Originally Posted by
Charman
So I threw uncle Vaughn in the Voxhaul and headed up to Maitland's only worthy tourist attraction. 1st grade kick off and Azzuri borrowed a team from N.L Eagles AA E grade due to the fact they were missing at least 1 regular. Both clubs wear blue so why not? It took 20 secs before Bolwanka had to be reminded they were playing football not "footy" and they weren't quite sure about that. Bolwanka spread N.L open like a college girl on GGW and opened the scoring with a neat finish at 25mins. Bolwanka had to be reminded again before 1/2 time which code they were playing as a defender tried to catch a ball on the line. N.L pen, step up Peru after sucking a winny red to slot it home. 1-1 half time. 2nd half and N.L had plenty of possession only to show the patience of a certain Korean dictator and continue to turn over cheap ball in the rush to push forward, I suppose when you've scored more often then Scotty off Jordy Shore why not. Early goal ensued. It then went back and forth with yellow cards aplenty and after 76 minutes of injury time N.L were declared winners. Queue red card to the grub of the year, Bolwanka LB. you all know him, he's the fat f--k who is shit and would struggle to play ressies at Mayfield. After the whistle mind you. N.L 2-1 victors. Not bad for a team with 1 guy out.