Originally Posted by
plague
as a neutral and former life long Lester, Arsenal, Citeh and Dortmund here are the things i would be ok with in the title game.
Liverpool winning because:
1. The "**** off Suarez" chant will no doubt be revived.
2. Klopp winning and possibly bear hugging at least 3 people to death.
3. Firminho just looks like a good dude so he deserves to win.
4. Firminho spent all that money on teeth so he should be able to show them off.
5. Virgil winning because he is very good and not a racist shitbag like other ECL winning* centrebacks.
6. I really dont dig Dele Ali or the way he gets down.
7. My man Jeterpool deserves this if only to make up for everyone pointing out errors in his game preview posts.
Spurs winning:
1. Son. Bless him.
2. Harry Kane doing a John Terry and being front and centre for the presentation in full kit because hes every bit the narcissistic wanker that Terry is but with much less racist shitbag tendencies.
3. Poch needs to let it all out then sleep for a month. That dude does life tough man.
4. Jordan Henderson might just kill a man if they are down late.
5. Piers Morgan may, just may top himself. {insert prayers up emoji}.
*hahahaahahahahahah we all know that racist shitbag didnt actually win it, he did nothing and will live the rest of his existence knowing that his only contribution was to slip over on a pen and cost his team so **** him and **** all his enablers.
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