i ain't not a dorkusOriginally Posted by Gary Fish
i ain't not a dorkus
The Ex...
root her best friend
Will get aids
WGMG?
The Dept of Fair Trading
I do bookwork for a p!ssant food co-op and these wankers want their pound of flesh with all the paperwork etc.
You know, crossed t's and dotted lower case j's... Had some idiot down there saying "our Auditor didn't do the right report".
I used the Treasurer from the Cookers Juniors and quite frankley, with his experience as an Auditor in both England and here,
he could tell these dickheads how to Audit. Probably could write a book on the subject. Got that fixed.
Then, there was one sheet with a Directors statement that didn't have a date on it.
So phucking what. I ran it through the printer with the correct date at the bottom of the AGM date and posted it back off to Bathurst
10 days before the 5mth 28 day cut off after your AGM deadline. Plenty of time. Job done....or so I though.
Received a letter yesterday saying we have an Overdue Annual Report. Fines apply...bla bla bla
In the future, do not people, I repeat, do not refer to these wankers at the DoFT as anything but:
The Department of Fools and Tools
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/hea...-1226559353948
why the youth of today (especially those who go to the gym) are horrible
Bloody hell..
I don't think I can eat the amount that I want to vomit after reading through that list of Top 50 songs..
None of those songs are on my list. I haven't heard of half of them!
enjoy your lynrd skynrd collection old timer
Actually Q Man I would rather be listening to "Old Timer" Music rather than the shit the Yoof today listen to.
Not personally a big fan of those inbred hicks who died in a plane crash.
Thank god they weren't Australia otherwise that song would have been Sweet Home Long Jetty or something along those lines
can't help but have a chuckle at that!
Whenever I'm back in the east, the car radio goes to WSFM as a default
there are some dead set honking tracks in that list (i.e. most of them)
i'm the cat with the bass and drum
goin round like bom bom bom
OK
People who don't wave when you let them in while you're driving
Sitting at red lights with a pile of cars going in other directions also sitting at red lights. Yet some bloke 500m away comes toddling down the road to a green light that has been on forever for NO ONE.
Feel like it is some elaborate plot to send you into a postal worker interstate killing spree when that happens
Waking up to a temp of -9, it's snowing and having to walk to university GMFG big time.
must be a bit chilly for skirts over there at the moment
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