ive been on a few planes lately, so there has been some movie viewing.

Ant Man and the Wasp: Marvel fanboys are the worst. This movie stinks. But thats ok, because out of 20 odd movies youre allowed to have some stinkers. Like both these Ant Man movies. Just give in and admit they stink, and that some other ones rule. Its ok to do that. Oh and Black Panther sucked.

Jurassic Park Fallen Kingdom: Woof, this was bad. really, the only way to save this franchise is to get the gang from Fast n Furious in to save the Dinosaurs by hauling them off on the back of Mad max style hotted up trucks. Wait, did I just save Hollywood? Yeah probably. Although the CGI Assholesaurus or whatever it is would be a better actor than Vin Diesel.

The Meg: Thank Griff a movie that opens up by saying "this is going to be dumb", and them proceeds to break through that dang glass ceiling. I enjoyed it for what it was. Also, Statham rules and puts in a decent shift every movie......unlike Chris Pratt in that Dino movie who, if you look closely enough, you can see that revolver next to his skull as he recites his lines. Poor dude.


oh, i think Richie Cunninghams kid from the Dino movie is a good sort. but it sucked so much i wanted her to get eaten, SPOILER ALERT she didnt, and will prob be back for more Dinotastic shite.


there were others, but the vodka was kicking in so i cant remember them at the moment.