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05-07-2019, 01:19 PM
CrazyZigga

Swansea v Kotara already called off.
05-07-2019, 05:03 PM
Chase_Me

Rumour has it that Mayfield are shaking in their boots ahead of the much anticipated match up against the mighty Terrace Rangers. I have even heard whispers that a few of their players are keeping with their Friday night past time of stealing cars, but tonight they are going one step further. They plan to take their stolen 1993 toyota camry to King Park and take matters into their own hands. To put it in the words of the mayfield coach "if you can't beat em, do sum fully sick skids on their park". The Mayfield boys had some trouble hearing this from their coach due to him choking on the thought of another Grandfinal slipping away from him.
05-07-2019, 08:56 PM
magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by chase_me

rumour has it that mayfield are shaking in their boots ahead of the much anticipated match up against the mighty terrace rangers. I have even heard whispers that a few of their players are keeping with their friday night past time of stealing cars, but tonight they are going one step further. They plan to take their stolen 1993 toyota camry to king park and take matters into their own hands. To put it in the words of the mayfield coach "if you can't beat em, do sum fully sick skids on their park". The mayfield boys had some trouble hearing this from their coach due to him choking on the thought of another grandfinal slipping away from him.

yawn
05-07-2019, 09:15 PM
Chewyonyaboot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chase_Me

Rumour has it that Mayfield are shaking in their boots ahead of the much anticipated match up against the mighty Terrace Rangers. I have even heard whispers that a few of their players are keeping with their Friday night past time of stealing cars, but tonight they are going one step further. They plan to take their stolen 1993 toyota camry to King Park and take matters into their own hands. To put it in the words of the mayfield coach "if you can't beat em, do sum fully sick skids on their park". The Mayfield boys had some trouble hearing this from their coach due to him choking on the thought of another Grandfinal slipping away from him.

Cool story bro
05-07-2019, 09:58 PM
Roundball Enthusiast

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chase_Me

Rumour has it that Mayfield are shaking in their boots ahead of the much anticipated match up against the mighty Terrace Rangers. I have even heard whispers that a few of their players are keeping with their Friday night past time of stealing cars, but tonight they are going one step further. They plan to take their stolen 1993 toyota camry to King Park and take matters into their own hands. To put it in the words of the mayfield coach "if you can't beat em, do sum fully sick skids on their park". The Mayfield boys had some trouble hearing this from their coach due to him choking on the thought of another Grandfinal slipping away from him.

Can't believe people hate the suns this much..
05-07-2019, 11:54 PM
prawnhead

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chase_Me

Rumour has it that Mayfield are shaking in their boots ahead of the much anticipated match up against the mighty Terrace Rangers. I have even heard whispers that a few of their players are keeping with their Friday night past time of stealing cars, but tonight they are going one step further. They plan to take their stolen 1993 toyota camry to King Park and take matters into their own hands. To put it in the words of the mayfield coach "if you can't beat em, do sum fully sick skids on their park". The Mayfield boys had some trouble hearing this from their coach due to him choking on the thought of another Grandfinal slipping away from him.

FFS mate it's only third division.
06-07-2019, 09:00 AM
EwoodPark

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chase_Me

Rumour has it that Mayfield are shaking in their boots ahead of the much anticipated match up against the mighty Terrace Rangers. I have even heard whispers that a few of their players are keeping with their Friday night past time of stealing cars, but tonight they are going one step further. They plan to take their stolen 1993 toyota camry to King Park and take matters into their own hands. To put it in the words of the mayfield coach "if you can't beat em, do sum fully sick skids on their park". The Mayfield boys had some trouble hearing this from their coach due to him choking on the thought of another Grandfinal slipping away from him.

Skids must have worked a treat considering game is off but all other Terrace grounds open?!?!
06-07-2019, 05:45 PM
The Hacker

Good work on Barnsley for getting football on today. I'm sure their players aren't as pumped
Barnsley v Dudley
3rds 0-4
Res 1-6
1st 0-6
I went out for a look to find some football and watched Dudley pass the ball around witches hats with green shirts on. Barnsley would battle not to be relegated from ZL1 if they were in it
06-07-2019, 06:21 PM
KennysWhiteHat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chase_Me

Rumour has it that Mayfield are shaking in their boots ahead of the much anticipated match up against the mighty Terrace Rangers. I have even heard whispers that a few of their players are keeping with their Friday night past time of stealing cars, but tonight they are going one step further. They plan to take their stolen 1993 toyota camry to King Park and take matters into their own hands. To put it in the words of the mayfield coach "if you can't beat em, do sum fully sick skids on their park". The Mayfield boys had some trouble hearing this from their coach due to him choking on the thought of another Grandfinal slipping away from him.

Here we go again. Sick of this bullshit ruining this forum.
06-07-2019, 08:54 PM
Chewyonyaboot

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hacker

Good work on Barnsley for getting football on today. I'm sure their players aren't as pumped
Barnsley v Dudley
3rds 0-4
Res 1-6
1st 0-6
I went out for a look to find some football and watched Dudley pass the ball around witches hats with green shirts on. Barnsley would battle not to be relegated from ZL1 if they were in it

Cool story bro
06-07-2019, 10:15 PM
Roundball Enthusiast

Man you people on ZPL are a bunch of soft c0cks. Lighten up and see the banter for what it is. Take a look at ZL1 forum for a good example of how local football should be.
07-07-2019, 03:04 PM
The Hacker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chewyonyaboot

Cool story bro

Would you like me to say that they are the worst team in ZPL for the last 5yrs
07-07-2019, 05:24 PM
Nou Camp

Suns vs bero
3rds 2-0
Res 0-4
1st 4-1
09-07-2019, 06:31 PM
United FC

It was 7-0 in first grade. Also any midweek games?
10-07-2019, 11:59 AM
HonkingDonkey

Work sends me away for a 2 weeks and when I get back I find the ZPL world has finally corrected itself to the way it should be.

Number 1: Dudley FC
Number 2: Mayfield
... Enough space to almost fit a single Suns players ego.
Number 3: Swansea

What is going on in ZPL land!

Lets talk 4th place, the top 3 I think are pretty much settled.
Kotara - 1 game in hand and 3 points ahead of the grubs, set up well to finish 4th. its theirs to throw away.
Grubs FC - 1 game in hand and 3 points out of 4th. Their goal difference suggests they should be 4th and they will edge Kotara out on GD if they get equal, they just need the points.
Bero - no games in hand and their GD suggests they should be 7th. They were on a good run of form till last week, will they bounce back and fight for 4th or fade? 4 points out is rough need 2 wins.
Warners Bay - 5 pts out of 4th BUT 2 games in hand, IF! they get their shit together and win those 2 games they will be 4th. The dark horse, diamond in the rough. the longy you put yourlast $50 on and pray.

I like a good challenege so Ill back Warners Bay, the kings of inconsistancy to come good and snag that 4th place spot. They are in a reasonably good position, they just need to get the points on the board (its all good to talk about games in hand but you still got to win them).

Then there is the dregs of ZPL, Raymond Terrace, Cardiff and well at this point I think its well and truely clear that Barnsley are the ZPL version of struggle street right now, just going week to week just doing the best they can to survive while still budgeting 2 packs of ciggys (get them JPs into ya) and a carton of passionfruit Red Bears. Hang in there! it is only 5 matches till its all over and realistically if Barnsley some how snag a win or two that bottom three will be hotter than the curry you got from Sapphire the other night.
10-07-2019, 04:03 PM
FlatScreen

Quote:

Originally Posted by HonkingDonkey

Work sends me away for a 2 weeks and when I get back I find the ZPL world has finally corrected itself to the way it should be.

Number 1: Dudley FC
Number 2: Mayfield
... Enough space to almost fit a single Suns players ego.
Number 3: Swansea

What is going on in ZPL land!

Lets talk 4th place, the top 3 I think are pretty much settled.
Kotara - 1 game in hand and 3 points ahead of the grubs, set up well to finish 4th. its theirs to throw away.
Grubs FC - 1 game in hand and 3 points out of 4th. Their goal difference suggests they should be 4th and they will edge Kotara out on GD if they get equal, they just need the points.
Bero - no games in hand and their GD suggests they should be 7th. They were on a good run of form till last week, will they bounce back and fight for 4th or fade? 4 points out is rough need 2 wins.
Warners Bay - 5 pts out of 4th BUT 2 games in hand, IF! they get their shit together and win those 2 games they will be 4th. The dark horse, diamond in the rough. the longy you put yourlast $50 on and pray.

I like a good challenege so Ill back Warners Bay, the kings of inconsistancy to come good and snag that 4th place spot. They are in a reasonably good position, they just need to get the points on the board (its all good to talk about games in hand but you still got to win them).

Then there is the dregs of ZPL, Raymond Terrace, Cardiff and well at this point I think its well and truely clear that Barnsley are the ZPL version of struggle street right now, just going week to week just doing the best they can to survive while still budgeting 2 packs of ciggys (get them JPs into ya) and a carton of passion fruit Red Bears. Hang in there! it is only 5 matches till its all over and realistically if Barnsley some how snag a win or two that bottom three will be hotter than the curry you got from Sapphire the other night.

I think you have to look at the run home

Swansea - Kotara(H) Mayfield(A) Terrace(H) Suns(H) Barnsley(A) Warners Bay(H)

Kotara - Swansea(A) Barnsley(H) Warners Bay(A) Bero(H) Cardiff(A) Dudley(H)

Suns - Warners Bay(H) Terrace(A) Cardiff(H) Swansea(A) Dudley(A) Barnsley(H)

Plenty of Football in that. 1 slip up can cost you top 4 from here!
10-07-2019, 09:09 PM
Ruud Van Nistelrooys Chin

Quote:

Originally Posted by HonkingDonkey

Work sends me away for a 2 weeks and when I get back I find the ZPL world has finally corrected itself to the way it should be.

Number 1: Dudley FC
Number 2: Mayfield
... Enough space to almost fit a single Suns players ego.
Number 3: Swansea

What is going on in ZPL land!

Lets talk 4th place, the top 3 I think are pretty much settled.
Kotara - 1 game in hand and 3 points ahead of the grubs, set up well to finish 4th. its theirs to throw away.
Grubs FC - 1 game in hand and 3 points out of 4th. Their goal difference suggests they should be 4th and they will edge Kotara out on GD if they get equal, they just need the points.
Bero - no games in hand and their GD suggests they should be 7th. They were on a good run of form till last week, will they bounce back and fight for 4th or fade? 4 points out is rough need 2 wins.
Warners Bay - 5 pts out of 4th BUT 2 games in hand, IF! they get their shit together and win those 2 games they will be 4th. The dark horse, diamond in the rough. the longy you put yourlast $50 on and pray.

I like a good challenege so Ill back Warners Bay, the kings of inconsistancy to come good and snag that 4th place spot. They are in a reasonably good position, they just need to get the points on the board (its all good to talk about games in hand but you still got to win them).

Then there is the dregs of ZPL, Raymond Terrace, Cardiff and well at this point I think its well and truely clear that Barnsley are the ZPL version of struggle street right now, just going week to week just doing the best they can to survive while still budgeting 2 packs of ciggys (get them JPs into ya) and a carton of passion fruit Red Bears. Hang in there! it is only 5 matches till its all over and realistically if Barnsley some how snag a win or two that bottom three will be hotter than the curry you got from Sapphire the other night.

Someone get this guy a start at the Melbourne Comedy Festival.
11-07-2019, 07:25 AM
HonkingDonkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruud Van Nistelrooys Chin

Someone get this guy a start at the Melbourne Comedy Festival.

This is no joke mate, this is ZPL.
Thanks for the belief, ill get my facebook page set up and you can moderate it for me (#1 fan).

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlatScreen

I think you have to look at the run home

Swansea - W - L - W - W - W - W = 15/18

Kotara - L - W - L - W - W - L = 9/18

Grubs - L - L - L - L - L - L = 0/18

After that quick expert anaylsis

Id say it well and truely open for Bero and Warners bay to be contenders for 4th.
Swansea have 3rd locked in. Kotara will make it possible for someone to sneak past them.
the suns can just start booking the end of season trip and planning mad monday already.
11-07-2019, 09:24 AM
FlatScreen

Quote:

Originally Posted by HonkingDonkey

This is no joke mate, this is ZPL.
Thanks for the belief, ill get my facebook page set up and you can moderate it for me (#1 fan).

Swansea - W - L - W - W - W - W = 15/18

Kotara - L - W - L - W - W - L = 9/18

Grubs - L - L - L - L - L - L = 0/18

After that quick expert anaylsis

Id say it well and truely open for Bero and Warners bay to be contenders for 4th.
Swansea have 3rd locked in. Kotara will make it possible for someone to sneak past them.
the suns can just start booking the end of season trip and planning mad monday already.

You really put the 'anal' in analysis. Why bother even writting that garbage? Is this forum a comedy show now?
11-07-2019, 12:28 PM
Alton

Can someone from CCFC give us a rundown on where to from here?
11-07-2019, 01:04 PM
Ruud Van Nistelrooys Chin

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlatScreen

You really put the 'anal' in analysis. Why bother even writting that garbage? Is this forum a comedy show now?

It would appear so - and it is about as funny as the Holocaust
11-07-2019, 01:12 PM
HonkingDonkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlatScreen

You really put the 'anal' in analysis. Why bother even writting that garbage? Is this forum a comedy show now?

I dont find anything funny about predicting the outcomes of matches.
This is not a place that anyone should find amusement this is serious business for serious people.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlatScreen

I think you have to look at the run home

Those are the predicitions for the run home. We looked at it. Im not sure where the comedy happened.

Bero: Cardiff(W) - Dudley(L) - Kotara(L) - Mayfield(L) - Raymond Terrace(W) = 6

Warners Bay: Dudley(L) - Kotara(W) -Mayfield(L) - Raymond Terrace(W) - Swansea(L) + Suns(W) + Cardiff(W) = 12

Now lets strap in and get Anal, lets look at what that table looks like...

1. Dudley: 40+ pts
2. Mayfield: 40+ pts
3. Swansea: 39pts
4. Kotara: 30pts
5. Warners Bay: 28 pts
6. Bero: 23pts
7. Suns: 18 pts
8. Cardiff
9. Raymond Terrace
10. Barnsley: 3 pts
11-07-2019, 06:05 PM
Sun_of_a_Grub

Can confirm we're confident of avoiding the drop out at Barnsley. Starting this week vs those 1 trick ponies from Nesbitt park! Up the doggies!
13-07-2019, 04:00 PM
The Hacker

I heard Swansea and Warners bay played mid week. If so which grades and any results
13-07-2019, 04:40 PM
onlooker

Terrace V Suns
3rds 1-2
Res 2-2
1st 2-1
13-07-2019, 04:55 PM
Mitchy

Cardiff Vs Bero
3rds 3-2
Res 2-4
1st 0-3
13-07-2019, 05:23 PM
The Hacker

Quote:

Originally Posted by onlooker

Terrace V Suns
3rds 1-2
Res 2-2
1st 2-1

Surely not. What's the story with the Suns. They still have a team of good players how's it gone so bad for them.
13-07-2019, 06:47 PM
footballfan

Mayfield v Swansea.

3rd, 1-0
Res, 1-2
1st, 0-1.. hope they enjoyed hearing another teams song!!
13-07-2019, 07:51 PM
Lofty

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hacker

Surely not. What's the story with the Suns. They still have a team of good players how's it gone so bad for them.

We had 26 players across the three grades today. Have lost a few to season ending injuries in the last two weeks and further injuries, work. Not ideal but still no excuse, should have done better today.
13-07-2019, 08:16 PM
The Hacker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lofty

We had 26 players across the three grades today. Have lost a few to season ending injuries in the last two weeks and further injuries, work. Not ideal but still no excuse, should have done better today.

With taking that into account. I'd expect 3rds and reggies to struggle but the Suns 3rds are coming second. Suns best available 11 is surely better than anything Terrace can put out. I would think there might be something else
13-07-2019, 08:35 PM
Lofty

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hacker

With taking that into account. I'd expect 3rds and reggies to struggle but the Suns 3rds are coming second. Suns best available 11 is surely better than anything Terrace can put out. I would think there might be something else

Thirds have been jagging wins the last few weeks. Nothing convincing and the ladder is super close. Ressies have been struggling the most. Firsts without a lot of boys so they’ve gone up to fill spots in firsts which leaves holes in ressies. I’m sure that’s the case at all clubs, but have just been struggling with numbers. Today was the worst.
13-07-2019, 08:50 PM
HonkingDonkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruud Van Nistelrooys Chin

It would appear so - and it is about as funny as the Holocaust

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlatScreen

You really put the 'anal' in analysis. Why bother even writting that garbage? Is this forum a comedy show now?

Terrace V Suns
1st 2-1

As predicted... pure garbage ;) start booking that end of season lads, no finals for you.
14-07-2019, 07:09 AM
Jardelsimage

Cardiff v Bero
3rds 3-2
reg 2-4
1st 0-3
14-07-2019, 07:20 AM
Ruud Van Nistelrooys Chin

Quote:

Originally Posted by HonkingDonkey

Terrace V Suns
1st 2-1

As predicted... pure garbage ;) start booking that end of season lads, no finals for you.

Nobody is questioning your predictions mate. Just the way you convey them. You might want to get someone else to write the jokes and you’ll be on easy street. Not singling you out either - the same goes for the other chimps in this forum that write their tripe thinking that they are Jerry Seinfeld.
14-07-2019, 08:36 AM
Lofty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruud Van Nistelrooys Chin

Nobody is questioning your predictions mate. Just the way you convey them. You might want to get someone else to write the jokes and you’ll be on easy street. Not singling you out either - the same goes for the other chimps in this forum that write their tripe thinking that they are Jerry Seinfeld.

I wouldn’t waste your time replying to people who post here purely for a bit of attention rather than a normal discussion. It’s the same old jokes. Pretty old now.
14-07-2019, 05:39 PM
ForeverRed

Thistles 3 Warner’s bay 0
14-07-2019, 06:07 PM
traffic light

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun_of_a_Grub

Can confirm we're confident of avoiding the drop out at Barnsley. Starting this week vs those 1 trick ponies from Nesbitt park! Up the doggies!

lol
14-07-2019, 06:09 PM
traffic light

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lofty

I wouldn’t waste your time replying to people who post here purely for a bit of attention rather than a normal discussion. It’s the same old jokes. Pretty old now.

Well why would anyone believe you and the grub club. Jog it champ
14-07-2019, 06:48 PM
CrazyZigga

Kotara V Barnsley
3rds 3-1
Res 4-0
1sts 5-0
14-07-2019, 07:53 PM
HonkingDonkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruud Van Nistelrooys Chin

Nobody is questioning your predictions mate. Just the way you convey them. You might want to get someone else to write the jokes and you’ll be on easy street. Not singling you out either - the same goes for the other chimps in this forum that write their tripe thinking that they are Jerry Seinfeld.

Says the guy with 8 posts called "Ruud Van Nistelrooys Chin", I think ill just keep doing my thing.

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