Every post I ever see from you seems to sound like an old bitter man that can never say anything positive. I could be wrong, you might be a bloody young pup under 30 or 40 even that's really happy and I'm just way off the mark. Happy to accept if I'm wrong.
Also kind of creeped out to think you have been checking out my arse. Not sure what a short arse might look like, but I think you got the wrong guy.
Have a fabulous Thursday, young fella!






