Although I hate the big 6, I do credit that Liverpool have always won things (at least until the end of the 20th century!)

Chelsea are "Johnny come latelys" who only got anywhere when a loony, rich Russian wanted a new toy.

The real Chelsea died when they demolished The Shed and Ron Harris (inventor of the squirrel grip) retired in 1980.



Chopper made John Terry look as gentle as a lamb.