Emile Heskey

[Grunta]

To be honest I cannot see Heskey scoring 50 goals for us the season. He's probably good for 25 goals a season

I agree Dunster, therefore we ask ourselves "is he worth it"

[Bluebeard]

I have been on the Jets on line store and was disappointed by the lack of Heskey merchandise available.
With Heskey mania growing on a weekly basis I would like to see a Heskey, esky range of goods.

Imagine sitting in your back yard on a lovely warm evening or weekend afternoon and reaching down to a Hesky, esky, removing a cold beer (a number 9 Hesky beer) brewed & bottled in the Hunter special edition & plonking it in a Hesky stubby holder and opening it with a Hesky bottle opener.

The possible design of the esky would be the main container being blue and red with the Jets logo, with the lid being in gold with the smiling face of Emile.

Come on jets I am cashed up and want to spend

[Portillo]

I have been on the Jets on line store and was disappointed by the lack of Heskey merchandise available.
With Heskey mania growing on a weekly basis I would like to see a Heskey, esky range of goods.

Imagine sitting in your back yard on a lovely warm evening or weekend afternoon and reaching down to a Hesky, esky, removing a cold beer (a number 9 Hesky beer) brewed & bottled in the Hunter special edition & plonking it in a Hesky stubby holder and opening it with a Hesky bottle opener.

The possible design of the esky would be the main container being blue and red with the Jets logo, with the lid being in gold with the smiling face of Emile.

Are you sure your not just an alcoholic?

[Jetmaster]

I have been on the Jets on line store and was disappointed by the lack of Heskey merchandise available.
With Heskey mania growing on a weekly basis I would like to see a Heskey, esky range of goods.

Imagine sitting in your back yard on a lovely warm evening or weekend afternoon and reaching down to a Hesky, esky, removing a cold beer (a number 9 Hesky beer) brewed & bottled in the Hunter special edition & plonking it in a Hesky stubby holder and opening it with a Hesky bottle opener.

The possible design of the esky would be the main container being blue and red with the Jets logo, with the lid being in gold with the smiling face of Emile.

Come on jets I am cashed up and want to spend

Sorta like this ??

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4j22OeCEAE9uKE.jpg

[sammydog]

We would have 22,000 members if that was the membership kit.

[Raw Boned Youngster]

Maybe the smiling face could have a protruding tooth that could be used as a bottle opener.
That would be pretty Newie.

Actually, why not a 3D image of Emile that covered all of the esky?
Underneath, for example, you would find Emile's buttocks. By simple flipping the esky, you could insert the stubbie , twist, and the lid would come off.
Similar things could be done with eye socket ( on lid ) , belly button ( front / middle ) , arm pit ( side ) etc.
Depending on the score in the game, fans could choose the appropriate orifice to open the bottle.

[MFKS]

Sorta like this ??

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4j22OeCEAE9uKE.jpg

Hey Jetmaster when can you start production of these little wonders of joy in light of HSG's failure to provide the fans with what they want??

Be magic if you could fill the void HSG have left so we were all able to turn up to the games with our very own Heskey Esky

[Superdylan]

Lols the heskeys bitch chant has made 69,000 YouTube views

[seldom]

Sorta like this ??

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4j22OeCEAE9uKE.jpg

lol...that's quality

[Jetmaster]

Hey Jetmaster when can you start production of these little wonders of joy in light of HSG's failure to provide the fans with what they want??

Be magic if you could fill the void HSG have left so we were all able to turn up to the games with our very own Heskey Esky

Actually not my doing.....it was off Aaron Kearney's Twitter at the start of the season !

[Portillo]

Australian Newcastle Jets vs Sydney Victory!

http://www.thisisleicestershire.co.u...ail/story.html

[plague]

I have no idea what this is.

[Superdylan]

One of the strangest things I have come across on YouTube.

[q-money]

why were you jacking to it pal?

[WolfMan]

why were you jacking to it pal?

[Portillo]

Interview with Heskey.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20363054

[belchardo]

feeling a hat-trick for emile today.

[Jetmaster]

feeling a hat-trick for emile today.

Needs to now to get ahead of McBean...

[pv4]

holy shit

heskey actually did a heskeytime face irl



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[Portillo]

Heskey’s form suggests that Aussie league is a similar level to England’s League Two but the poor standard hasn’t stopped fans turning up in their droves to support the former England international.

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2012/11...py-down-under/