The books were shit - the movies took shit to an entirely different level.
Only thing worse would be the Harry Potter films. They really suck.
The last 45 mins of the third movie was an hour too long.
Admittedly, Donnie Darko is one of my fave films.
BUT come on mate, they were all battling things themselves..
Frodo's latent desires, Samwise's eating disorder, Gandalf's love of the halfings "leaf", Treebeard's dimentia.. (just to name a few)
Possibly worst of all, poor old Legolas couldn't even sink enough turps to get a buzz on..
The last thing they would need is Frank The Bunny giving them a rough time,
Last edited by Bon; 15-11-2018 at 01:20 PM. Reason: edit: didnt want things to be taken the wrong way.
Donnie Darko is a great movie but it wasn't even Jake Gyllenhaals best performance that year. Bubble boy was.
Also, I could have taken that silly Rabbit if he had somehow wandered into Middlearth. Or at least stuck my finger in the closest ring and gone all invisible and stuff.
I went and saw it last weekend and a couple, maybe late 60's/early 70's stormed out muttering "disgusting" when he started kissing blokes.
I'm not entirely sure what movie they were expecting.