also, along the same lines, but prob doesnt need its own thread:

no one cares when your kid turns 5 months, or 9 months or 6 weeks old.
maybe, just maybe they will give a shit when it turns 1. thats a milestone. but this bullshit about posting gushing photos and "ZOMG I CANT BELIEVE YOURE 8 MONTHS OLD LITTLE LULUBELLE".

oh **** off with all of that shit.