"Australia’s most effervescent young talent is already back"
"Having received a glowing pass mark by Cugat"
"Whilst Socceroos coach Graham Arnold is itching to reintegrate Arzani into his World Cup calculations"
I need a shower just reading that. The writer 100% has a shrine in his spare room that would shine like the sun if you ever put a Black-light on it.
Also, how the fudge do you get a glowing pass mark? That literally impossible, guy truly is the chosen one.