2017/18 Squad Thread

[Frodo]

I'm a bit with poor Wilso....stats is just stats. We don't "know" what he is getting paid.
Surely you can find out for us Herald stalkers and kill this argument?

Don't let facts get in the way of this stupidity. We have 3 more months with nothing to do. This is the best we can hope for.

We have a CEO who's scouting network consists of his teledex and whoever his boss send him in a crate once a year. ( A teledex is a paper version of a contacts list for those youngsters on here)

I would eat my Jet shaped hat is Topor isn't on more money than we should have needed to spend on our defence. We were already screwed because we have Boogs, who is rubbish, signed on big coin and past his prime. Add the fact we are a perennial wooden-spoon winning club and we are going to struggle to attract anyone half-decent and not pay through the arse for them.


I just wish we had signed him for a year and then let them both go. Then we go spend the same money on 2 decent defenders aged between 25 and 28 and gave them a year to become a partnership, instead of two old guys trying to earn a coaching/pundits role. We basically have a defence of John Terry and John Terry. They will have great moments but we all know they are passed their used by dates.

[MFKS]

Nope.

You're just doing it wrong.

Plus you obviously don't have the right card.

Topor knows.

I got the right card

I just pass on Newy chicks

Hard to find one under 60 kilos and then when you do have to listen to herself whine in self entitlement despite her personal hygiene being below par she smells like a fishing trawler

I pass on that and focus on those under 60 kilos who don't whine in self entitlement and actually can wash themselves correctly

By doing it this way I don't get bruised thighs when they sit on my lap

Topor be out injured if he don't take care

[WolfMan]

I got the right card

I just pass on Newy chicks

Hard to find one under 60 kilos and then when you do have to listen to herself whine in self entitlement despite her personal hygiene being below par she smells like a fishing trawler

I pass on that and focus on those under 60 kilos who don't whine in self entitlement and actually can wash themselves correctly

By doing it this way I don't get bruised thighs when they sit on my lap

Topor be out injured if he don't take care

Admittedly, it can be hard finding the right woman under 60kegs that isn't suffering from an eating disorder.

You're allowed to be as narrow-minded as you like, but most teenagers weigh more than your cut off.

Perhaps don't skip leg day and you'll be able to support the average-sized woman.

[The Dunster]

I'm not a fan of thin chicks - nothing to grab unless it's a set of bolt-ons [which are hideous], and feels like your fuking a cardboard box.
Thin chicks also lack confidence - because if they were confident they wouldn't be trying to fit an image that the media proposed to them.
Don't get me started about chicks that lift weights / work out- why ? You might as well simply come out of the closet and bang blokes rather than a chick trying to look like a man.

Have I left anyone out ?

[MFKS]

Admittedly, it can be hard finding the right woman under 60kegs that isn't suffering from an eating disorder.

You're allowed to be as narrow-minded as you like, but most teenagers weigh more than your cut off.

Perhaps don't skip leg day and you'll be able to support the average-sized woman.

The ones over 60 kilos are the ones with the eating disorders

They just pile the sugar and fat and other such shit in at excessive levels while balancing it out with very minimal physical activity


The average height for Australian woman is 162 cm

BMI in the healthy category is 50-64 kgs

By my calculations anyone over this which there is plenty of them is overweight

Those under 64 kilos don't have an eating disorder.
They just eat how your suppose to

Those under 40 kilos have the eating disorders from not eating enough

[Wilso8948]

Don't get me started about chicks that lift weights / work out- why ? You might as well simply come out of the closet and bang blokes rather than a chick trying to look like a man.

You don't get to the gym much do you.. if you did you'd see most chicks who lift weights do not even remotely look masculine.
The ones you are thinking of are the 1% that compete.

[Wilso8948]

The ones over 60 kilos are the ones with the eating disorders

They just pile the sugar and fat and other such shit in at excessive levels while balancing it out with very minimal physical activity


The average height for Australian woman is 162 cm

BMI in the healthy category is 50-64 kgs

By my calculations anyone over this which there is plenty of them is overweight

Those under 64 kilos don't have an eating disorder.
They just eat how your suppose to

Those under 40 kilos have the eating disorders from not eating enough

Hahahah **** me no wonder you have to head to Thailand for a root

[MFKS]

Hahahah **** me no wonder you have to head to Thailand for a root

I can get a root whereever I like. This country that country any where

I just don't waste my time on fat chicks over 60 kilos though

Just don't need

[The Dunster]

You don't get to the gym much do you.. if you did you'd see most chicks who lift weights do not even remotely look masculine.
The ones you are thinking of are the 1% that compete.

I've been around plenty of gyms over the years - haven't seen anything I'd want to put my dick into . I just don't like athletic or muscular females - or stick insects for that matter.
It's not just the look - their skin is never as soft to touch and they feel hard rather than supple - which for me at least makes them masculine.

Some people like it and that's fine by me but they do nothing for me. When I see a chick with abs I cringe - it's not a good look.

[Wilso8948]

I love the off season

[MFKS]

I've been around plenty of gyms over the years - haven't seen anything I'd want to put my dick into . I just don't like athletic or muscular females - or stick insects for that matter.
It's not just the look - their skin is never as soft to touch and they feel hard rather than supple - which for me at least makes them masculine.

Some people like it and that's fine by me but they do nothing for me. When I see a chick with abs I cringe - it's not a good look.

I agree with your points as well

Muscular chicks just do nothing for me either

Athleticly shaped females I can cope with

But it come down to personal preference

[pv4]

This conversation is exactly what i want from offseasons.

What i take some form of comfort, i guess, from is there are women in this world as shallow as Member For Sixty Kilos (bow to me, peasants) also:

http://thoughtcatalog.com/nicole-mul...ll-themselves/

[The Dunster]

http://thoughtcatalog.com/nicole-mul...ll-themselves/

Hollywood abs in a syringe.

How bad is it that males are now as piss weak as females and wasting their time submitting to an image profile forced upon them by women's magazines.

Glad I come from a generation where we didn't take anything a woman said seriously unless it meant she was going to be a little late getting dinner ready.

No wonder the Jets can't find footballers with any mongrel in them these days.

Also: We now have women with defective vaginas shifting the blame onto men and calling it pre-mature ejaculation ? ffs really ? Any woman that can't have an orgasm the second a cock goes anywhere near her should be seeking medical advice - not the man who's left evidence all over her leg proving he's perfectly ok.

[plague]

I can get a root whereever I like. This country that country any where*

*that accepts Visa card.

[Bremsstrahlung]

Can we get a "Membah rates the girls" thread where we post girls and membah rates them.
Gonna be the new Sheep Quiz.
Each week, everybody posts a picture of sports women/somewhat famous celeb and membah rates them out of 10. Scores accumulate and the highest wins!

[MFKS]

Hollywood abs in a syringe.

How bad is it that males are now as piss weak as females and wasting their time submitting to an image profile forced upon them by women's magazines.

Glad I come from a generation where we didn't take anything a woman said seriously unless it meant she was going to be a little late getting dinner ready.

No wonder the Jets can't find footballers with any mongrel in them these days.

Also: We now have women with defective vaginas shifting the blame onto men and calling it pre-mature ejaculation ? ffs really ? Any woman that can't have an orgasm the second a cock goes anywhere near her should be seeking medical advice - not the man who's left evidence all over her leg proving he's perfectly ok.

As for women and orgasming

I think that the vast majority of woman actually have no idea on how to ****

Yeah they can lay there or climb on and move about but they not much method or quality to their technique

These women you have to do the work and put in the effort to make them orgasm because they can't achieve it themselves

Then you have your small percentage group who know how to **** and **** you like they auditioning for a porno

There the ones who orgasm

Find me one of these under 60 kilos and we set


It not your fault if a woman don't cum it your fault when you don't cum

Don't forget that actually is the desired end result of your actions

To blow your load

Don't apologise for doing so

[MFKS]

Can we get a "Membah rates the girls" thread where we post girls and membah rates them.
Gonna be the new Sheep Quiz.
Each week, everybody posts a picture of sports women/somewhat famous celeb and membah rates them out of 10. Scores accumulate and the highest wins!

What do it for a couple of weeks get everyone excited and then have someone dissappoint the entire foz by refusing to provide the answers just like WLG did??

[StannyCFCJET]

Don't let facts get in the way of this stupidity. We have 3 more months with nothing to do. This is the best we can hope for.

We have a CEO who's scouting network consists of his teledex and whoever his boss send him in a crate once a year. ( A teledex is a paper version of a contacts list for those youngsters on here)

I would eat my Jet shaped hat is Topor isn't on more money than we should have needed to spend on our defence. We were already screwed because we have Boogs, who is rubbish, signed on big coin and past his prime. Add the fact we are a perennial wooden-spoon winning club and we are going to struggle to attract anyone half-decent and not pay through the arse for them.


I just wish we had signed him for a year and then let them both go. Then we go spend the same money on 2 decent defenders aged between 25 and 28 and gave them a year to become a partnership, instead of two old guys trying to earn a coaching/pundits role. We basically have a defence of John Terry and John Terry. They will have great moments but we all know they are passed their used by dates.

If we had two John Terry's we'd never concede again and every ST in the league would be in the pocket all year

[Bremsstrahlung]

Until the 27th minute.

[belchardo]

seriously mods, can we shut this ****ing conversation about women down? i don't care if everybody is taking the piss, it's pathetic.