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20-09-2014, 10:15 AM
Premy

Quote:

Originally Posted by plague

Well technically 'Dumb' Freddie can't tell you because, you know, he can't talk.
But I get your point.

:roflz::woo:
20-09-2014, 10:28 AM
MFKS

Quote:

Originally Posted by plague

Well technically 'Dumb' Freddie can't tell you because, you know, he can't talk.
But I get your point.

What happened to Freddie anyway??

Last I heard he was blind now the poor bloke is not only deaf but dumb as well.

Poor Bloke
20-09-2014, 10:32 AM
plague

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grimario

Sign language. He's dumb, not dumb. Duh.

What if he's trying to sign to Blind Freddie?
PANDEMONIUM!!!!!!!!!!
20-09-2014, 11:09 AM
lquiquer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Premy

Reason 1. Kew
Reason 2. Hannah
Reason 3. Jono
Reason 4. Flava
Reason 5. New Man

fair point
24-09-2014, 01:18 PM
Grimario

Theo Cleetus out for 8 weeks with wrist fracture.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-2...?section=sport

Happy Couscous, linking to the article instead of pasting it?
24-09-2014, 01:24 PM
Grimario

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Football Federation Australia (FFA) has appointed respected Belgian youth coach Eric Abrams as the new Technical Director to oversee the Elite Youth Player Development and Coach Education strategies of Australian football.

http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/...61r9qczf44vuvi
24-09-2014, 01:56 PM
Couscous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grimario

Happy Couscous, linking to the article instead of pasting it?

Who gives a fig about linking to those parasites at the ABC, forever filching yarns from The Herald.
24-09-2014, 02:49 PM
Grimario

Quote:

Originally Posted by Couscous

Who gives a fig about linking to those parasites at the ABC, forever filching yarns from The Herald.

:lulz:
24-09-2014, 04:25 PM
Grimario

http://www.newcastlejets.com.au/arti...y1p5xuyaew41yr

Montefiore Cheese signs as Coach Sponsor

Quote:

he Newcastle Jets are pleased to announce award winning cheese brand Montefiore Cheese as Coach Sponsor for the 2014-15 Hyundai A-League Season.
Montefiore Cheese will show their support for new Head Coach Phil Stubbins by becoming his sponsor and displaying their logo on Stubbins' training and match day apparel.

This new sponsorship coincides with exciting growth of the premium cheese brand which is now available nationally in leading supermarkets.

"I have enjoyed a great relationship with Turi Foods, the owners of Montefiore Cheese, since I was a coach at Whittlesea Stallions in the Victoria Premier League and they are great supporters and fans of football," Newcastle Jets Head Coach Phil Stubbins said.

"I am delighted Montefiore has come on board as a sponsor of the Jets. We wish them all the best with this new range of products and hope we can have a successful season together."

Chairman of Turi Foods, Sam Cuteri said the company was delighted to partner with the Jets.

“Our relationship with Phil Stubbins goes back a long way and we are delighted to be supporting him in his first role as an A League Coach. We wish Phil and the team all the best for the upcoming season," Mr Cuteri said.

"Montefiore has produced many winning performances with its cheese products. We look forward to witnessing some winning performances on the pitch this season.”

For more information visit www.montefiore.com.au
24-09-2014, 04:47 PM
parksey

we done it
24-09-2014, 04:50 PM
Couscous

Some great recipes. Get around them.

http://www.newcastlejets.com.au/di/l...?t=-1515415072
24-09-2014, 05:39 PM
furns

Finally, someone has shown us the cheese.
24-09-2014, 05:45 PM
MFKS

Yep

We have world class admin when we are signing no name sponsors know **** has ever heard about.

Viva HSG :thumbsup:
24-09-2014, 05:55 PM
Jeterpool

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFKS

Yep

We have world class admin when we are signing no name sponsors know **** has ever heard about.

Viva HSG :thumbsup:

Every company was a no name company at some stage. Who cares who it is, more revenue for the club.
24-09-2014, 06:08 PM
MFKS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeterpool

Every company was a no name company at some stage. Who cares who it is, more revenue for the club.

HSG and Newy Jets are doing a damn good job at keeping themselves no name
24-09-2014, 06:31 PM
furns

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFKS

HSG and Newy Jets are doing a damn good job at keeping themselves no name

There is no HSG.
24-09-2014, 06:34 PM
Grimario

Only Zuul
24-09-2014, 07:04 PM
GazFish35

Cheeses puns go mouldy very quickly. Brie careful.
24-09-2014, 07:23 PM
furns

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grimario

Only Zuul

:roflz:
24-09-2014, 09:23 PM
plague

Quote:

Originally Posted by GazFish35

Cheeses puns go mouldy very quickly. Brie careful.

I've heard some bad ones already, but that's pretty Gouda.
24-09-2014, 11:37 PM
WolfMan

We need to hire Peter Russell Clarke in some capacity
25-09-2014, 12:25 AM
GazFish35

We need to get all the puns out now before they start grating on us.
25-09-2014, 01:31 AM
380

Too many holes in this story for my taste.
25-09-2014, 02:35 AM
Retro Jet

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfMan

We need to hire Peter Russell Clarke in some capacity

To promote this f***ing club, no less...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0X-OBEgkas
25-09-2014, 08:37 AM
GazFish35

Quote:

Originally Posted by 380

Too many holes in this story for my taste.

You're off your block.
25-09-2014, 09:25 AM
Bon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grimario

Only Zuul

:roflz:
25-09-2014, 09:53 AM
Skirt Boy

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFKS

HSG and Newy Jets are doing a damn good job at keeping themselves no name

Many local and small companies get into the sponsorship bandwagon of national and international sports to get brand awareness as it can generally be a lot cheaper then massive advertising campaigns.

Anyways

https://www.recalls.gov.au/content/i.../itemId/974383
25-09-2014, 11:44 AM
belchardo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skirt Boy

Many local and small companies get into the sponsorship bandwagon of national and international sports to get brand awareness as it can generally be a lot cheaper then massive advertising campaigns.

Anyways

https://www.recalls.gov.au/content/i.../itemId/974383

4 years ago we were making everyone vomit too, so looks like we're a good fit.
25-09-2014, 11:48 AM
pv4

Quote:

Originally Posted by belchardo

4 months ago we were making everyone vomit too, so looks like we're a good fit.

Fixed
25-09-2014, 06:11 PM
joel31

Fantastic announcement its great to see our club do something with their time
25-09-2014, 06:45 PM
GazFish35

The lack of cheese puns is concerning. Moar please.

I'm looking forward to seeing how this relationship matures.
25-09-2014, 07:44 PM
hawk

http://www.covingtontravel.com/wp-co...sehead-hat.jpg
25-09-2014, 10:33 PM
belchardo

Quote:

Originally Posted by GazFish35

The lack of cheese puns is concerning. Moar please.

I'm looking forward to seeing how this relationship matures.

you could say there is an abondance of puns out there
25-09-2014, 10:34 PM
380

Yep certainly in need of some more Krafty puns.
25-09-2014, 10:55 PM
Grimario

I look at the last few posts and realise these puns are awful. All I can do is Edam and weep.
25-09-2014, 11:42 PM
plague

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grimario

I look at the last few posts and realise these puns are awful. All I can do is Edam and weep.

Yeah it's pretty bad. I've urda nuff .I'm going to goats somewhere else.
25-09-2014, 11:46 PM
plague

Mods should probably put a Banon any more crappy puns.
25-09-2014, 11:48 PM
lquiquer

Gruyere could sponsor our defence......
25-09-2014, 11:51 PM
Beeen

I reckon it'd be driving emmental
26-09-2014, 12:06 AM
Grimario

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grimario

I look at the last few posts and realise these puns are awful. All I can do is Edam and weep.

Am I the only one that reads an awesome post from themselves and goes Ohhhhh, Hallllooouumi!

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