Daily Australian News Thread 2014

[Premy]

Well technically 'Dumb' Freddie can't tell you because, you know, he can't talk.
But I get your point.

[MFKS]

Well technically 'Dumb' Freddie can't tell you because, you know, he can't talk.
But I get your point.

What happened to Freddie anyway??

Last I heard he was blind now the poor bloke is not only deaf but dumb as well.

Poor Bloke

[plague]

Sign language. He's dumb, not dumb. Duh.

What if he's trying to sign to Blind Freddie?
PANDEMONIUM!!!!!!!!!!

[lquiquer]

Reason 1. Kew
Reason 2. Hannah
Reason 3. Jono
Reason 4. Flava
Reason 5. New Man

fair point

[Grimario]

Theo Cleetus out for 8 weeks with wrist fracture.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-2...?section=sport

Happy Couscous, linking to the article instead of pasting it?

[Grimario]

Football Federation Australia (FFA) has appointed respected Belgian youth coach Eric Abrams as the new Technical Director to oversee the Elite Youth Player Development and Coach Education strategies of Australian football.

http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/...61r9qczf44vuvi

[Couscous]

Happy Couscous, linking to the article instead of pasting it?

Who gives a fig about linking to those parasites at the ABC, forever filching yarns from The Herald.

[Grimario]

Who gives a fig about linking to those parasites at the ABC, forever filching yarns from The Herald.

[Grimario]

http://www.newcastlejets.com.au/arti...y1p5xuyaew41yr

Montefiore Cheese signs as Coach Sponsor

he Newcastle Jets are pleased to announce award winning cheese brand Montefiore Cheese as Coach Sponsor for the 2014-15 Hyundai A-League Season.
Montefiore Cheese will show their support for new Head Coach Phil Stubbins by becoming his sponsor and displaying their logo on Stubbins' training and match day apparel.

This new sponsorship coincides with exciting growth of the premium cheese brand which is now available nationally in leading supermarkets.

"I have enjoyed a great relationship with Turi Foods, the owners of Montefiore Cheese, since I was a coach at Whittlesea Stallions in the Victoria Premier League and they are great supporters and fans of football," Newcastle Jets Head Coach Phil Stubbins said.

"I am delighted Montefiore has come on board as a sponsor of the Jets. We wish them all the best with this new range of products and hope we can have a successful season together."

Chairman of Turi Foods, Sam Cuteri said the company was delighted to partner with the Jets.

“Our relationship with Phil Stubbins goes back a long way and we are delighted to be supporting him in his first role as an A League Coach. We wish Phil and the team all the best for the upcoming season," Mr Cuteri said.

"Montefiore has produced many winning performances with its cheese products. We look forward to witnessing some winning performances on the pitch this season.”

For more information visit www.montefiore.com.au

[parksey]

we done it

[Couscous]

Some great recipes. Get around them.

[furns]

Finally, someone has shown us the cheese.

[MFKS]

Yep

We have world class admin when we are signing no name sponsors know **** has ever heard about.

Viva HSG

[Jeterpool]

Yep

We have world class admin when we are signing no name sponsors know **** has ever heard about.

Viva HSG

Every company was a no name company at some stage. Who cares who it is, more revenue for the club.

[MFKS]

Every company was a no name company at some stage. Who cares who it is, more revenue for the club.

HSG and Newy Jets are doing a damn good job at keeping themselves no name

[furns]

HSG and Newy Jets are doing a damn good job at keeping themselves no name

There is no HSG.

[Grimario]

Only Zuul

[GazFish35]

Cheeses puns go mouldy very quickly. Brie careful.

[furns]

Only Zuul

[plague]

Cheeses puns go mouldy very quickly. Brie careful.

I've heard some bad ones already, but that's pretty Gouda.