People who taste test gelato before laying down their cash for a cup of the shit.

They are almost as bad as the wankers standing at the bar tasting beers before ordering a schooner.

I've never come across more people so unwilling to take a chance on a $5-$10 investment.

And they are all dressed the same too. Khaki pants, check shirt and a stupid beard.

You know who you are. **** off outta my way when I'm lining up for a beer or a cup of cold stuff for the young bloke.

Tossers.