People from Morisset never had Pots or Kettles either. Lets not get too ahead of ourselves now shall we?Quote:
Originally Posted by Frodo
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People from Morisset never had Pots or Kettles either. Lets not get too ahead of ourselves now shall we?Quote:
Originally Posted by Frodo
You can steal anything if you live close enough to Gosford. I'm pretty sure the closer you get to the centrelink in Gosford the stronger your 'Drongo' powers become. Once you hit Wyong you grow speed-dealers and by the time you've hit the stadium a cigarette magically appears behind both ears and you have the urge to find some hubcaps to 'pimp out' your caravan.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roundball Enthusiast
Na not really. Not directed at you just see a bunch of 10 year olds on here shit bagging a guy they've never met before. I personally do know Lowey. Is an absolute legend of a bloke. As Grimario mentioned before he's an opinion piece writer. Of course he isn't going to go to town on his mate. There's parts I agree with him each week and there's parts I don't. Of course the Jets are shit. But that would make for a pretty ****ing boring column each week wouldn't it. We are already subjected to 90mins of boring tripe each week. Why extend this.Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
The way you have described that.. I actually pictured Jones the entire way through.. He would be perfect to coach the gypos..Quote:
Originally Posted by Frodo
The players are probably nice blokes too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wilso8948
Yep I know what you're getting at but they have a hell of a lot more control in how the team plays each week then an opinion writer at the Herald.Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
Criticism of Lowey writing a column is as warranted as criticism of a player during a game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wilso8948
I don't care much to judge either group but people are applying their sensibilities to both and that's totally warranted (prob right up until the point that someone has a go at them doing their job, then it all gets a bit 'unfair').
These two comments are one of your best! Love the trolling. Keep up the good work.Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
Oh man, one day you guys are gonna actually read my posts and learn that dirty little secret.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wilso8948
But if you ain't interested in reading them then onwards and upwards I guess.
Nudging by how accomodating they are to rival players and rival fans you probably right.Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
Not enough cunce in the squad
Na. I read them. You can sleep at night now.Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
Ok, but ya gotta promise me that if you're gonna misinterpret them, be like the Member and dial it up to 11.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wilso8948
Much more fun that way.
Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to cancel my personalised Jets 'Thwaite' jersey.
Na. You judge everyone and no one uses sensibilities in this place.Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
See, this is a hot take the good Member would be proud of.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wilso8948
Just don't waste it all now, there's a looooooong off season coming up.
Now ima let you have the last word on this then we gotta get back on topic.
Whilst we were talking we probably missed out on 3 more pretend player signings.
Georgevski posted on Instagram confirming hes leaving MV
Doesn't mean he coming here thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by OmeletteDuFromage
Yes it does.Quote:
Originally Posted by MFKS
http://www.theherald.com.au/story/45...o-jets/?cs=306
1. Were definatly paying huge overs but he is a good signingQuote:
Originally Posted by Grimario
2.Jones comments about people wanting to come here cause of our style football. Players must love losing by multiple goals cause we 100% cannot play out from the back or play possession football and our counter attacking football has been sussed and doesnt work anymore.
How do you know what we are paying him? What a stupid first comment!Quote:
Originally Posted by StannyCFCJET
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Jones
When we have been under pressure and needed someone to step up, no one has been able to.
atta boy coach.
get as many of them as possible under the bus.
clown.
Why else would he leave a team that is winning things to a team that is gonna win the spoon. MONEY DURRQuote:
Originally Posted by leftrightout
Looks like he isQuote:
Originally Posted by MFKS
No wonder no one is playing for himQuote:
Originally Posted by plague
Hey good on himQuote:
Originally Posted by plague
He just calling a spade a spade
Coming on the back of two ****ing hidings what you want him to say??
He ain't skirting round the issue
If the ****s who call themselves professional footballers can't handle it it because the truth hurts
This Georgio/Santo guy goes ok until......he dons the 3jets anchor badge, then lets see how good his is
Bloke went studs up on Mitch Nichols kneeQuote:
Originally Posted by hawk
****ing legend
But when he does that here many will call him a cvnt for letting the team downQuote:
Originally Posted by MFKS
He didn't even get sent for it eitherQuote:
Originally Posted by hawk
He's been on the bench for the last two seasons more or less.
Hey I'm with ya Member.Quote:
Originally Posted by MFKS
Blokes approach seems to be on point.
I mean, look how successful it's all going.
Ace.
He doesn't play for Sydney or Melbourne anymore. He'll get sent from next year on...Quote:
Originally Posted by MFKS
But he onto somethingQuote:
Originally Posted by plague
Goes and signs the bloke who decided to knee cap Bitch Nichols
Trying to sign the bloke who headbutted Manny Muscat
Thats like two of the biggest Hutcho like wankers in the HAL and we trying to sign the blokes prepared to deal with them
#FullMongrel
we gonna be the grittiest and mongrelest team in the league.Quote:
Originally Posted by MFKS
As opposed to being the weakest softest bunch of losers rolling over and getting ****ed in the arse without lubricant like we are right now??Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
Hey
Jones In
actually i think this is a masterstroke from Jones.
hear me out:
he (so far) 'seems' to have failed in most measurable areas.
so instead of trying to get better at things like 'scoring' and 'defending' of which we have metrics to judge his performance against other teams, he is going off the reservation so to speak and just being the grittiest and mongrelest team in the comp.
and until the stat NERDY NERDZ come up with a way to measure it, and compare it to other teams, he can just claim victory.
what a smart dude.
JONES IN.
We've always been the dirtiest team in the league.Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
The stats are called "fouls conceded" and" yellow/red cards gained". We're always up there.
I wouldn't define us as dirty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roundball Enthusiast
We give away a lot of soft fouls ourselves and we also seem to find refs who like to ping us for shit other teams get away with
It very rare we get a bloke sent for grubby violence etc
Who said he left Victory? Maybe he was just not re-signed?Quote:
Originally Posted by StannyCFCJET
Victory have a lot of young players coming through all the time and with their squad maybe saw the opportunity to spend the money better (i.e less on a young defender to help keep someone or strengthen another area). We could be paying him exactly the same amount as victory were, would that be considered way over? Who knows, i don't know what Victory or we are paying him!
I am just impressed the club said 'we want him' and then we managed to sign him.
Normally this dance takes a horrible turn early on and we ended up signing the last bloke left with an eye patch and his shirt on backwards singing the spiderman theme tune at everyone who looks at him.
Let's get back to finding a strong midfielder now.