers, just because you're johnny foreigner?

[russjaybee]

Is that actually a thing?

Fkn Japan, this conversation is steadily heading towards a Godwin's Law outcome.

[hawk]

Is that actually a thing?

Fkn Japan, this conversation is steadily heading towards a Godwin's Law outcome.

Reckon you must be close to making that comment :lol:

[Bluebeard]

can't help but have a chuckle at that!

Oh dear, sitting here enjoying freebird & sharing with Maryland

[Bluebeard]

Work = $$$ - mortgage - wife = :(

Also, it was a new page.

****ing work.

Where is my whiskey?

Where is my whiskey? in a jar

[Superdylan]

When the backpackers in Brisbane your staying at decides to have a fire drill at 12:30am.....not sure if fake.

[toad]

a fire drill .....not sure if fake.

wat

[Jetmaster]

Realising Hutcho has kids after Mrs Hutcho gave birth yesterday.

Why are these people allowed to breed and carry on the c***age?

[Blackmac79]

Christmas.

[Grimario]

This gripe might have some logic behind it at which point it might not grind my gears...

What exactly is the Sandgate bypass thing meant to achieve? All it appears to be doing to my untrained town planning eyes is moving a shitty horrendous intersection a kilometre further up the road instead of it's current location right next to the cemetery.

Am I missing something?

[boz-monaut]

the intersection with Maitland Road is just the NSW Government being cheap cunce

eventually there will be a grade separated interchange

it's part of the band aid solutions to the fact that traffic on Main Road 82 (from the end of the new freeway at Minmi through to the stadium) will increase by 50% once the Hunter Expressway opens

funding came for the expressway, the state had to stump up a little to help the supporting roads, they decided to spend the absolute minimum they had to in Newcastle, because this is the way we get treated because people around here are idiots who put up with it

WGMG - people who vote Labor every election and allow the region to be taken for granted

WRGMFG - people who voted to keep us in NSW in the 1969 referrendum

[hawk]

ford focus ad. wankers

[Grimario]

the intersection with Maitland Road is just the NSW Government being cheap cunce

eventually there will be a grade separated interchange

it's part of the band aid solutions to the fact that traffic on Main Road 82 (from the end of the new freeway at Minmi through to the stadium) will increase by 50% once the Hunter Expressway opens

funding came for the expressway, the state had to stump up a little to help the supporting roads, they decided to spend the absolute minimum they had to in Newcastle, because this is the way we get treated because people around here are idiots who put up with it

WGMG - people who vote Labor every election and allow the region to be taken for granted

WRGMFG - people who voted to keep us in NSW in the 1969 referrendum

Thank **** I don't have to put up with any of that shit in Adelaide. Nothing but glorious straight planned roads and massive silver balls.

[boz-monaut]

at least our roads go in both directions

[Jetmaster]

Sydney to Hobart race...does anyone really care apart from the media?

I know of no Christmas BBQ I have been to where someone will start up a a convo on said race.

[GazFish35]

Sydney to Hobart rocks.
Would give my left nut to get on a boat in that race.


All the ads for the t20 crap is where you should target your hatred

[pv4]

Sydney to Hobart race...does anyone really care apart from the media?

I know of no Christmas BBQ I have been to where someone will start up a a convo on said race.

Love it. My entire families boxing day is based around it each year. A workmate of mine has a son in the race too, even more exciting!

[hawk]

Syd 2 Hobart lol. watch the start then forget that anything has ever happened. Go in it or fo

[plague]

That mob of scientists 'stuck' in the ice.
Just shudup and get in the chopper farkern.

[militiamon]

lol

[hawk]

gangsters getting shot then taking up hospital resources from others in need. send them to the vet, 20c needle.

[The Dunster]

People that think they are cycling enthusiasts and yet ride poorly maintained piles of dog shit.

How hard is it to lubricate a crank / BB or a chain ? Apparently, a lot harder than owning a dozen or so lycra outfits displaying the names of sponsors these people don't really have.

Cervelo really need to start screening the people buying their bikes as they don't appear to have any money left for a bit of lube or a torque wrench and sockets.

[boz-monaut]

so people who grind their gears grind your gears?

[Grimario]

:lulz:

[q-money]

Cervelo really need to start screening the people buying their bikes as they don't appear to have any money left for a bit of lube or a torque wrench and sockets.
cervelo riders are uniformly triathletes, who uniformly can't ride bikes

[The Dunster]

cervelo riders are uniformly triathletes, who uniformly can't ride bikes

I'd buy that t-shirt :grin:

[q-money]

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=17067

:rof:

[The Dunster]

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=17067

:rof:

Glad to see it's just not me then.

http://www.stevestenzel.com/photos3/funnyt_08.jpg

Triathlons grind my gears.

[belchardo]

cyclists: just bitter that they can't do more than one form of exercise.

:D

[terry]

put a seat on it

[belchardo]

no cricket today for the first day back at work.

[Jeterpool]

no cricket today for the first day back at work.

Pretty much!

[russjaybee]

Being back at this desk, end me.

Silver lining is I now have my foz trolling time back after the holiday hiatus.

[Grimario]

Having to pack an entire house in 4 days.

[Jeterpool]

Having to pack an entire house in 4 days.

Sent you a PM if you want some boxes.

[russjaybee]

WGMY: Being in Europe when no games are being played :( fml

[Grimario]

People complaining about being in Europe.


For reals though, popping my disc again meaning Mrs grim has to finish the packing on her own and almost certainly driving by herself.

[GazFish35]

Shit grim, bad backs suck.

[Grimario]

I wasn't really over the last slip, just went with grin and bare it but lifting the lawn mower today pushed it well past that point.

It's all from playing sport as a kid too. I'm an example of what an active lifestyle gives you.

[seldom]

It's all from playing sport as a kid too. I'm an example of what an active lifestyle gives you.

So throwing discs leads to throwing discs

[Grimario]

So throwing discs leads to throwing discs

Nah, mainly gridiron. Knee then knee plus back problems from high contact sport, apparently.

WGMG

Realising that you have to come back and finish throwing stuff away/packing/renovating before you can actually sever ties.

[russjaybee]

WGMW: Meetings scheduled at 9am ffs

[Grimario]

WGMW: Meetings scheduled at 9am ffs

Wgmg... meetings scheduled at 9am Sydney time...

Though worse for one of my colleagues in Perth.

[parksey]

Wgmg... meetings scheduled at 9am Sydney time...

as opposed to 9am newy time?

[Grimario]

as opposed to 9am newy time?

Adelaide. Pay attention.

[Jeterpool]

WGMW: Meetings scheduled at 9am ffs

You mean smoko time?

[russjaybee]

If only... conference calls.

[Skirt Boy]

Being bitten by a Red Back.

[parksey]

rip skirt boy

[q-money]

rip

[russjaybee]

rip photography thread

[pv4]

Rest In Photography SB

[sanchez]

hoo-roo khunt

[seldom]

harden the fvck up...not siff itsa funnel webb

[Skirt Boy]

Well I didn't die obviously. I never was envenomed. But shit. My foot whilst not in pain or swollen feels just weird.

[snake]

that feeling will go away in a few days when your foot falls off (y)

[Bon]

that feeling will go away in a few days when your foot falls off (y)

I heard it wasn't a foot, more like 11 inches..






I'll get my hat..

[russjaybee]

Being on a train from like quarter to 6 to go to Sydney all day for work, and having to work on the train.
**** work.

[MFKS]

That McDonalds ad doing the rounds on the idiot box

That bloke going why don't the McDonald's Burgers look like the pictures of them


I suppose he isn't looking for an answer along the lines of


BECAUSE THE THINGS ARE BEING MADE FOR YOU BY A 15 YEAR OLD WHOS INTELLIGENCE BARELY ALLOWS THEM TO STRUGGLE TO TIE THEIR ****ING SHOES???

[sanchez]

Griff not starting grinds my gears. Everyone at the Jets other than Reegz, Birraz and Griff grinds my gears.

[plague]

Coaches that call players by their nicknames.
Complete lack of authority, shit concept.
Also, young coaches who call players "the boy......." Like they are some wise old sage or something.

[seldom]

to be fair if youve got three Johns in the team it does make sense

[Skirt Boy]

Art Scholarship and grants that exclude photography.

****ing elitist pricks.

[Jeterpool]

Why are cyclists on the Fernleigh track opposed to usign their bells, or at the very least lettign you know they are passing?!

[MFKS]

Why are cyclists on the Fernleigh track opposed to usign their bells, or at the very least lettign you know they are passing?!

Why are people walking there anyway??

Plenty of other places for people to walk anyway


It is a bike track after all and a good place to have them so they ain't causing chaos and carnage on the road:whistling:

[Skirt Boy]

Why are people walking there anyway??

Plenty of other places for people to walk anyway


It is a bike track after all and a good place to have them so they ain't causing chaos and carnage on the road:whistling:

It's a shared path doofus.

What grinds my gears. Inconsiderate Australians who think something has been built specifically for them.

[GazFish35]

Like a certain lot of north Londoners and the Olympic stadium.



Sorry, couldn't help myself.

[Grimario]

Deodorant that offers 48 hour protection. Just have a ****ing shower, you grot.

[Bon]

Deodorant that offers 48 hour protection. Just have a ****ing shower, you grot.

Hahaha.. You are right Grim, that does seem to be an excessive amount of protection..

[Blackmac79]

Half strength beer.

[russjaybee]

People defending XXXX Gold.

[leftrightout]

F*#king ads on TV that use an old song and put new words to it!
They make me cringe every time!

[Jeterpool]

No Sheep Quiz questions.

[MFKS]

Dimwits walking around in public busily looking at their ****ing phone and despite you stopping and making an effort to get out of their way they still walk into you and then have the audacity to offer an apology like it some how makes up for their self absorbedness.

[Rocknerd]

People coming into my work expecting me to be able to explain the Governments meanings behind tailored service!

Seriously, the government is just trying to sound nice and welcoming. You are all the same! you are not unique snow flakes, you are the all singing all dancing crap of the world!

I can empathize with you but you are just one in a line, sign the form and move on. EPECIALLY when you have a high level skill set!

[Bon]

These things are currently p!ssing me off, or just generally filling me with hate:

- Dumb sluts banging on and on about Beau Ryan or how happy they are that the footy show is back on.. Yep, we get it, you are a brain-dead bogan sperm-dumpster with a massive moistie wide-on for gimps with mullets..
- Any fvcking scrotum who uses the term "yeeeeew" or "stoked" more than three times in a sentence..
- People putting up pictures of their ugly, alien-headed baby on Facey, and begging everyone to vote for it in the Bonds competition.. Doug Stanhope once said that "Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people they're silly and ****ing irritating."

I need more beer..
/rant

[russjaybee]

- dealing with incompetent developers
- being interrupted constantly by annoying side requests
- ALL THIS ****ING LEO DI CAPRIO OSCAR BULLSHIT, FOAD.

- Being stuck in an office when it looks so glorious outside

[Grimario]

Spending the last two months almost bunkered down busting my guts working on ~150m plan for next year... only to find out today that in the background, a consultancy firm has come in the back end and taken over everything, taking all credit for work already done.

Fvcking cvnts.

[Bon]

Come on, you boys are making me sound shallow.. hahaha

[Grimario]

Come on, you boys are making me sound shallow.. hahaha

You are. Get better friends, unfollow people on FB. Sorted ;)

[Bon]

You are. Get better friends, unfollow people on FB. Sorted ;)

I know you said it jokingly (or at least I assume you did :roflz:), but I don't think you are far from the truth with that advice..

[Grimario]

I know you said it jokingly (or at least I assume you did :roflz:), but I don't think you are from the truth with that advice..

Better friends bit jokingly, unfollow on FB is easy though. No longer have to see my brother and his missus with their nameless passive aggressive spats (If YOU don't want to get out of bed on Sunday and mow the lawn, don't expect ME to make you any lunch) or the deformed alien babies.

[russjaybee]

Less FB more Reddit Bon, trust.

[Bon]

Less FB more Reddit Bon, trust.

I don't even know what Reddit is? hahaha

[Premy]

I'm so stoked 4 da weekend it's gunna b so epic yeeeewwww stoked 4 da 1st game of footy Beau Ryan is such a babe lol yeeeww lets get magot and finger f#@k a puppy or some shit yeeewww


STOKED.

[pv4]

I'm so stoked 4 da weekend it's gunna b so epic yeeeewwww stoked 4 da 1st game of footy Beau Ryan is such a babe lol yeeeww lets get magot and finger f#@k a puppy or some shit yeeewww


STOKED.

#YOLO #donthatemecosyouaintme #swaglife #nofilter

[lquiquer]

Hersi not telling which club he signed for

[Jeterpool]

Hersi not telling which club he signed for

All clubs are hoping it's not them.

[pv4]

Surely Sydney FC are the only club dumb enough to dump marquee wages on Hersi?

[WolfMan]

All clubs are hoping it's not them.

+1,000

[belchardo]

Waratahs lose
Swans lose
Jets do their usual
$6.30 for a can of hahn superdry at canberra stadium
Stayed up to watch a recording of jets mariners match

At least tomorrow can't be worse. The jets aren't playing.

[Grimario]

People that shout from one room to another. Walk the 10 steps and look at the person you are trying to speak with, lazy cvnts.

[russjaybee]

Doing field maps for data going between systems, so tedious.

[plague]

People who dress up in silly outfits to 'celebrate' things like St Pats day.
They are up there with morons who get decked out in their finest to go to the Del or Cricketers to watch the Melbourne Cup.
I hate those people.

[belchardo]

People who dress up in silly outfits to 'celebrate' things like St Pats day.
They are up there with morons who get decked out in their finest to go to the Del or Cricketers to watch the Melbourne Cup.
I hate those people.

http://moviewriternyu.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/sad-leprechaun.jpg

[q-money]

certain foz identities seen at the st. pat's day parade

http://www.quikmaneuvers.com/sitebuilder/images/IRA_Terrorism-321x259.jpg

[MFKS]

People who dress up in silly outfits to 'celebrate' things like St Pats day.
They are up there with morons who get decked out in their finest to go to the Del or Cricketers to watch the Melbourne Cup.
I hate those people.

Bit like those idiots who dress up in red and blue or E&C to go watch some shit football team get beaten each weekend:yeahright:

[Jeterpool]

Bit like those idiots who dress up in red and blue or E&C to go watch some shit football team get beaten each weekend:yeahright:

Zing!!!

[plague]

WGMG#1: people who collect autographs.
What's all that about?

WGMG#2: people who pay for stuff because it has been scribbled on by a famous person.
Just a seriously ****ing weird subculture.

[russjaybee]

I can understand people collecting autographs or getting shirts / balls / books / albums signed. It's proof that you met the person, both for yourself and for bragging rights.

I have a few albums signed, if I ever got the opportunity to get henry / bergkamp / wengers signature there is ZERO doubt that I would and I would cherish it.

[plague]

I can understand people collecting autographs or getting shirts / balls / books / albums signed. It's proof that you met the person, both for yourself and for bragging rights.

This is the bit that disturbs me most. If people need to provide some sort of written evidence by means of a scribble on a bit of paper to prove that they met a person of note then I reackon they need new mates.

It also concerns me that people feel they 'met' someone famous because they leaned over a fence and thrust a shirt/book at them to scribble on.

I know I'm in the minority on this but I honestly don't get the whole autograph culture.

[plague]

I have a few albums signed, if I ever got the opportunity to get henry / bergkamp / wengers signature there is ZERO doubt that I would and I would cherish it.

This bit also intrigues me. Obviously you are a big fan of Arsenal, and have had many awesome moments over the careers of those blokes. I don't understand how having the blokes autograph enhances those memories or in any way validates your fandom.

Henry's chip over Barthez will always be an epic goal, I don't think people who have his shirt/autograph or have met him should be able to claim any more ownership of that moment.

(BTW not having a crack at you, everyone has their own takeaways from events like those, this stuff is just a mystery to me).

[russjaybee]

It's not about ownership of the moment, it's about mementos that help to trigger memories (and emotions).
It's just symbolism.

If I had a shirt on the wall with Henry's signature it would do many things
- Remind me of my love for him (which would bring me joy)
- Remind me of the time I actually met him (see above)
- Bring me joy from bragging to friends etc

The signature represents the level of fanaticism I have for a particular person, whether that be natural or healthy or not is another thing.

Each to their own, perhaps you don't have the same romantic streak as me, but when Henry returned to score against Leeds I dead set cried. Tears ran down my face.

[plague]

It's not about ownership of the moment, it's about mementos that help to trigger memories (and emotions).
It's just symbolism.

If I had a shirt on the wall with Henry's signature it would do many things
- Remind me of my love for him (which would bring me joy)
- Remind me of the time I actually met him (see above)
- Bring me joy from bragging to friends etc

The signature represents the level of fanaticism I have for a particular person, whether that be natural or healthy or not is another thing.

Each to their own, perhaps you don't have the same romantic streak as me, but when Henry returned to score against Leeds I dead set cried. Tears ran down my face.

hahahaha, dead set as i walked back to my computer i walked past bunch of framed match tickets/memories from trips O/S etc that are hanging all over my office wall.
Same horse different jockey innit?
they way you put it was excellent, thanks.

[pv4]

when Henry returned to score against Leeds I dead set cried. Tears ran down my face.

Same

I still tear up a bit when I think about

Ffs we go from Henry&Bergkamp to Giroud&Bendtner

[russjaybee]

But... TGSTEL!

Don't forget Chamakh and Park.

"Wojciech, can you see my quiff from there?!"

[hawk]

WGMG#1: people who collect autographs.
What's all that about?

WGMG#2: people who pay for stuff because it has been scribbled on by a famous person.
Just a seriously ****ing weird subculture.

this. spose it depends on what people value. auotgraphs mean **** to me. However having a chat over a beer with someone i respect i would defo appreciate.

[GazFish35]

Anyone interest in signed jetstreams?

I can hook you up.

[MFKS]

Remember when he scored that goal over Barthez

I was strolling down the road in Bath listening to the match on Radio. Was travelling at the time and missed the start was on my way to the pub to catch the rest of it. The way the commentators fapped over the goal made it sound something special so I ran up the road to the pub and got in there seconds after the last replays finished. Never seen the goal to HT.

Remember that goal more so for the run in vain.

[Grimario]

Dogs barking at absolutely nothing at 3am, waking me and leaving me unable to sleep.

This is going to be one of those weeks.

[GazFish35]

Maybe someone threw them a frisbee.

[russjaybee]

mundane monday

[Grimario]

Maybe someone threw them a frisbee.

Possibly. There is a thriving disc culture down here that was previously untapped. I am busy working on 3 (THREE) council proposals, all to be funded BY the council.

Blows my mind after living in Newcastle/Maitland/Lake Mac all my life where your rates get you sweet **** all. COUNCIL INVESTING in stuff. MIND BLOWN.

[lquiquer]

That I didn't think of using PV4's Avatar for myself

[Skirt Boy]

Being a football fanatic at times really is hard to ****ing take.

[pv4]

That I didn't think of using PV4's Avatar for myself

:cool:

[MFKS]

That I didn't think of using PV4's Avatar for myself

Don't worry he won't be able to use it soon anyway:sup::roflz:

[Blackmac79]

Universities.

They tell you everything is hunky dory. They tell you they have all your results. They pass you through everything. Then they say woops lost something ****ing important that affects your ability to start work in the industry you have been training for for the last half a decade. However instead of letting you know that they ****ing lost something they wait until you call them after a month of waiting for 7 numbers that are the difference between being able to do what you want to do or not. When you finally do call them this is how it goes:
(Red me, Green them.)

So whats the process for fixing that?

I can't answer that.

How long will it take to fix?

I can't answer that.

Is there anything I can do?

Email us.

So I email them with all the details of the single piece of ****ing paper that they have ****ing lost and not let me know about until I call them after a month of waiting and the last line of my email goes something like this:

Please let me know when you receive this email.

6 hours later. ****ing nothing.

So I call again.

"Yeah, we got that, thanks".

And you know what not a ****ing sorry the whole ****ing time. you stupid dimwitted piece of shit.

for ****s sake.

[Grimario]

People that passed uni.

[Skirt Boy]

Universities.

They tell you everything is hunky dory. They tell you they have all your results. They pass you through everything. Then they say woops lost something ****ing important that affects your ability to start work in the industry you have been training for for the last half a decade. However instead of letting you know that they ****ing lost something they wait until you call them after a month of waiting for 7 numbers that are the difference between being able to do what you want to do or not. When you finally do call them this is how it goes:
(Red me, Green them.)

So whats the process for fixing that?

I can't answer that.

How long will it take to fix?

I can't answer that.

Is there anything I can do?

Email us.

So I email them with all the details of the single piece of ****ing paper that they have ****ing lost and not let me know about until I call them after a month of waiting and the last line of my email goes something like this:

Please let me know when you receive this email.

6 hours later. ****ing nothing.

So I call again.

"Yeah, we got that, thanks".

And you know what not a ****ing sorry the whole ****ing time. you stupid dimwitted piece of shit.

for ****s sake.

You've had problems?

I don't even know where to begin.

[joel31]

Didn't realise football season started this weekend. I ref and got put on 2 AR's on Saturday arvo as well a centre on Saturday morning. If I had known I would have emailed in to say I couldn't do the afternoon (coz of the Jets game) so I email in 12 hours after we're given games but am slapped with a $20 fine, what a great way to start the season

[plague]

Universities.

They tell you everything is hunky dory. They tell you they have all your results. They pass you through everything. Then they say woops lost something ****ing important that affects your ability to start work in the industry you have been training for for the last half a decade. However instead of letting you know that they ****ing lost something they wait until you call them after a month of waiting for 7 numbers that are the difference between being able to do what you want to do or not. When you finally do call them this is how it goes:
(Red me, Green them.)

So whats the process for fixing that?

I can't answer that.

How long will it take to fix?

I can't answer that.

Is there anything I can do?

Email us.

So I email them with all the details of the single piece of ****ing paper that they have ****ing lost and not let me know about until I call them after a month of waiting and the last line of my email goes something like this:

Please let me know when you receive this email.

6 hours later. ****ing nothing.

So I call again.

"Yeah, we got that, thanks".

And you know what not a ****ing sorry the whole ****ing time. you stupid dimwitted piece of shit.

for ****s sake.

Damn man, wait til you finally get that job.
Shits all kind of ****ed up out there.

[MFKS]

Didn't realise football season started this weekend. I ref and got put on 2 AR's on Saturday arvo as well a centre on Saturday morning. If I had known I would have emailed in to say I couldn't do the afternoon (coz of the Jets game) so I email in 12 hours after we're given games but am slapped with a $20 fine, what a great way to start the season

Good work by the local fed to have football organised at a time the flagship side of the region play. So people who obviously have an interest in the game can't attend the flag bearers games.

FFS All games in the local region should be finished before the Jets play that day

Who's the bright spark who thought of that??

[GazFish35]

Member can you run for the board when the jets finally open things up.

[MFKS]

Member can you run for the board when the jets finally open things up.

Why??

What makes you think I have what it takes??

[GazFish35]

Why??

What makes you think I have what it takes??

1. The club are invited to post here and answer questions, but rarely do. I was hoping you might do the same if you were in the board.

2. I don't think you do, but you sure seem to think you have the answers.

;)

[terry]

Joe Hildebrand smug c*nt

[russjaybee]

working the easter and anzac long weekends :(

[Grimario]

****ing consultancy firms.

"If you guys cut your spend by 10% next year, we can save 10% of your spend!"
"How?"
"By reducing your spend by 10%?"
"But how are you going to reduce our spend by 10%?"
"A number of projects will be overlayed and combined, they will save you 10% of your spend"
"What are they?"
"Well, one is 5% and the other is 5%, so they add up to 10%"

**** OFF

[Grimario]

working the easter and anzac long weekends :(
I used to love doing this when I was agency. $65+ per hour to sit in a call centre and answer maybe 10 calls per day? Awesome. Used to take 2 week holidays after Easter every year funded entirely by those 5 days of work.

[Jetmaster]

****ing consultancy firms.

"If you guys cut your spend by 10% next year, we can save 10% of your spend!"
"How?"
"By reducing your spend by 10%?"
"But how are you going to reduce our spend by 10%?"
"A number of projects will be overlayed and combined, they will save you 10% of your spend"
"What are they?"
"Well, one is 5% and the other is 5%, so they add up to 10%"

**** OFF

Beware of any consultant/coach etc who can't tell what your ROI is....they just hit you with spiel to take as much money as they can off you before going to the next sucker.

I'm in this space and I always tell my clients up front what I recommend, what it costs and what the return should be.

It ain't that hard if you know what you are doing ffs.

[Grimario]

Beware of any consultant/coach etc who can't tell what your ROI is....they just hit you with spiel to take as much money as they can off you before going to the next sucker.

I'm in this space and I always tell my clients up front what I recommend, what it costs and what the return should be.

It ain't that hard if you know what you are doing ffs.

It's Bain - they are huge and should know what they are doing however we are a stupid mega corp who pay these lot $65m to **** us over with top down BS that doesn't actually mean anything. Complete ****ing farce.

[Blackmac79]

Sheep quiz off season...

[Grimario]

Sheep quiz off season...

I might move in and run a Sheep Quiz World Cup if pv4 isn't careful.

[Pico]

I might move in and run a Sheep Quiz World Cup if pv4 isn't careful.

ohhhh the Clive Palmer of the sheep Quiz world. :tongue:

[Premy]

When Football Managers wine about other Football Managers negative/boring tactics. FFS there is more than one style of Football thats what makes it so interesting, suck it up you got beat by your opponents move on get better and learn from your mistakes.

[Grimario]

****ing centrelink, bunch of cvnts.

Mother in law is slowly dying of cancer and just got knocked back for disability pension because she only has "18 of the 20 points required to be considered not suitable for work".

Put her on Newstart.

**** YOU, ****S.

[Premy]

People who are born and bread Newy and have no links what so ever to Sydney but support the Wankerers.

[parksey]

i was born and newy and i bread at adamstown bakery

[Jetmaster]

NBN news each night - :wtf:

Gone downhill since Ray Dinneen retired. Firstly, it goes 60 minutes and they struggle to find quality content to fill so often will put in Youtube vids (they put on the Italian nun on the Voice a couple of nights ago - two weeks after Santo did).

Second, their story priority makes them come across as just a lead-in to ACA. We have war in the Ukraine, kidnappings in Nigeria and a horror budget coming up - the lead story last night for 5 mins was some RL boofhead getting into trouble again.

Tash and Paul are personable but dull and get the job done.

Gav comes on as the "expert" on weather but is pre-occupied with surf - we could be getting smashed by a cyclone....old Gav will mention that the gardens are getting a drink, "but the surf temperature is 21 degrees and the swell is huge, meaning great conditions for surfing, check these pictures from Newcastle Beach". I want weather you numbnut !

And finally we get to Rabs and the sports team - sport my arse, unless your sport is rugby league, cricket, tennis, swimming, motor sport and surfing in that order. If you are another football code you get 15 seconds if you are lucky.

Last night - after the lead story on the news we had another 7 mins of RL in the 10 min sport break, mainly talking to some no neck about his mate who got into trouble (who the **** is Danny Weidler btw? Most annoying journalist I have ever seen). After that we had some Knights news and scores from Group 69 or whatever it is.

Although we did get some word from Griff and his signing, there was no news on the FFA Cup launch and the EPL finale, possibly the biggest sports event in the world that day got 15 seconds of coverage.

And we are about to head into State of Origin season when the World Cup is on - give me strength !

:soapbox::soapbox::soapbox:

[Jeterpool]

NBN news each night - :wtf:

Gone downhill since Ray Dinneen retired. Firstly, it goes 60 minutes and they struggle to find quality content to fill so often will put in Youtube vids (they put on the Italian nun on the Voice a couple of nights ago - two weeks after Santo did).

Second, their story priority makes them come across as just a lead-in to ACA. We have war in the Ukraine, kidnappings in Nigeria and a horror budget coming up - the lead story last night for 5 mins was some RL boofhead getting into trouble again.

Tash and Paul are personable but dull and get the job done.

Gav comes on as the "expert" on weather but is pre-occupied with surf - we could be getting smashed by a cyclone....old Gav will mention that the gardens are getting a drink, "but the surf temperature is 21 degrees and the swell is huge, meaning great conditions for surfing, check these pictures from Newcastle Beach". I want weather you numbnut !

And finally we get to Rabs and the sports team - sport my arse, unless your sport is rugby league, cricket, tennis, swimming, motor sport and surfing in that order. If you are another football code you get 15 seconds if you are lucky.

Last night - after the lead story on the news we had another 7 mins of RL in the 10 min sport break, mainly talking to some no neck about his mate who got into trouble (who the **** is Danny Weidler btw? Most annoying journalist I have ever seen). After that we had some Knights news and scores from Group 69 or whatever it is.

Although we did get some word from Griff and his signing, there was no news on the FFA Cup launch and the EPL finale, possibly the biggest sports event in the world that day got 15 seconds of coverage.

And we are about to head into State of Origin season when the World Cup is on - give me strength !

:soapbox::soapbox::soapbox:

I used to listen to The Rush Hour podcast from Triple M. It was branded as a sports show but all they talk about is Rugby Leage. Ray Warren is hands down the most ignorant sports commentator around. He was criticising the Del Piero signing when it was happening, saying "isn't he a Waterhous horse?". Bloke comes across as ignorant because I figure he is SCARED of football. The sport is worldwide and by far the most popular across the globe. I will give them credit, Bozza did go on there from time to time and could hold a conversations with them about ANY sport including Rugby League. he didn't belittle himself or hold himself above the other sports as someone like Warren does. Dan Ginane at least tried to understand football, though.

needless to say I don't listen to them, nor the Deadset Legends, anymore

Yes I agree re:NBN news too.

:soapbox:

[Premy]

Haven't watched NBN, 7 or 10 for years. ABC for the News, SBS for Friday Night A-League the Internet for everything else, praise illegal downloads and live streams.

[Skirt Boy]

NBN news each night - :wtf:

Second, their story priority makes them come across as just a lead-in to ACA. We have war in the Ukraine, kidnappings in Nigeria and a horror budget coming up - the lead story last night for 5 mins was some RL boofhead getting into trouble again.

:soapbox::soapbox::soapbox:

Mate this has been happening for years. News is no longer news but entertainment and the target audience for these corporations are what I would call, socially ignorant, cultural philistines, uneducated and with a world view that doesn't extend that far beyond their own backyard. You know the people that are happy having their flat screen and post selfies all ****ing day

The world is ****ed. The nation is ****ed.

Our housing market is so overblown, sooner or later it's going to come crashing down in a massive way.

Unemployment is going to skyrocket

Our cost of living is ****ing ridiculous

Our rights and freedoms are being eroded

And the most important news story over the past two weeks has been some rich ****s having a punch on and the news that really matters is not being told.

[Jetmaster]

Haven't watched NBN, 7 or 10 for years. ABC for the News, SBS for Friday Night A-League the Internet for everything else, praise illegal downloads and live streams.

Totally agree - I have enough DVDs to watch something different every night for years. I no longer watch FTA and prefer news on Fox and ABC. Plenty on the net now too.

I only whinge about NBN news because the wife insists on putting it on in the background at tea time every night....drives me nuts.

[hawk]

NBN news each night - :wtf:

Gone downhill since Ray Dinneen retired. Firstly, it goes 60 minutes and they struggle to find quality content to fill so often will put in Youtube vids (they put on the Italian nun on the Voice a couple of nights ago - two weeks after Santo did).

Second, their story priority makes them come across as just a lead-in to ACA. We have war in the Ukraine, kidnappings in Nigeria and a horror budget coming up - the lead story last night for 5 mins was some RL boofhead getting into trouble again.

Tash and Paul are personable but dull and get the job done.

Gav comes on as the "expert" on weather but is pre-occupied with surf - we could be getting smashed by a cyclone....old Gav will mention that the gardens are getting a drink, "but the surf temperature is 21 degrees and the swell is huge, meaning great conditions for surfing, check these pictures from Newcastle Beach". I want weather you numbnut !

And finally we get to Rabs and the sports team - sport my arse, unless your sport is rugby league, cricket, tennis, swimming, motor sport and surfing in that order. If you are another football code you get 15 seconds if you are lucky.

Last night - after the lead story on the news we had another 7 mins of RL in the 10 min sport break, mainly talking to some no neck about his mate who got into trouble (who the **** is Danny Weidler btw? Most annoying journalist I have ever seen). After that we had some Knights news and scores from Group 69 or whatever it is.

Although we did get some word from Griff and his signing, there was no news on the FFA Cup launch and the EPL finale, possibly the biggest sports event in the world that day got 15 seconds of coverage.

And we are about to head into State of Origin season when the World Cup is on - give me strength !

:soapbox::soapbox::soapbox:

theres no other sport in the world when State Of Bogan is on

[Blackmac79]

Who is playing in this years State of bogan?

[Grimario]

Queensland and NSW, I think.

Absolutely no coverage down here, it's awesome :gent:

[belchardo]

Absolutely no coverage down here

yet...

[hawk]

Who is playing in this years State of bogan?

lulz

[northern_swan]

I heard that the former sports editor at NBN once told a local sporting identity "Mate your grandstand could be burning down and we still wouldn't send a camera out".

As much as I dislike it, I get why they cover the Knights. Why we need to hear about every team in Sydney, every night, is beyond me though.
I remember the time that NBN news used to give all codes a crack on the news - League, Union, Football, Basketball, Aussie Rules, Netball, even bloody Lawn Bowls! Now it's just a joke. No wonder so many local sporting organisations are producing stuff online, NBN are trying to make most codes vanish to appease their NRL overlords.

[Bremsstrahlung]

Mainstream media is f***ed.
Switched over to sunrise after sbs coverage finished just in time for the 8:30 news.
So far, they've covered afl drugs scandal, violence prior to the World Cup "where 600 people performed", hockey, gave away a caravan to some gypo and now they are now getting a guy in a Cow suit to give money away.

No mention of World Cup game/result.

Oh yay, next is women's rushing syndrome. Pass. F**k this shit.

[Premy]

Mainstream media is f***ed.
Switched over to sunrise after sbs coverage finished just in time for the 8:30 news.
So far, they've covered afl drugs scandal, violence prior to the World Cup "where 600 people performed", hockey, gave away a caravan to some gypo and now they are now getting a guy in a Cow suit to give money away.

No mention of World Cup game/result.

Oh yay, next is women's rushing syndrome. Pass. F**k this shit.
More fool you, you should have just put it on ABC 24

[plague]

Mainstream media is f***ed.
Switched over to sunrise after sbs coverage finished just in time for the 8:30 news.
So far, they've covered afl drugs scandal, violence prior to the World Cup "where 600 people performed", hockey, gave away a caravan to some gypo and now they are now getting a guy in a Cow suit to give money away.

No mention of World Cup game/result.

Oh yay, next is women's rushing syndrome. Pass. F**k this shit.

Why were you looking for the result. Didn't you say that you just watched the game?

[plague]

Legit though.
The only real and honest media left in this world is Alex Jones Info Wars and Bill O'Reilly.
Stick with those blokes they know what time it is.

[Bremsstrahlung]

Why were you looking for the result. Didn't you say that you just watched the game?

Legit. One word and you pick on that. I was just watching to see what they said about the game. They did however tell me what time it was.

[WolfMan]

Mainstream media is f***ed.
Switched over to sunrise after sbs coverage finished just in time for the 8:30 news.
So far, they've covered afl drugs scandal, violence prior to the World Cup "where 600 people performed", hockey, gave away a caravan to some gypo and now they are now getting a guy in a Cow suit to give money away.

No mention of World Cup game/result.

Oh yay, next is women's rushing syndrome. Pass. F**k this shit.

Serious query - is there a specific amount of time networks other than World Cup broadcasters have to wait before they can show footage?

This could be why you didn't see anything at that time

[plague]

Serious query - is there a specific amount of time networks other than World Cup broadcasters have to wait before they can show footage?

This could be why you didn't see anything at that time

It's def that way for the Olympics. Was wondering the same for WC then remember someone telling me that ch9 morning show cut live into Aus v Srbia back in 2010 when Holman scored and we looked like making up the goal diff to qualify.
I'd say it's more that commercial networks are all shitcunce and don't give a toss.

[hawk]

Mainstream media is f***ed.
Switched over to sunrise after sbs coverage finished just in time for the 8:30 news.
So far, they've covered afl drugs scandal, violence prior to the World Cup "where 600 people performed", hockey, gave away a caravan to some gypo and now they are now getting a guy in a Cow suit to give money away.
No mention of World Cup game/result.
Oh yay, next is women's rushing syndrome. Pass. F**k this shit.

:lulzturtle:

because they dont have to be accountable to anyone while some handbags are giving home ratings. SC's

[Grimario]

Waking up before your alarm, especially when it's set for 1am.

[furns]

Legit though.
The only real and honest media left in this world is Alex Jones Info Wars and Bill O'Reilly.
Stick with those blokes they know what time it is.Did you seriously call Bill O'Reilly real, honest and media??
You have rocks in your head plague

That right wing f*cktard and the rest of the lunatics in that asylum that passes for a news network keep Colbert and Stewart winning Emmys every year.
He is US television's Kyle Sandilands mate

[plague]

Did you seriously call Bill O'Reilly real, honest and media??
You have rocks in your head plague

That right wing f*cktard and the rest of the lunatics in that asylum that passes for a news network keep Colbert and Stewart winning Emmys every year.
He is US television's Kyle Sandilands mate

nah m8. O'Reilly, Alan Jones etc have always looked out for the little bloke (Alex Jones is looking after your right to randomly kill everyone but thats a little different).
most of those other channels wont let you watch unless you have an arts degree or have your union/socialist party membership dues paid up.
plus it says it right there on the ads, "Fox News, fair and balanced" so it must be yeah?

i dont know who kyle sandilands is but exactly 50% of all kyles ive ever met have been wankers so ill def tread carefully round that bloke.

[Skirt Boy]

John Hunter Hospital incompetance

[Grimario]

John Hunter Hospital incompetance

****ing JHH. My aunt's father (one of those fake family friend aunt's) went in there with neck and shoulder pain, they sent him home with painkillers. Had a broken neck, spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair.

****s.

[hawk]

SBS commentry and lame WC show. bring on SSE

[Bremsstrahlung]

Working a quick shift into a double and missing Germany.
Arrive home at 1am, need to be back up at 7 knowing I won't get home until 10pm at the earliest.
Looks like I'll have to see Germany vs Portugal on replay. I expect Germany to be strong and Portugal to pass it to Ronaldo. Would prefer Ibrahimovic's men playing.

[NUGUNS]

SBS commentry and lame WC show. bring on SSE

The full Brazillian? Horrible Show

[belchardo]

i watched 5 minutes of it last night. truly, truly terrible.

[q-money]

the brazilian bird they get to present the fillums gives me the horn, kinda chubby, looks like a right hornbag

[Buddha]

I expect Germany to be strong and Portugal to pass it to Ronaldo. Would prefer Ibrahimovic's men playing.
Wow youre actually spot on

[Skirt Boy]

****ing Germans and everything they stand for....................................

*PV4 and Bon know the score.

[Bon]

****ing Germans and everything they stand for....................................

*PV4 and Bon know the score.

Well, having some German in me (and not in the same way that pv4 has had some Germans in him), I don't quite know what you mean mate.. hahaha..

[Skirt Boy]

Well, having some German in me (and not in the same way that pv4 has had some Germans in him), I don't quite know what you mean mate.. hahaha..

A german lady friend sent me this the other day.

nein ernsthaft: tut mir leid für ein solches wm-desaster


I've been coping nothing but abuse, victimisation and they are really hammering home the "German Superiority" thing.


Yeah sure I deserved it wearing jets shirt in Weimar. Yeah sure I promoted our two-bit weekend league to a higher standard then what it is. But ****.

[Skirt Boy]

This seriously grinds my gears and will probably grind all you gears.

My very expensive external hard drive that features all of my photography pre-Germany which subsequently contains all of the fetish and full on nudes I've done has failed.

[Skirt Boy]

I hate my job.

[hawk]

This seriously grinds my gears and will probably grind all you gears.

My very expensive external hard drive that features all of my photography pre-Germany which subsequently contains all of the fetish and full on nudes I've done has failed.

there are many ways you can retrieve all data. i suggest exhaust them all

[Bon]

I hate my job.

I hate blokes that lie about hating their job..

[Skirt Boy]

there are many ways you can retrieve all data. i suggest exhaust them all

I'm at a point where it's going to cost about 500 bucks.

[Skirt Boy]

I hate blokes that lie about hating their job..

I was speaking the truth at the time. Seriously man. It's ****ing hard work.

[Skirt Boy]

WGMG

Blokes thinking my job is all full of coolness who think I'm being soft for hating my job.

[Grimario]

Fumbling your coffee mug as you sit down at your desk, pouring the scalding lot over your lap.

Fun times.

[hawk]

Fumbling your coffee mug as you sit down at your desk, pouring the scalding lot over your lap.

Fun times.

lol, i mean u ok?, bit more lol.

[Grimario]

I haven't been in the office since. Not from pain but the shame of not being able to hold my drink :(

WGMG: Sitting on a meeting and nonchalantly going "don't give a shit about $50,000, spend it all you want". My job has me so blase about money, it's so sad.

[Jeterpool]

WGMG Hertz not reading the itinerary for my trip, so they didn't drop the car off at work. So I had to take the wife and crying 12 week old child to Williamtown to make up for their **** up. Keep up the good work.

[lquiquer]

WGMG Hertz not reading the itinerary for my trip, so they didn't drop the car off at work. So I had to take the wife and crying 12 week old child to Williamtown to make up for their **** up. Keep up the good work.

Hertz to become effective immediately official sponsors of the Newcastle Jets

[snake]

WGMG Hertz not reading the itinerary for my trip, so they didn't drop the car off at work. So I had to take the wife and crying 12 week old child to Williamtown to make up for their **** up. Keep up the good work.
this kind of thing happens at a higher frequency than you'd expect mate. bunch of Planck's in their office, you'd think they'd take a unit of action?

[belchardo]

this kind of thing happens at a higher frequency than you'd expect mate. bunch of Planck's in their office, you'd think they'd take a unit of action?

well played.

[Grimario]

Back spasms. I used to lol at elite athletes being out with back spasms but having experienced them, ****ing hell.

Bulging discs may jeopardise my disc golf career.

[NUGUNS]

People parking their cars a million miles away at the NPL grand final meaning you couldn't fit many in.

[weston]

Having a referee assigned to your grand final that plays for the club you are playing against.

Still yet to win a grand final.

[Grimario]

Housemates who sit on their lazy ****ing arses in the loungeroom screaming SHUT UP YOU TWO SHUT UP GET INSIDE STOP BARKING STOP BARKING SHUT UP I SAID SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP BARKING for 5 ****ing minutes instead of getting up and going outside to stop the dogs from barking.

Argh.

[Grimario]

Going through group selection process.

[Skirt Boy]

Being a sport in general supporter.

Jets losing

Spurs losing

Getting a duck

Cricket team getting flogged every week.

[lquiquer]

Adamstown gate......I swear they close the bastard when the train leaves Cardiff!!!!

[hawk]

Adamstown gate......I swear they close the bastard when the train leaves Cardiff!!!!

this times a googal

[Superdylan]

Adamstown gate......I swear they close the bastard when the train leaves Cardiff!!!!

Agree. Spent like nearly 5 minutes last night waiting for a coal train to pass through.

[Bremsstrahlung]

Night shift with a lady who does not shut up, and practically yells everything. One of those who knows everything about anything.
Shut up, and let me watch tv/my eyelids

[Grimario]

Bon and pv4 cancelling drinks with me while I'm in town.

[Grimario]

Leaving gods country for return trip to Adelaide. Worst bit is the train goes thru scum territory.

[MFKS]

Leaving gods country for return trip to Adelaide. Worst bit is the train goes thru scum territory.

Williamtown >> Tullamarine
Tullamarine >> Adelaide

Avoids Gypos everytime

[Grimario]

Williamtown >> Tullamarine
Tullamarine >> Adelaide

Avoids Gypos everytime

Not worth the extra 300 bucks.

[plague]

Leaving gods country for return trip to Adelaide. Worst bit is the train goes thru scum territory.
Geez Louise how long does a train ride from Newy to Adelaide take?

[Grimario]

Geez Louise how long does a train ride from Newy to Adelaide take?

Day and a half. Indian Pacific is pretty good.

[MFKS]

Not worth the extra 300 bucks.

300 bucks is a small price to pay to avoid going anywhere near the coast

Money well spent if you ask me

[Skirt Boy]

Batting for 13 overs and only getting 4 runs due to the ability of everyone else batting getting out.

[Superdylan]

Having no car until next week possibly.

[hawk]

Batting for 13 overs and only getting 4 runs due to the ability of everyone else batting getting out.

lolz. i once opened so i could make it to a wedding but I mysteriously turn into G. Boycott & duked it out for 25 overs for 25 runs.

made the reception though

[The Dunster]

Tennis grinds my gears because for every two hours I play I sit out a month with injuries.

Very frustrating shit indeed. If I could have just a week of playing injury free I'd be happy at this stage.

[lquiquer]

Too much talk on the politics thread and the cricket thread

[Jeterpool]

Apple - Ever since upgrading to iTunes 12.0 and iOs 8.0 my music is stuffed. Few of the album artwork syncs and now a third of my music randomly syncs. can't wipe it all off, can't add anything new.

[plague]

Too much talk on the politics thread and the cricket thread

there it is pal.
http://www.doorsonline.co/images/accessories/Wood_Door-Liner_skirting.jpg

[furns]

Apple - Ever since upgrading to iTunes 12.0 and iOs 8.0 my music is stuffed. Few of the album artwork syncs and now a third of my music randomly syncs. can't wipe it all off, can't add anything new.

Was so happy when I moved all of my music away from iTunes. It's balls.

[plague]

Aussie Hip Hop.
Sucks balls.
Lee Kernaghan has more street cred than most of these posers.

[q-money]

Aussie Hip Hop.
Sucks balls.
Lee Kernaghan has more street cred than most of these posers.

orrite dickhead

maybe the nonsense on the J's but there is some great stuff out there

trem one, fraksha, brad strut, ciecmate, hired goons, diem, alex jones etc - proper stuff, proper beats with minimal posing

if you're talking cawksmokers in bucket hats with soundcloud accounts and wack beats then i'm with you tho

[parksey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7xyCvQh_5s

[plague]

if you're talking cawksmokers in bucket hats with soundcloud accounts and wack beats then i'm with you tho

Yup.

[plague]

By the way it's not the same Alex Jones is it?
I'd pay money to see him if it was.

[boz-monaut]

Alex Jones, AKA FU Jones

also, the Aussie hip hop on Triple J is the shittest thing ever - I've actually taken to changing stations every time they give a language warning because invariably it's some shit bogan hip hop garbage of some shitcunce telling us how hard it is growing up in Australia

[q-money]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7xyCvQh_5s

this is awful

[parksey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5zjgkqQCYg

love the production on this one

[plague]

Actually let me edit the original post.
WGMG: the Hilltop Hoods.
And anyone who looks/acts/sounds like the Hilltop Hoods.

[BodyNovo]

just leave all day out of it

he's good.

[weston]

When a car loses control and nearly collects the car infront of you and ends up in the ditch and you stop and see if they are ok etc and they eventually continue on their way. When you continue on your way your patrol loses it's balls and your flat stick going 40km/h on the Bruce highway.

Good thing, only 30 minutes from home. Bad thing, week long holiday is in he hands of RACQ.

Also, waiting for Roadside assist with 4 kids in the car grinds my gears.

[hawk]

Lee Kernaghan has more street cred than most of these posers.

these 2 things will never be in the same sentence again

[Tommyjet]

Kiwi commentary

[belchardo]

the first day back at work.

over this already. when's my next holiday?

[Jeterpool]

thinking the exact same thing

[Bon]

I'm with both of you..

[Jeterpool]

Glad wrap. Those bastards changed the cutting strip from the lower strip to the top of the lid. Why!?! So ,icy more difficult and is a habit hard to break after 20 odd years

[MFKS]

Glad wrap. Those bastards changed the cutting strip from the lower strip to the top of the lid. Why!?! So ,icy more difficult and is a habit hard to break after 20 odd years

No I use some plastic contraption that you attach to the box.

You pull off as much of the Glad Wrap you want and then run this little button thing across the box and it cuts it off for you perfectly.

The stuff never gets stuck together and would have to be in the top 5 things I have ever bought. The hardest part is working out the concept of attaching it to the box but once that is mastered you are king

[Jeterpool]

No I use some plastic contraption that you attach to the box.

You pull off as much of the Glad Wrap you want and then run this little button thing across the box and it cuts it off for you perfectly.

The stuff never gets stuck together and would have to be in the top 5 things I have ever bought. The hardest part is working out the concept of attaching it to the box but once that is mastered you are king

They released some box contraption that you had to press down on that was supposed to "cut" the glad wrap but that didn't work either. They stopped selling what I used to buy so I had to buy this shitfully designed piece of crap.

Why change it when I worked!?!

On a side note, I may be forced to investigate your option (which is what they want me to do). Or change brands.

[hawk]

No I use some plastic contraption that you attach to the box.

You pull off as much of the Glad Wrap you want and then run this little button thing across the box and it cuts it off for you perfectly.

I 1st read this as contraception & wondered how wierd this was getting lulz

[Bremsstrahlung]

I 1st read this as contraception & wondered how wierd this was getting lulz

ditto.
Was thinking he just put the glad wrap over her box, and went for it.

[leftrightout]

Glad wrap. Those bastards changed the cutting strip from the lower strip to the top of the lid. Why!?! So ,icy more difficult and is a habit hard to break after 20 odd years

Haha noticed this at christmas time, everyone in family who used it said same thing!

[belchardo]

not being able to check the tennis thread as I don't trust it to be SFW!

[Bon]

not being able to check the tennis thread as I don't trust it to be SFW!

At the moment, the latest page is only about 2 posts long, with three GREAT pictures that are definitely SFW..
Get there and treat yourself, gent..

[GazFish35]

Jeterpool, could you just turn the box upside down?

[Jeterpool]

Jeterpool, could you just turn the box upside down?

I tried that, funnily enough. However there isn't enough rigidity in the lid for it to properly tear the wrap. It bends and folds and the roll is more likely to come out.