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Day 1

Got up Thursday 29th May with a million things to do. Surprisingly knocked them over at a good rate and come just after midday was being picked up by the old man from the Kotaro Sth abode and dropped at Cardiff trained station. A show of public affection later and I was on my way.

Decided to be clever and move along the platform to be at the front of the train.

City Rail 1-Mfks 0
They installed a railing to prevent access so I had to go back

City Rail 2 Mfks 0
They then ****ed me by only putting 4 carriages on so I had to walk 70 metres back to the train anyway

City Rail 3 Mfks 0
Train packed and I spent the entire trip to Central sharing a seat with my suitcase rammed up my arse
My fault for not taking into account it being dole day and Gypos being on the prowl

City Rail 4 Mfks 0
They made us arrive on Platform 4 and had parked a train in front of my train so had a nice long walk to the connecting airport train on platform 23

Got to 23 and straight on and 15mins later at Airport. Come up escalators and straight out door to hotel 60m away. Must say impressed by soundproof of hotel as you couldn’t hear the planes unless you went outside on the balcony

Spent the night familiarising myself with my luggage and downloading copious amounts of free porn thanks to the free WiFi bandwidth

Did duck out for a feed at Ronald McDonald’s as I wasn’t interested in paying $40-$50at the restaurant hotel for a main.
Whilst at the airport did a bit of reconnaissance work to clarify where I needed to head the next morning.

Tucked in early at 9pm for sleep