He’s got some football boots
He’s quite hirsute
You know I read it in a website ezine
Lawrie’s at the Jets

Seriously, you guys don't know how lucky you are getting LM - presuming you do. He'd have to be one of the best qualified people in Australia to run a football club. And he's actually a football man, rather than a dilettante businessman who wouldn't mind rubbing elbows with a couple of thousand ego-strokers every weekend until he gets bored.

As soon as you meet him you'll be turned around. That I guarantee.