dam when I saw #welcomemorten I thought we'd sign this bloke
dam when I saw #welcomemorten I thought we'd sign this bloke
Originally Posted by militiamon
16 goals in the past 6 years, no thanks.
Already signed. Tough luck Mr Postman!
And that records on par with the Jets anyway, so he could double our output.
to be fair, that's about all that our entire team has scored in the last six years.
Hard to get excited about it. But a signing is a signing. And in an area we need improvement in. Even if he's shit 2/3 aint bad and works for the Jets
This, underwhelming. As if I expected anything different.
Fvck me, aren't we a bunch of negative cunce..
Not happy when we don't sign anyone, not happy when we do.. haha..
Where is VikingJet when we need, to give us some insider info on him..
We could sign Messi tomorrow and the haterz would moan that he was past his best.
will walk this league, hand us the trophy right now ffa cunce
From Danish 2nd division to us. Not many goals in last 6-7 years. Short. 3 international goals. 2 against Liechtenstein. Can't believe I spelt it without spell check.
Trifunovic - Vic
Mortenson - Morty
Welcome to the Vic and Morty show. At least it will be good for a laugh.
Signed for shorter than a guest player stint. Means that Miller is either not convinced or wants Morts to prove himself first.
Certainly has experience and was a prolific scorer at one point in his career. We needed an experienced striker and now we have one, let's see how this pans out. Not a lot of risk considering we are running 2nd to last.
Any trade for Carney can now not include Tavres. Would prefer midfielders like Grant or O'Neill now than attackers
ftfy
six month contract smart move as he is essentially playing for a permanent stay and if doesnt work out can still sign someone else in the off season well done Scotty (DID I JUST PRAISE MILLER WTF)
Plays 9 or 10, likes to run into the box from deep. Sounds like Morts will play 10 and an option to put pressure on Trifunovic.
Jets are also trialling Joeys striker Cameron Joice
Short term signing means he can come in and impress everyone and no doubt sign for a much more successful club next season.
We are basically trialing him for Sydney FC next year.
WE DON'T DO WALKING AWAY !
Can do bicycle kicks.
Takes us back to the glory days of Graham Heys and Tom Haythornthwaite!
Free Agent, nuff said.
Morten Nordstrand is a quality striker and has faced defenders throughout his career a lot more talented than the shit he will be up against in the A-League.
I'm quietly confident he will suprise a few people.
I've only ever heard the name Morten once, in a joke when I was about 12, funnily enough it was at holiday coaching clinic run be the Breakers.....
Two mates, Peter and Morten are driving down the Highway in the dead of night from Coffs To Newy
Morten turns to Peter and says, Peter - I need to take a dump.
Peter says, "mate, we've just passed the Port Macquarie Turnoff you'll have to wait till Kew
They get to Kew, but everything is shut, so Peter drives on - Coopernook Pub will be open.
Morten is grimacing in pain, but Peter refuses to pullover on the side of the Highway in the middle of the night.
At Coopernook the pub is closed and the old Shell Servo is abandoned.
Peter drives on "Taree! Morten we'll stop at Taree"
All Morten could muster was "hurry the **** up"
When they finally pull into the 24hr service station at Taree, Morten is out of the car before it even stops moving and runs like the clappers round the back of the servo, crashes through the door and sits down to take a shit.
Peter waits in the car.
10 minutes later - no Morten.
20 minutes later - no Morten.
30 minutes later - still no Morten.
Peter gets out of the car, crosses the carpark, dodges the drunken teenagers Taree is famous for and heads towards the toilet door.
That's when he hears it.....
a loud, blood-curling scream coming from the bathroom.
A few moments after that, another loud scream reverberates through the air.
Peter pushes the door open, to find Morten sitting, trembling in fear and pain
“What’s all the screaming about? and why the hell are you taking so long?"
Peter! Exclaims Morten “I’m just sitting here on the toilet taking a shit, and every time I try to stand up, something grabs me by the ball and pulls me back down.”
Peter turns on the light and starts laughing hysterically, Morten you ****wit, you're sitting on a mop bucket"
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