Whats unbelievable is that he doesn't believe it. Every season bar none we sign our striker/No 10 in the last 2 weeks of the pre-season
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Whats unbelievable is that he doesn't believe it. Every season bar none we sign our striker/No 10 in the last 2 weeks of the pre-season
We are the tubby girl in the corner of the club when they turn the lights on at 4am looking for that desperate drunk bloke to point at and say "Righto love, you'll do".Quote:
Originally Posted by borat
And the problem is that club is old school Fannys and that desperate drunk bloke is a pimply kid with a flat brim hat, shell necklace and big white globe skate shoes.Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
Fixed for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wilso8948
I dunno know, you're making this out like its a bad thing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Roundball Enthusiast
Only one bloke on here banging supermodels homie and it ain't me or you.
Lucky hawkQuote:
Originally Posted by plague
Looks like we're signing 29yo Finnish striker Aleksandr Kokko. Theres a finnish article saying he signed with us. Google translate is saying 2yrs
Think nobby's nuts just got replaced - welcome kokko's kocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by lil_masi
Coincidence that Wayne Brown played in the Finnish league as well? I think not.
I mean, how has Jetmaster not come in with with at least 37 terrible puns already?
fkn love the kokk
Aleksandr Kokko born in Leningrad in the Soviet Union in 1987......The Russian Kokk
..................Last 4 years: 2012–RoPS 97 (51)
Hope he doesn't go off half-kocked.
They call him Boris
Was awaiting confirmation of signing first before suggesting Kokkos Pops etcQuote:
Originally Posted by plague
If FC signs Bobo........We'll have the Bobo - Kokko Cup
YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetmaster
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This is good foz right here.
More please lads before some asshole starts banging on about his stats.
Nothing but awesomeness comes out of Russia.Quote:
Originally Posted by lquiquer
We gonna win the league yo.
http://blog.images.woot.com/volkoff.jpg
So more importantly how long has this bloke been unemployed for??
He played his last game (90min) last week and scored. He was player of the year and top scorer in the finnish league last season with 17 goals.
Finnish season started in Feb
http://www.iltasanomat.fi/veikkausli...001233566.html
Good find lil masi. Some searching you would have had to perform for that.
This has the potential to go south..
between kokko's kocks and clut's clits it's gonna be some season on the hill this year, best to keep it wet boys...Quote:
Originally Posted by belchardo
51 goals in his last 97 appearances. Leagues top scorer last season. 29 years old.
Looks very good. I know the last Finish player in the league was rubbish, Yuho Makela, and he arrived at SFC as the previous seasons top scorer in Finland, but still. Looks quality
Let's go Kokko loco
1. Ben Kennedy - 16/17
2. Daniel Mullen - 16/17
3. Jason Hoffman - 17/18
4. Nigel Boogaard - 17/18
5. Ben Kantarovski - 16/17
6. Steven Ugarković - 16/17
7. Andrew Hoole - 16/17
8. Mateo Poljak - 16/17
9. Aleksandr Kokko - 17/18
10. Wayne Brown - 17/18
11. Labinot Halti - 16/17
12. Andy Brennan - 16/17
13. Daniel Alessi - 17/18
14. Mitch Cooper - 16/17
15. Andrew Nabbout - 17/18
16. Nick Cowburn - 17/18
17. Radan Pavicevic - 16/17
18. Ivan Vujica -17/18
19. Morten Nordstrand - 16/17
20. Jack Duncan - 17/18
21.
22. Lachlan Jackson - 16/17
23. Devante Clut - 17/18
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Chinese Development Player
Injury Replacement for Alessi
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So either Joice/Bryoma comes into the squad or does the last Under 20 player have to be Australian?
Could maybe get a U/20 Chinese player and an older Injury Replacement player to fill a hole elsewhere?
Arsenals yaya sanogo song works for him.
Wake me up, Aleksandr Kokko we hope you’re better than that c*** called triffo!
U20 must be Australian. That's why we will lose a player before season startsQuote:
Originally Posted by The Postman
I still reckon they're working on some leaving.
I realize this is 8 years ago but judging from that he looks like a Johny on the spot poacher that has a knack of just being in the right spot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
Now time to find my Offspring albums.
Funny how Pav, Brennan and Bymora all got starts on the bench infront of CooperQuote:
Originally Posted by GazFish35
Finally we replace the fox-in-the-box
Watch us bring back Jesic
Bulut to train with WSW this week. Wish we would sign him.......
No way would we sign him.Quote:
Originally Posted by lquiquer
Bulut is too much of a winner to be seen in our side.
Bloke would be a ****ing god in Newy though if we signed him.
We would finally have the closest thing in our side since we had the Griff
A bloke who puts it all on the line and Wants to Win at All costs
I dislike his tattoos. They're not Newy.
are authorities at Goulburn aware he's escaped?...Quote:
Originally Posted by lquiquer
I just hope this bloke ends up being Aleksandr the Great and not Kokko the clown...
I mean obviously I forgot to give dap to Retro's terrible puns too.Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
Have at it lads.
What's the situation with Vujica? Is he injured?
he'll be in gaol again soon, big riskQuote:
Originally Posted by lquiquer