Ok cheers lads.Originally Posted by pv4
Another question, are Palmer and Middleby part of the same brains trust that said no to Smeltz wanting $350k or thereabouts?
Ok cheers lads.
Another question, are Palmer and Middleby part of the same brains trust that said no to Smeltz wanting $350k or thereabouts?
i personally think they are only reporting the initial rejection as stated on the world game. although i hope he does reject our offer
its tribal football. would not believe a thing from that website
Don't sign Heskey! I would much prefer Jesic started up front this season!
Oh wait...you're all crazy.
The crazy ones are those expecting Joel to automatically quit drogba and anelka and come home now. Joel will come home when he's ready and from wat I've heard gve would definitely make room for him.
Emile Heskey would have high operating costs. Hence the 1.3m is understandable.
It's me old mate SteveHow goes it mate?
Lets so a comparison.
Heskey vs Messi;
-Heskey has never missed a penalty, Messi has.
-Heskey has 61 caps for England, Messi has 0.
-Heskey has scored 7 goals for England, Messi has 0.
-Heskey has scored 100+ goals in the Premier League, Messi has never scored in it.
-Heskey undoubtedly has a larger cock than Messi.
-Heskey is black, Messi isn't.
-Heskey's feet are size 15, Messi's are a tiny size 10.
-Emile's shots go out for throw-ins, Messi's don't.
-Heskey's bitch is sexier than Messi's bitch.
-Heskey misses a lot because he doesn't want to upset the goalkeepers feelings, Messi just scores all the time because he's a twat.
-Heskey has played in more World Cups than Messi.
-Emile has played for more clubs than Messi, meaning he is more versatile.
-Heskey has been bought for bigger transfers fee than Messi ever has.
-Heskey quite clearly has a better haircut than Messi.
-Messi played shit in the Champions League Semi Final against Chelsea, Heskey didn't.
-Heskey has never had a bad game in La Liga, Messi has.
-Heskey weighs much more than Messi, making him the better man.
-Heskey's head is infinitely bigger than Messi's.
-Messi is one ugly little shit, whereas Heskey even gives straight guys a boner.
-Heskey can play without Xavi and Iniesta.
-Heskey changes clubs regularly, as he wants to give everyone a chance with his brilliance, Messi just stays at Barcelona.
-Heskey has better strength, heading accuracy and aggression on FIFA 12 (the only attributes that matter).
-Heskey has played more times in the Euro's than Messi.
-Messi has never made a girl orgasm, Heskey does by simply staring into a womens eyes.
-Heskey's middle name is 'William Ivanhoe', which is far better and cooler than Messi's middle name 'Andrés'.
-Heskey has had shit managers such as Alex Mecleish and Steve Bruce, whereas Messi has had Pep Guardiola.
-Heskey can play at Centre Back, Messi can't.
-Heskey has more pubic hairs than Messi has goals.
-Heskey hits his shots into row Z because he's a nice guy and wants to interact with the supporters.
-Heskey has kids, Messi doesn't because he can't score off the pitch.
-Messi earns more than Heskey, meaning he is greedier and therefore a prick.
everytime I wish we had a decent striker I remember this decision not to sign Smeltz. Believe it was craig deans who said he was overated.
DEANS OUT - MIDDLEBY OUT
I hope he likes prison food.......and penis
excellent logic.
i think its the same logic Branko used when signing jesic
fox sports tweeting:
BREAKING: @foxsports_news can confirm former England striker Emile Heskey has signed a one-year deal with @newcastlejetsfc #HAL #foxfootball
http://www.foxsports.com.au/football...-1226476888791
I griff this heskey
Last edited by hauss; 19-09-2012 at 02:09 PM. Reason: to support our new player
we shouldn't settle at this.
lets go and get griff now to, make him marquee and heskey international marquee its simple. make it happen jerks.
imagine harpergasms when heskey feeds griff for goals.
this is hilarious
heil heskey
Griff I hope this works.
I am losing my shit. This better be confirmed soon.
now get Griff.
Good mate. Well psyched to watch another a-league season on crappy online streams!It's me old mate Steve
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