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    Whats unbelievable is that he doesn't believe it. Every season bar none we sign our striker/No 10 in the last 2 weeks of the pre-season

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    Quote Originally Posted by borat View Post
    Whats unbelievable is that he doesn't believe it. Every season bar none we sign our striker/No 10 in the last 2 weeks of the pre-season
    We are the tubby girl in the corner of the club when they turn the lights on at 4am looking for that desperate drunk bloke to point at and say "Righto love, you'll do".

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    Quote Originally Posted by plague View Post
    We are the tubby girl in the corner of the club when they turn the lights on at 4am looking for that desperate drunk bloke to point at and say "Righto love, you'll do".
    And the problem is that club is old school Fannys and that desperate drunk bloke is a pimply kid with a flat brim hat, shell necklace and big white globe skate shoes.

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    And the problem is that club is old school Fannys and that desperate drunk bloke is plague.
    Fixed for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roundball Enthusiast View Post
    Fixed for you.
    I dunno know, you're making this out like its a bad thing?

    Only one bloke on here banging supermodels homie and it ain't me or you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plague View Post
    I dunno know, you're making this out like its a bad thing?

    Only one bloke on here banging supermodels homie and it ain't me or you.
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    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
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    Looks like we're signing 29yo Finnish striker Aleksandr Kokko. Theres a finnish article saying he signed with us. Google translate is saying 2yrs

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    Quote Originally Posted by lil_masi View Post
    Looks like we're signing 29yo Finnish striker Aleksandr Kokko. Theres a finnish article saying he signed with us. Google translate is saying 2yrs
    Think nobby's nuts just got replaced - welcome kokko's kocks.

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    Coincidence that Wayne Brown played in the Finnish league as well? I think not.
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    I mean, how has Jetmaster not come in with with at least 37 terrible puns already?
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    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
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    Seems like I am WRONG

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    fkn love the kokk

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    Aleksandr Kokko born in Leningrad in the Soviet Union in 1987......The Russian Kokk
    ..................Last 4 years: 2012–RoPS 97 (51)
    Dare to Zlatan

    Originally Posted by Grimario

    He won't make that mistake at Newcastle since our team is full of number 2's.

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    Hope he doesn't go off half-kocked.

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    They call him Boris

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    Quote Originally Posted by plague View Post
    I mean, how has Jetmaster not come in with with at least 37 terrible puns already?
    Was awaiting confirmation of signing first before suggesting Kokkos Pops etc

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    If FC signs Bobo........We'll have the Bobo - Kokko Cup
    Dare to Zlatan

    Originally Posted by Grimario

    He won't make that mistake at Newcastle since our team is full of number 2's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetmaster View Post
    Was awaiting confirmation of signing first before suggesting Kokkos Pops etc
    YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!



    This is good foz right here.
    More please lads before some asshole starts banging on about his stats.
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    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
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    Seems like I am WRONG

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    Quote Originally Posted by lquiquer View Post
    Aleksandr Kokko born in Leningrad in the Soviet Union in 1987......The Russian Kokk
    ..................Last 4 years: 2012–RoPS 97 (51)
    Nothing but awesomeness comes out of Russia.
    We gonna win the league yo.
    Quote Originally Posted by MFKS View Post
    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
    Quote Originally Posted by MFKS View Post
    Seems like I am WRONG

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    So more importantly how long has this bloke been unemployed for??

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    He played his last game (90min) last week and scored. He was player of the year and top scorer in the finnish league last season with 17 goals.
    Finnish season started in Feb

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