Business class is my preferred option..........
Business class is my preferred option..........
Dare to Zlatan
Originally Posted by Grimario
He won't make that mistake at Newcastle since our team is full of number 2's.
Yeah see i hear this a lot.
But
You say you are free to get up when you want but you also have to get up when either of the other 2 passengers wants to get up. And trust me, I don't give a shit if you're eating or asleep, if Plague wants to go pee pee your ass is getting out of that seat.
Window only moves when window wants to move. Window dictates terms.
Also, as boring as the view out the window might get at night, it's better than staring at crotch or ass in your face all flight from people standing up getting shit out of the overhead.
Also this precious extra space of the aisle is crap as you are always having to tuck your leg in whenever someone trudges past or the drinks cart makes an appearance.
Listen man, I know it's cool to be the aisle guy, but window rules the flight. It's a fact.
Window dictates terms??
If the bloke in the aisle seat i a a fat **** and knocked out by medication and don't stir when you decide to wake him explain what you going to do beside piss your pants??
Your window seat requires the aisle seat to comply with your requests
That the man who have the power.
He is free to get up when he wants you on the other hand are reliant on 1 possibiliy 2 people complying with your requests to let you pass
So who has the power??
As for the aisle use for extra room well you do have to move when carts or people come past but it is free real estate that is yours to use and not available to you on the window
I wouldn't leave my legs out there the entire time. Just everyone and then throw them out there
Yeah as for viewing arse or crotch at close range that easy to deal with. Either look at your monitor or I can look out your ****ing window
Now moving along to the important stuff.
When is it OK to recline
As far as I am concerned as soon as the first meal is over and cleaned up it is going back the full way. To the **** behind me they can deal with it
Look man in all my years of flying I've never not been able to get a mother****er to get up when I want out.
Your medicated overweight straw man doesn't work round me.
and trust me I'm prepared to piss on another human being if a have to. Having the will to urinate on someone gives me absolute power. Plus, a urine soaked stubborn bastard refusing to get up will still be in the wrong according to all FAA and societies rules.
As for reclining.
Firstly let me congratulate you on bringing up the best question on the Foz since Biraz v BK. You are a genius.
The answer is interesting.
Any flight sub 3 hours is a def no.
If it's an overnight flight I'm with you as once the meal is done and it's night time then there is an acceptance than reclining will happen.
Any other circumstances and be warned that reclining in front of me will result in my tray being put up and down very violently at least once every 3 mins until you learn some manners.
With you there on the reclining plague.
Tbh my rule with reclining is I do whatever the person in front of me does. I can handle no inclination unless the person in front of me does - then I consider it the domino effect and if I'm hit up about it from behind I blame the guy in front of me
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The Down Down Coles ads!!!!.... ....arrrrrgh
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Last edited by lquiquer; 20-07-2016 at 11:16 PM.
Dare to Zlatan
Originally Posted by Grimario
He won't make that mistake at Newcastle since our team is full of number 2's.
People who, when approaching stopped traffic, start braking hundreds of meters out and slowly creep along to pull up behind them.
The Championship Chronicles - The Jetstream's review of the 2007/08 season. www.newcastlefootball.net/chronicles
People who see cars stopped at a zebra crossing and run to get across while cars are stopped... if you walk the stopped car can be on its way and the next car will stop, you don't have to run guys!
WE DON'T DO WALKING AWAY !
Taxis. What the **** us the point of them? Uber needs to grow so there industry can **** right off.
Update
Started off a couple of weeks ago
Someone plugged through two of them one night knocking the dividing thing in the centre of the road completely out
As a result you can now drive between the two of them and not go over the ****ers
Then a 3rd went then a 4th.
Finally the last one went and I can now go up and down the hill again without going over one of the ****ers
Ain't grinding my gears any more
Work after a Thursday night away game... with the extra zug (fan only train)
Friday motivation zero.
Amigos Aarau
Football clubs.
The Championship Chronicles - The Jetstream's review of the 2007/08 season. www.newcastlefootball.net/chronicles