2016/17 Squad Thread

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So our recruitment record under the esteemed leadership of Lawrie McKinna and Mark Jones is

• Offer a contract to Tom Glover and Ante Covic as an injury replacement........and we get rejected

• Sign an injury replacement.........and the FFA has to tell us he is ineligible and must wait until the transfer window

• Offer another contract to Ante Covic..........and we get rejected again

• Ring every local goal keeper in town until one answers the phone to board a plane that evening, so to avoid fielding a 15 year old keeper

• Sign an 18 year old injury replacement from the NYL, albeit has worked out ok

• Offer a 31 year old a 2 & 1/2 year deal on rumoured to be 300-400k a season.......only for the 31 year old to break down

• In an effort to sign anyone half decent, we offer 3 year terms and employ the equivalent of George Weah's cousin to seal the deal, just to have him walk out on the deal leaving us with George Weah's cousin.

Hope I haven't missed anyone.

Would seriously like to know what good things that Lawrie has supposedly done in his time at the helm other than his trump esq twitter engagment