Quote Originally Posted by Bon View Post
Balotelli.. I can't work out if I love him or hate him...

+1 - Can score goals.
-1 - Often can't score goals.
-1 - Burns his own house down with fireworks.
-1 - Has major issues putting on a training bib and eventually needs assistance getting it on.
-1 - Is Italian and rivals Cristiano "Sooky Pants" Ronaldo in petulance..
+1 - Allegedly dresses up in a Santa Suit and drives around Manchester in his Lambourghini throwing out euros..
+1 - Has an insanely hot Mrs.
+1 - Gets stuck in to Joey Barton and tells him where to go.

I just can't work out if he is stupidly arrogant, or arrogantly stupid.
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