People that think they are cycling enthusiasts and yet ride poorly maintained piles of dog shit.

How hard is it to lubricate a crank / BB or a chain ? Apparently, a lot harder than owning a dozen or so lycra outfits displaying the names of sponsors these people don't really have.

Cervelo really need to start screening the people buying their bikes as they don't appear to have any money left for a bit of lube or a torque wrench and sockets.