I know he had 4 when the last went in.
Jets down 2-0 after 25mins
Phoenix got a penalty for a soft handball. Ball crossed in hit defenders arm from 2-3 yards away. Then 5 mins later some sloppy work at the back allowed striker to race away and finish well.
Jets were poor until this stage and I was scratching my head as to how phoenix were 2 up cause they were even worse.
Being 2-0 down seem to do the trick and the Jets overturned the 2-0 defecit to take a 3-2 lead in the last 10 mins of the first half
First goal came from a Nick Cowburn Free Kick. Absolute pearler and Beckhamesque .
Then the Fapfest started. Kale drove home into the bottom corner after a dribble and shot from outside the box
Then Kale won a penalty after getting 1-1 with the keeper he went round him and was dragged down. Deadset red card but only yellow issued. Kale dusted himself off to bury the spotkick
Second half and Jets were on top and won a second penalty after about 60mins. Finlayson had a shot that smacked the bar. Kale following up and about to tap into the empty net was fouled from behind. Phoenix bloke given straight red.
Kale buried the penalty to complete the hatty
Gypo traitor came on then and done **** all.May have jogged at some stage
Jets continued to dominate and started butchering chances with poor final balls and blokes wanting to get on the scoresheet by shooting when it weren't on
With about 10mins to go Kale bagged his 4th of the night with a shot the keeper parried but the power was too much and it still went in
With the 90mins up Remo got on the scoresheet with a finish from a tight angle
Barely 2 minutes later and it was 7 The ground announcer gave it to Remington though it was ****ing dark down there but I thought Kale got the touch to the cross.
That ground was a ****ing joke. FMD.
Credit to Phoenix for running out of food at HT FMD
U23's Jets 2-1
U19's Jets 4-2
U17's 1-1 draw
Better go have a shower and get the jizz out of my hair