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    Quote Originally Posted by belchardo View Post
    seriously mods, can we shut this ****ing conversation about women down? i don't care if everybody is taking the piss, it's pathetic.
    Tbf it's about men too
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    Quote Originally Posted by pv4 View Post
    Tbf it's about men too
    Technically cavemen TBH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by belchardo View Post
    seriously mods, can we shut this ****ing conversation about women down? i don't care if everybody is taking the piss, it's pathetic.
    Don't stress mate. Judging by some of the comments those blokes won't be getting anywhere near a girl in the foreseeable future.

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    Last edited by The Dunster; 17-06-2017 at 05:21 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilso8948 View Post
    Don't stress mate. Judging by some of the comments those blokes won't be getting anywhere near a girl in the foreseeable future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilso8948 View Post
    Don't stress mate. Judging by some of the comments those blokes won't be getting anywhere near a girl in the foreseeable future.
    Lol

    Newsflash

    Woman love dominant men pal

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    The search for a Chinese visa player is over as I have found the player we want - based simply on having the best name in professional sport:

    Chu Wang. He's from the Ledman Portuguese League and is off contract soon.



    https://www.transfermarkt.com/chu-wa...spieler/235976
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    I agree with belchardo, and apologise if I stoked the Member's embers in such a way that led him to explain his weird kilogram-orgasm rule.

    But, without unnecessary sexual diversions, can someone explain the "Newy chick discount", because I'm still confused. The manner in which it was explained here, by the Member and others, suggests it's actually a Newy chick mark-up, in that the good (if you want to view chicks that way) has a higher price (figuratively) than the good would have in other markets.

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    Ffs I love it when I disappear for a week or two
    You want to know why there is literally zero female presence on the foz? It's this discussion right here. Don't care if it's taking the piss or not, how is a n00b or lurker supposed to sift through the bullshit to judge if they are meant to take a group of male's discussion & grading the female body seriously or with a grain of salt? If you want to engage in that sort of rubbish there are plenty of male dominated FB groups where pimply faced teens and 20-something virgin's rate females they have no chance of landing in the first place. It's 2017 lads, not 1977.

    If you think I'm being precious about it, print off the last few pages of this thread and walk up to a random girl in the pub tonight and see how many posts on this subject you can read to her before she sprays your face with CS. That's your "pub test" right there, Liberal voters.
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    Delete the tennis thread too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couscous View Post
    I agree with belchardo, and apologise if I stoked the Member's embers in such a way that led him to explain his weird kilogram-orgasm rule.

    But, without unnecessary sexual diversions, can someone explain the "Newy chick discount", because I'm still confused. The manner in which it was explained here, by the Member and others, suggests it's actually a Newy chick mark-up, in that the good (if you want to view chicks that way) has a higher price (figuratively) than the good would have in other markets.
    The WAG's lay down the law about wanting to be back in their home town with family and friends. The footballer in question [ men doesn't seem like the correct word to use] take a pay cut to come back to Newcastle in an effort to stop the wife's or girlfriends from nagging them to death.

    Why the club doesn't hire the hottest chicks in Newy to actually recruit players rather than use Lawries teledex and so on is beyond belief considering the salary cap benefits we could take advantage of.

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    It's called a relationship/marriage/family.
    Some people care more about their wife, partner, children than they do about themselves. People make compromises, people want their family to be happy, they are doing what they deem neccessary to make that happen.
    If you were in a position to be able to help your parents, wife, children, I'm sure you would. Or maybe not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by furns View Post
    If you think I'm being precious about it, print off the last few pages of this thread and walk up to a random girl in the pub tonight and see how many posts on this subject you can read to her before she sprays your face with CS. That's your "pub test" right there, Liberal voters.
    I'd need to check with the wife first. Not sure she'd be happy with me going to the pub on a Saturday night to chat with random girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bremsstrahlung View Post
    Delete the tennis thread too.
    Oh ffs, with zero interest in tennis I hadn't checked that thread in about a year. At least that thread remained on topic
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dunster View Post
    The search for a Chinese visa player is over as I have found the player we want - based simply on having the best name in professional sport:

    Chu Wang. He's from the Ledman Portuguese League and is off contract soon.



    https://www.transfermarkt.com/chu-wa...spieler/235976
    He certainly has the playing record similar to that of Ma Leilei.
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    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeterpool View Post
    He certainly has the playing record similar to that of Ma Leilei.
    Yes. And we would get him very cheap so wouldn't put much pressure on the salary cap.
    As far as I can see there is simply no Chinese players currently available that would be starting quality.
    Alternatively, we could grab a young up and coming Chinese player from the Ledman stocks and pray they can adapt to the massive cultural shock of living in Newy / Australia.

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    Geez. I go out to dig a few trenches and look what happens in the squad thread. Admittedly our squad wont be reaching the great heights of the past convo.

    The coach might get them playing as an organised group and sneak into playoffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dunster View Post
    I'd need to check with the wife first. Not sure she'd be happy with me going to the pub on a Saturday night to chat with random girls.
    Jesus Christ



    I wouldn't take up Furns offer anyway

    More so because they unlikely to be what I looking for and the exact thing I trying to avoid

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    ok ok ok.

    as the bloke who first brought up the phrase i sincerely apologise for using it.

    but.


    rest assured every definition people have given are complete nonsense and they have no idea what they (or I) are talking about.

    So lets leave it at that, and get back to locking in the true missing piece from our squad, Steve Lustica.



    Also Furns FYI the birds thread is really about actual birds.
    Julia Gillard has given it her blessing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by plague View Post
    Also Furns FYI the birds thread is really about actual birds.
    or is that just what the birds want us to think?????

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