Birds

[pv4]

Birds are slowly but surely destroying the lives of us humans for their own takeover.

Take, for example, former Socceroo Adam Sarota.

https://www.fourfourtwo.com.au/news/...degrees-431207

My left ankle was completely 90 degrees. If you look at a clock, it was facing nine o’clock

90 degrees, my fellow humans.

But HOW does this link to Birds, you ask? His club at the time:

[belchardo]

some of them are very good at hiding. the new zealand storm petrel hid for 150 years until some photographers snapped a few shots of them. since then, scientists have been fighting back and managed to plant some spytrackers on a few of the dumber ones who led them to their breeding places...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_storm_petrel

i should cross-post to the forza science thread to recognise the patriotic efforts of these intrepid scientists.

[hawk]

3 pages and not one. Any aussies in here? seriously

[Jeterpool]

3 pages and not one. Any aussies in here? seriously

Says the man with the username "HAWK"

[plague]

Says the man with the username "HAWK"

Holy shit, ONE OF THEM HAS BEEN LIVING AMONGST US ALL THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!

[hawk]

hmmm, some noobs not in on the old Foz 1.0?

[Jeterpool]

hmmm, some noobs not in on the old Foz 1.0?

You've not put your old Hawkeye picture up. I saw the opportunity. I took it

[Jetmaster]

They are promiscuous...

[The Dunster]

[The Dunster]

[hawk]

not quite

[pv4]

The Confeds Cup is all a front. Check out the Russian Football Union logo:

[plague]

The Confeds Cup is all a front. Check out the Russian Football Union logo:

Clearly a vehicle to funnel mob money and petro dollars into equipping the bird army that will eventually start the war on humans.

[pv4]

Anyone watch the movie The Dark Crystal when younger (I know Bon did) and be absolutely fxxxing petrified of the Skeksis?



According to their wiki page they are "part reptile, part predatory bird, part dragon".

Jim Henson is an actual monster for creating these things.

Actually, on the topic of Jim Henson, he gave us the ultimate predator in Big Bird:



And the party pooper killjoy bird from The Muppets, Sam the Eagle:

[Bon]

Anyone watch the movie The Dark Crystal when younger (I know Bon did) and be absolutely fxxxing petrified of the Skeksis?

You just HAD to post a picture of the evil ****ers, didn't you???

[plague]

Notice how in superhero movies birds are always the bad guys and never the hero.

Hollywood knows.

[belchardo]

Notice how in superhero movies birds are always the bad guys and never the hero.

Hollywood knows.

but they're fighting against that...

Birdman
Hawkeye from the Avengers
Robin (sidekick to batman, but all the stuff we are revealing about birds makes you wonder if he really is the brains behind the duo)

[pv4]

Robin (sidekick to batman, but all the stuff we are revealing about birds makes you wonder if he really is the brains behind the duo)

So what you're saying is the true enemy is Jospeh Gordon-Levitt..

[plague]

but they're fighting against that...

Birdman
Hawkeye from the Avengers
Robin (sidekick to batman, but all the stuff we are revealing about birds makes you wonder if he really is the brains behind the duo)

Counter point:

Hawkeye, not a real bird, has no actual superpowers. HOLLYWOOD WILL NORMALISE YOU WITH OUR SCRIPTWRITING!!!

Robin: Zac Snyder murdered him before he even got on screen.
Also, Zac Snyder murders everybody.

Birdman: never watched it. YOU CANT MAKE ME LIKE THE BIRD BECAUSE OF YOUR QUICK EDITS AND UNDERLYING ISSUES MICHAEL KEATON!!!!

[plague]

Also, villain in new Spiderman movie is 'Vulture'.

Hollywood looks like it has made a truly terrible movie therefore hopefully ending the careers of both annoying Spidy guy and all future bird villains.

Brilliant strategy.