Although i hate his stupid face and probably the rest of him too.

Mitch Nichols would be a good pick up for us. 'shudder'...

Knows where the goal is.
Is a massive prick to play against.
Can move around the front 4 when everyone else gets injured.
Is hitting his prime, age wise.
Not good enough for the Socceroos so might get drunk enough to sign for us without his agent knowing about it.
Has a stupid face.