I need to pick the shittest team in one of the conference divisions (or whatever the **** they're called) just so I can prove how non-plasticy I am… **** it, I've been following Man Utd since 95 and proud of it. Cantona's my hero and I've finally found a biography of his worth reading… I'd like to have been around since the 60's to follow them and be a "real" fan but since I'm only 30, it's out of my control.

I certainly hope the Jets don't start winning title after title… I'd hate to become a plastic Jets fan as well.