I forgot to tip.
F me.
So tomorrow I'll tip
Dudley 3-0 Kotara
Bero 1-3 WB
The Bad Boy of ZPL Will McMaster with a masterclass against Tarro Hellas Hexham Azzurri
3-0 firsts
Tarro Azzuri vs Swansea
1sts 0-3
2nds 3-2
3rds 3-0 (forfeit)
The Swans have ‘got away’ with a solid performance against Azzuri. The ZPL bad boy Will McMaster is at it again with a man of the match performance, ruining the tips of THEBIGCHEESE and The Hacker scoring a hatrick at Tarro proclaiming himself as the Tarro Terminator. He went off the pitch in the 2nd half with an injury. The Tarro Terminator then stated his back was sore from carrying the team.
Supporters of Swansea were incredibly disappointed with his poor goal celebrations and with the result as he will be talking about this for the rest of the season.
In other news No.66 for Azzuri could not execute his orders and was unfortunately stuck in the pocket of Sam ‘The Hitman’ Hudson. Thankfully The Hitman removed him after the game and allowed him to go back to his family.
It’s all going down at Swansea this last week.
Maybe the Debt collector can confirm the rumours as he knows all the Swansea gossip. Swansea 3rd grade got canned due to lack of players. They have been struggling all season for numbers borrowing players from other grades to fill in some 35’ at times. Third also don’t have a coach either. Hard to get motivated to play under those conditions.
Water logged field dramas last week.
Will McMaster scoring for fun.
Reserve grade have gone backwards after winning the comp last year.
#Kocass out
Correct, forfeited due to lack of players. Unlucky year with injuries with 15 currently for the weekend just played and 1 suspension.
Thirds have a coach.
Due to the injuries in all grades 2nds haven’t been able to field the same team on the pitch all season so it’s a struggle with consistency. Plus the ZPL bad boy, the superstar Laviesta and ‘The Enforcer’ Mark Fromson were promoted into first grade due to the expertise of Ko-Cass.
#GregtheGoat
Last edited by The Debt Collector; 27-06-2021 at 03:44 PM.
Lol the Goat - in my experience on the Coast, couldn’t coach pigs to be dirty.
Great to see young Wil hitting his straps after all these years. I had a bit to do with his development many years ago. Even as a wee lad, he had an uncanny knack of hitting the net.
2019 - Swansea win the competition
2020 - Finished 2nd in the covid cup with 1 point off first.
2021 - Currently 2nd with a game in hand.
With the injuries to key players Swansea have had this year and everyone writing them off at the start of the season, to be in this position I’d say he’s doing a pretty good job.
#GregtheGoat
Having seen the Zpl in action a few times this season you mustn’t be much of a coach yourself the bad boys antics are an embarrassment to the sport slapping the ground and whinging. Grade 3 carry on.
Looking at the results over the seasons Clearly ko-cass has some idea, maybe he has some talent available but results don’t lie.
Hey CB settle down son, take it easy.
YouÂ’re being a bit harsh on young Will - the lad can play and knows where the goals are to be fair. He was scoring 30-40 goals a season when I had him as a young boy - I think one season he scored 70 odd. HeÂ’s prone to the odd tantrum but when youÂ’re banging them in like that, gee cut him some slack CB.
CB - also nothing personal from me against the Goat. Had a bit to do with him back in the day on the Coast - nice fella. But like I said, couldnÂ’t coach pigs to be dirty.
For SwanseaÂ’s and young WillÂ’s sake, letÂ’s hope the Goat can continue to get the best out of Will.
Ok. Debt collector.
Question to you is only having why do you only 15 blokes available for three grades. You must be the unluckiest club in Newcastle to have 25 blokes injured at the same time.